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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Isah is a passionate and high-achieving fan who holds her interests to a high intellectual and moral standard, often becoming frustrated when things aren't 'done right.' She displays a sharp, witty tongue when criticizing corporate greed, such as when she says, “Pau no cu da W1 por fazer álbum limitado” or complains about high prices: “Essa porra custa 306 reais??? Vsf wake One”. Her perfectionist streak regarding her favorite groups' success is evident in her competitive nature, seen when she remarks, “N sendo clubista, mas colocar o líder da 5a gen em último é putaria”. Ultimately, Isah mirrors Lisa’s blend of intense dedication, occasional social exhaustion, and a tendency to feel like the only sane person in a chaotic environment, famously tweeting: “Acho que eu n tô bem”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Isah exhibits Extroversion (E) through her high-energy, reactive engagement with her online community, often expressing intense emotions loudly, such as when she tweets “SE EU FOR CANCELADA VOU COMER O CU DE CADA UM INFERNO”. Her Intuition (N) is seen in her focus on fandom narratives, 'shipping' dynamics like the “casamento dos Haobin”, and making abstract connections between idols. She lean heavily towards Feeling (F), as her judgments are based on personal values and raw emotional responses to K-pop news, exemplified by her crying “pela ,2938382939 vez por um homem” in a reality show. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is evident in her spontaneous, unfiltered posting style and her self-admitted lack of organization, once declaring “Vou me m N sei a senha” when faced with a barrier.

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From tracking ZB1 charts to analyzing K-pop generations. Brazilian enthusiast of music, reality TV, and collecting albums while critiquing Wake One’s prices.– @Zerocolamc

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This drink perfectly captures a personality that oscillates between being a sentimental romantic and an agent of absolute chaos. The Blue Curacao represents their ZB1 obsession where “it’s all blue or blue is the dominant color”, while the spicy kick reflects their threat that “SE EU FOR CANCELADA VOU COMER O CU DE CADA UM INFERNO”. It’s a high-energy mix for someone who switches from “crying for the 2938382939th time over a man” to wanting to “punch them until they learn” in a heartbeat. Served cold, because even when they are “tired of the photos”, they’ll still buy the album because “the ZeroCola community won once again”.

Your Hogwarts House
Isah exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of fierce loyalty to her 'inner circle' and a sharp, resourceful ambition for her favorites to dominate the industry. She isn't afraid to be confrontational or use harsh language to defend her interests, such as when she declares, “SE EU FOR CANCELADA VOU COMER O CU DE CADA UM INFERNO”, showing a self-preservation instinct that prioritizes her own stance over social approval. Her focus on status and leadership is evident in her demand for recognition of her group's rank, stating that “colocar o líder da 5a gen em último é putaria”. Furthermore, her calculating nature regarding fandom 'wars' and her blunt critiques of industry management, like shouting “Pau no cu da W1 por fazer álbum limitado”, highlight the Slytherin trait of valuing results and exclusivity above all else.

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Isah’s online presence is a high-octane mix of K-pop intensity and unfiltered emotional reactions, perfectly embodying the high-stakes energy of Drama. They are constantly in the middle of fandom conflicts and 'fights,' even joking about their own temperament by saying, “SE EU FOR CANCELADA VOU COMER O CU DE CADA UM INFERNO”. Their life as a fan is a series of theatrical peaks, from threatening to jump off a building over ZEROBASEONE at “EU TO NO 3° ANDAR DE UM PRÉDIO, É O SUFICIENTE PRA ALGUÉM MORRER” to aggressively celebrating their favorite 'ships' like Haobin. This 'drama' extends to their vocal hatred for management companies, notably shouting “Pau no cu da W1 por fazer álbum limitado”. Ultimately, Isah lives for the spectacle of the K-pop world, making this bold, confrontational track their perfect theme song.

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