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Your Simpsons character
The user’s bleak, self‑destructive outlook, with posts like "i just got banned on discord #kms", "i should end", and "goodbye cruel world #hellyeah", mirrors Moe’s chronic depression and occasional suicidal jokes. Their cynical, angry rants about society—e.g., "its all jews fault" and "polish government would fall"—echo Moe’s bitter, world‑weary commentary. The erratic, attention‑seeking style of random, shocking statements such as "just had #sex" and "overdosing meds is kinda fun" resembles Moe’s tendency to lash out with crude humor in his bar. Their loneliness and pleas for connection, shown in "I 💜 STEAM SUPPORT" and "i love you @scoliosissy", reflect Moe’s yearning for validation despite his rough exterior. Together these traits make Moe Szyslak the Simpsons character that best matches this user.

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The user’s tweets focus heavily on inner thoughts and personal emotions, indicating introversion (e.g., "i just dropped 99% to 95% and failed on a song that my ex liked, cuz i started thinking about her"). They often express abstract, symbolic ideas rather than concrete details, such as "the perverted fear of violence chokes a smile on every smile," suggesting intuition. Their language is driven by feelings and personal values, evident in lines like "my heart aches" and "i love you @scoliosissy," which aligns with a feeling preference. Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous posting style and statements like "like why am i even fucking trying at this point?" show a perceiving, flexible approach rather than structured planning.

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Osu! enthusiast, meme curator, and perpetual high-score chaser. Once slipped from 99% to 95% daydreaming about my ex. #gaming #steam– @zelekmiau

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The 99% Drop Cocktail mirrors @zelekmiau’s roller‑coaster of emotions, starting with a clean vodka base that feels empty like the "99% to 95%" drop they mention: "i just dropped 99% to 95% and failed on a song that my ex liked". A splash of blue curaçao adds the neon, chaotic vibe of OSU and meme culture, echoing tweets like "rolling girl" and "harumachi clover farmers". The bitter absinthe represents the hazardous, self‑destructive side they hint at in their bio and tweets such as "overdosing meds is kinda fun" and "i just got banned on discord #kms". Sour cherry liqueur adds a sweet‑sour punch for heartbreak and the lingering pain in lines like "my heart aches". Finally, an energy drink fizz captures the frantic, meme‑filled bursts of humor and desperation that pepper their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows deep concern for friends, for example: "ughh i’m so sad, my friend that i care a lot about is socially akward and has to remind herself to even reply to me or text :c she tells me she likes me a lot but at the end we barely talk" and later "my heart aches", reflecting strong loyalty and empathy. They also demonstrate perseverance despite setbacks, as seen in "i just dropped 99% to 95% and failed on a song that my ex liked", which aligns with Hufflepuff's value of hard work and resilience. Their supportive attitude toward communities, like "I 💜 STEAM SUPPORT", and occasional calls for help (e.g., "i think someone is being murdered near my house") further illustrate a caring, community‑oriented nature. While some tweets reveal darker moods, these reflect personal struggle rather than ambition or cunning, fitting Hufflepuff's emphasis on kindness, patience, and loyalty.

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The user's frequent expressions of deep sadness, self-harm urges, and hopelessness match the tone of "Hurt". For example they tweet "overdosing meds is kinda fun just to see what’ll happen" and "i should 'end'", echoing the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel". They also post "goodbye cruel world #hellyeah" and "my heart aches", which mirrors the song's themes of pain and regret. The repeated feeling of being broken is reflected in the lyric "I'm broken and I'm broken again". Overall, the raw confession of inner torment in the song captures the user's emotional landscape.

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