Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows care for marginalized groups and victims of stigma, e.g. defending disabled people in wheelchairs from being called fakers in “i get so annoyed when i see mfs act like its some 'gotcha' moment when they see a wheelchair user stand/walk”.
- Ethically-principled: Takes clear stances against things they see as harmful, like incest fetishism in “i will never stop being honest about my hate for incest fetishism” and pay-to-escape-justice systems in “is there any argument for why u should be able to pay your way out of crimes”.
- Affectionate: Openly expresses love and excitement toward friends and mutuals, like “i love my friends so much” and “OH MY GOSHHH I LOVE YOU TWIN 🥹🥹🥹🥹 THIS IS SO CUTENESS”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on own behavior and fandom engagement, e.g. acknowledging feeling ridiculous taking self-shipping too seriously in “i worry abt those who take it so seriously. and i am 'sharing' bc i feel ridiculous being anything otherwise at my big age lol”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, absurd humor and self-deprecation, such as “suicide by eating copious amounts of coins before an MRI” and joking about his lecture being about “bacteria fucking eachother” in “half of this lecture was just about bacteria fucking eachother man where am i”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Expresses strong disdain in a way that can read contemptuous, e.g. “posting shit like this is why you Don't have one” and referring to certain users as “incels” and “these mfs” in “these incels who do mental gymnastics”.
- Timeline-reactive: Frequently doom-scrolls and reacts angrily to upsetting content instead of curating it, as seen in “GORE ON MY TIMELINE” and “the desensitisation people have to real world shit online needs to be studied”.
- Overextended: Shows signs of poor rest and stress while juggling nursing school, like “i got three hours of sleep last night” and using insomnia-content discourse in “insomnia romanticisers when you tell them lack of sleep affects every aspect of your life negatively”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages directly with contentious fandom and kink discourse, which can intensify drama, e.g. “THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY ENTIRE FUCKING POINT OH MY GODDD I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR OWN TIME, JUST DONT TALK TO ME OR MAKE THAT SHIT PUBLIC” and “i hate hetalia fandom ohh my goddd i always see like naziincestgooner67”.
- Emotionally-volatile: Emotional reactions online swing from intense joy to intense frustration, e.g. all-caps outbursts in “DUDEE THIS MOVING IS MY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE MIGHTY ATOM” contrasted with exasperation like “we have the delete this app forever”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: socially aware, principled, and a bit of a nerd about their interests. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about ethics and justice, calling out things that disgust them or feel wrong, such as their stance on fetish content and desensitisation to real-world harm online: “i will never stop being honest about my hate for incest fetishism…” and “the desensitisation people have to real world shit online needs to be studied. like genuinely”. They’re also very academically engaged while exhausted by it, which feels very Lisa-in-college: a nursing student tweeting things like “i got three hours of sleep last night and half of this lecture was just about bacteria fucking eachother man where am i”. At the same time, they’re earnest and affectionate with friends and fandoms, gushing over cute art and mutuals in a way that mirrors Lisa’s intense enthusiasm: “OH MY GOSHHH I LOVE YOU TWIN 🥹🥹🥹🥹 THIS IS SO CUTENESS” and “THIS IS SO FUCKING CUUUUTEEE”. Their mix of strong moral compass, autism mention, and deep, slightly niche fixations (Star Trek, Hetalia, Superman, etc.) lines up well with Lisa’s combination of idealism, intellect, and intense special interests.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as clearly Extraverted (E): they constantly interact with others, invite engagement, and seem energized by social connection and online community, e.g. “i love my friends so much” and playful call-outs like “you WILL reply.”. Their focus is broadly conceptual and fandom/meta oriented rather than detail-focused, showing Intuition (N) in takes like “ragebait used to be believable” and commentary on patterns of desensitization online in “the desensitisation people have to real world shit online needs to be studied.”. They clearly prioritize values and empathy over cold logic, indicating Feeling (F): they get passionate about ethics (e.g. anti‑incest/anti‑fetishization) in tweets like “i will never stop being honest about my hate for incest fetishism…” and defend disabled people and marginalized groups in “i get so annoyed when i see mfs act like its some 'gotcha' moment when they see a wheelchair user stand/walk…”. Their lifestyle reads as spontaneous and flexible rather than strictly structured, reflecting Perceiving (P); they joke about sleep deprivation and last‑minute chaos in nursing school like “i got three hours of sleep last night and half of this lecture was just about bacteria fucking eachother man where am i” and casually bounce between interests such as Animal Crossing, fandom discourse, and music (“gonna try to breed blue roses in animal crossing”; “NEW FRANK IERO SONG RELEASEE 🤤🤤🤤…”). Overall, their energetic social presence, value-driven rants, and spontaneous, multifandom enthusiasm fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If sleep clears toxic chemicals from your brain, can I be the reason you stay up just a tiny bit too late—talking about bacteria fucking each other and Star Trek instead? I promise I’m more fun than your lecture on conjugation.
- You said your House is the club, but honestly with how hard you go for Superman, Mighty Atom, and RSL, I think I’d rather be invited to your fandom watch party—do I need to bring snacks, or just show up ready to yell ‘NEW RSL FOOTAGE DROPPED’ with you?
- You updated your strawpage with all your past gimmicks—if I send you a drawing, can I bribe my way into the ‘friends I love so much’ photo set too, or is that a 1k followers milestone-exclusive perk?
- As a nursing student who hates insomnia romanticising and people being desensitised to real-world gore, you clearly care a lot about people staying alive and well—can I apply to be your most spoiled and over-monitored patient?
- Ludwig/Feliciano doesn’t make sense to you, but what about you/me: one autistic artist with a Superman crush and Animal Crossing blue-rose ambitions, plus one idiot willing to grind Nook Miles with you until we get them? That ship seems canon to me.
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Bryn, 19 • he/him • autistic nursing student & illustrator • once spilled water from rage at gum in the recycling • DMs open, art & fandom in the pinned– @zerozeromilktea
Your signature cocktail
The Pomodoro MRI Fizz
Named for their handle and display, tomato-infused gin is the bright, slightly weird core of this drink, just like Bryn’s mix of art-brain and nursing-student grind, toggling between “i got three hours of sleep last night and half of this lecture was just about bacteria fucking eachother man where am i” “i got three hours of sleep…” and “turns on Spotify autism playlist” “turns on Spotify autism playlist”. Coffee liqueur keeps it wired and a bit unhinged, the same energy as posting “suicide by eating copious amounts of coins before an MRI” “suicide by eating copious amounts of coins before an MRI” at 2 AM and then earnestly worrying about insomnia and brain toxins “insomnia romanticisers when you tell them lack of sleep affects every aspect of your life negatively…”. Cherry soda adds a childish, fandom-silly sweetness for the guy who goes feral over cute fanart and self-shipping, like “OH MY 😭😭GODDD…CUTE😭😭😭” “OH MY 😭😭GODDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭CUTE😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “HE TURNED ME INTO A BREAD 🥹🥹” “HE TURNED ME INTO A BREAD 🥹🥹”. A dash of black pepper tincture brings bite for their zero-tolerance stance on gross fandom stuff—“i will never stop being honest about my hate for incest fetishism” “i will never stop being honest about my hate for incest fetishism…” and “sometimes i think these mfs ship things just because the characters are related like you just wanna goon to incest” “sometimes i think these mfs ship things just because the characters are related…”. Finally, a soft lime foam on top is for the way he still leads with affection and joy—“i love my friends so much” “i love my friends so much” and the earnest hopecore of “i miss superman” “i miss superman”—a bright, tangy cap on a chaotic, fizzing brain-cocktail.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They consistently show a strong moral backbone and willingness to publicly take stands, even on contentious topics, which is very Gryffindor-coded. For example, they call out incest fetishism directly and unapologetically in “i will never stop being honest about my hate for incest fetishism, these incels who do mental gymnastics to prove theyre 'actually not doing anything wrong' just make me sad.” and again condemn fandom trends in “sometimes i think these mfs ship things just because the characters are related like you just wanna goon to incest they dont even make SENSE”. They also show a classic Gryffindor mix of righteous anger and protectiveness when talking about ableism towards wheelchair users in “i get so annoyed when i see mfs act like its some 'gotcha' moment when they see a wheelchair user stand/walk and then claim it's proof they're 'faking their disability' ” and about desensitisation to real-world harm in “the desensitisation people have to real world shit online needs to be studied. like genuinely”. Their impulsive, dramatic tone—like declaring "GORE ON MY TIMELINE" in all caps in “GORE ON MY TIMELINE” and joking about extreme reactions in “everytjme i see this drawing i fall to my knees in heart wrenching agony”—also fits Gryffindor’s theatrical, feelings-first style more than the restraint of Ravenclaw or Slytherin. There is clear warmth and loyalty (Hufflepuff traits) in posts like “i love my friends so much”, but the dominant impression is someone driven to loudly defend what they think is right and to react fearlessly in public spaces, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.
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