
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, very online, and deeply queer-friendly. Like Lisa’s activism and global consciousness, they express strong anti-imperialist, pro-Palestine views in posts like “I want out of this place so bad, we’re the cause of global suffering all so the rich can line their own pockets.” and their #CeasefireNOW stance in the bio. They’re introspective and self-critical, worrying about being annoying or insufferable, as seen in “Hate it when i dont realize im being insufferable until hours after the fact 😓 i feel so bad abt it 😭”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant overthinking and social anxiety. Their passion for media analysis, especially around gender and queerness—e.g. calling out shallow design takes in “Hate it when the average player that knows next to nothing about character design suddenly believes they have a perfect sense of what makes a good and bad design” and praising queer representation in “This show is genuinely such a good way to understand queerness.”—fits Lisa’s nerdy, analytical side. Finally, the combination of earnest leftism and occasional despair, alongside their love of art and storytelling, rounds them out as a very Lisa-coded fandom lesbian, just with a lot more swearing.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they describe themselves as a “brick with social anxiety” and struggle to interact with others, e.g. “Any rich lesbians who wanna date a brick with social anxiety” and “I try and interact with oomfs but i dunno how to be interesting”, showing social desire but low social energy and self-consciousness rather than overt attention-seeking. Their focus on symbolism, identity and media subtext points to Intuition: they frequently call things “transgender allegory,” e.g. “Transgender allegory number 5 bajillion”, and analyze themes like queerness in shows, as in “This show is genuinely such a good way to understand queerness… It delves into gender identity/expression and same sex attraction/romance really well.”. They are strongly values-driven and emotionally expressive, which fits Feeling over Thinking: they’re quick to defend characters and marginalized groups on a moral basis, e.g. “THOSE fans will never ruin my enjoyment for Anaxa as a character. He loves his students YALL WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME HE’S THAT MUCH OF A DICK” and “‘If ur trans and lesbian isn’t that just straight with extra steps’ i will cave your skull in right here and now istg”. Their lifestyle and tone feel flexible and spontaneous rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they talk about being exhausted, passing out multiple times, and struggling to work on art instead of gaming, e.g. “I wanna work on art instead of gaming all the time but im like so mentally and physically exhausted constantly that I can’t handle it”, and they often react in-the-moment with impulsive capslock takes like “I WANNA GF SO BAD DUDE IM A CHUD” rather than presenting careful plans. Overall, a passionate, values-focused, introspective media fan who filters everything through identity, ideals, and emotions aligns best with INFP.

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20 • she/they/it • Lesbian gamer & lazy artist yelling about Hoyo girls, politics & character design. Once passed out 4 times in a day and still gamed.– @Zephyrastle

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The blood orange gin brings a vivid, punchy base for their sharp takes on fandom and politics, like calling out media discourse in “Hate it when the average player that knows next to nothing about character design suddenly believes they have a perfect sense of what makes a good and bad design” and their anti-imperialist frustration in “I want out of this place so bad, we’re the cause of global suffering all so the rich can line their own pockets.”. Rose and lychee syrup adds soft, sapphic sweetness for their lesbian yearning in “Any rich lesbians who wanna date a brick with social anxiety” and their pure adoration in “I FUCKING LOVE BEING A LESBIAN”. An espresso shot stands in for their exhausted-but-still-online vibe from “I passed put like 4 separate times today and im still tired” and their desire to create despite burnout in “I wanna work on art instead of gaming all the time but im like so mentally and physically exhausted constantly that I can’t handle it”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, tangy, and a little chaotic, echoing their hyperfixation shipping energy in posts like “Need to see Feixiao topping tfem Yao Guang NEEEOOOOWWW” and “Guys guys how do we feel abt Feixiao x Ciphe gunshots”. Finally, a pink glitter sugar rim celebrates their trans, sparkly, and slightly feral femme-masc aesthetic, nodding to the 🧡🤍🩷 hearts in their bio and their self-description as an “Awkward pathetic tgirl brick Who want me” in this tweet, making the drink look as loud and unapologetic as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong tendency to loudly stand up for their beliefs and for marginalized people, even when it’s confrontational. For example, they openly denounce imperialism and comfort built on oppression in “I want out of this place so bad, we’re the cause of global suffering all so the rich can line their own pockets. Im done living a life of comfort built on the blood of others.” and consistently signal their politics with things like “➫ #CeasefireNOW 🇵🇸✧˚”. Their readiness to aggressively defend queerness and trans identities also points to classic Gryffindor moral courage, as seen in “‘If ur trans and lesbian isn’t that just straight with extra steps’ i will cave your skull in right here and now istg” and their passionate praise of queer representation in media in “This show is genuinely such a good way to understand queerness… Ahead of its time.”. The impulsive, intense tone of their reactions—like “Need to see Feixiao topping tfem Yao Guang NEEEOOOOWWW” and “Guys guys how do we feel abt Feixiao x Ciphe gunshots”—also fits Gryffindor’s dramatic, act-first energy more than the slower patience of Hufflepuff or the cool calculation of Slytherin. While they’re creative and analytical about media, the dominant throughline is boldness and a willingness to ‘charge in’ for what they care about, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for them is girls by girl in red, which captures intense sapphic yearning, gender feelings, and messy young-adult emotions. They frequently express loud lesbian desire, like saying “I FUCKING LOVE BEING A LESBIAN”, asking “Any rich lesbians who wanna date a brick with social anxiety”, and craving a partner in posts like “Me and future wife that buys me games (PLEEEEAAAASE)” and “Me and my future breadwinner wife (im crazy and deranged)”. The song’s mix of longing and chaotic affection matches tweets such as “I WANNA GF SO BAD DUDE IM A CHUD” and their overall tone of being loudly, unapologetically queer. Its raw, personal vibe also fits with their candid posts about mental health and exhaustion, like “I wanna work on art instead of gaming all the time but im like so mentally and physically exhausted constantly that I can’t handle it”. Overall, girls mirrors their combination of lesbian joy, yearning, and self-aware chaos.

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