Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Deep Game Knowledge: Provides granular analysis of unit mechanics, such as “16 needed a DFE but man his kit has some holes”.
- Passionate Fan: Shows immense enthusiasm for favorite characters, shouting “GOAT! GOAT! GOAT! Favourite release of the year” for Goku Black.
- Artistic Appreciation: Values visual quality, noting a mobile game is “1:1 with the anime” and praising “best animations in the game”.
- Nuanced Evaluator: Balances praise with critique, acknowledging a unit has “solid animations” while calling out specific defensive flaws.
- Pop Culture Literate: Follows multiple franchises beyond Dragon Ball, including Transformers, as seen in his critique of Earthspark.
Weaknesses:
- Hyperbolic Negativity: Uses extreme language for minor disappointments, calling an anniversary “Most garbage, pathetic, shitty ass... anniversary of all time”.
- Aggressive Confrontation: Attacks differing opinions harshly, telling others to “never give your opinion on this game ever again”.
- Excessive Hostility: Wishes severe suffering on people over game opinions, calling them “scum of the Earth”.
- Biased Glazer: Admits to being a “D1 Goku Black glazer”, which clouds his objectivity regarding character rankings.
- Impulsive Reactivity: Reacts with keyboard mashes like “MOROR ARC S JSJSBSVS SJSKSJDB” instead of articulated thoughts.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Zertalic perfectly embodies the hyper-critical, obsessive nature of Comic Book Guy, spending nearly every post ranking and critiquing the quality of Dragon Ball Z media. He is prone to hyperbolic, scathing reviews of things he dislikes, such as calling an anniversary event the “Most garbage, pathetic, shitty ass, horrendous, atrocious, appalling, putrid, shit from a butt anniversary of all time.” Like the shopkeeper, he often dismisses others' opinions with a sneer, telling one user, “Please don't ever give your opinion on this game ever again 🙏” Despite his harshness, he is deeply dedicated to his fandom, even going as far as to “do anything... ANYTHING, PLEASE” for a new premium character release.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Zertalic exhibits the Extroverted and Perceiving traits of an ENTP through high-energy, spontaneous engagement with the community, often using hyperbolic language like “IM CRINE LMAOOOOOO” and reacting to real-time game updates. Their Intuitive nature is shown in their deep focus on the theoretical 'meta' and future game possibilities, such as predicting a “new Transformers game” based on patterns rather than concrete news. They lean heavily into Thinking, utilizing a blunt, analytical, and often provocative style to critique game design, notably calling a developer's choice a “braindead decision”. This combination of traits creates a 'Debater' persona that enjoys challenging others' opinions, as seen when they tell a user to “never give your opinion on this game ever again” while defending their own logical frameworks for character rankings.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a new Bio Broly Red Zone? Because you just brutally murdered my heart with a normal look in my direction.
- Forget AGL 16, you’re the only 'Goatma 2' I need to see on my team—no slot restrictions required.
- I promise I’m more than just a 'FoB merchant'—I’ve got enough aura to rival Rosé and I’ll never let your love age like expired milk.
- They say peanut butter doesn't actually contain butter, but our chemistry? That’s 100% 1:1 with the anime.
- I’d let you run a 3-at-the-back formation on me any day, even if Amorim couldn't make it work at United.
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Passionate about high-stakes strategy and character mechanics in Dragon Ball Dokkan Battle. Looking for peak animations and the next great Piccolo release.– @Zertalic
Your signature cocktail
The EZA-Zest Martini
This drink captures the high-intensity energy of a user who flips from “IM CRINE LMAOOOOOO” to calling a release the “Most garbage, pathetic, shitty ass... anniversary of all time.” The spicy rim matches his 'D1 Goku Black glazer' status, while the smooth bourbon reflects his obsession with units having “the most aura.” It’s a bold, experimental mix that might age like “expired, foul smelling and tasting milk” if you leave it out too long, but it's perfect for someone who demands “PEAK” performance from every sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Zertalic demonstrates the classic Slytherin trait of being highly opinionated and fiercely protective of their personal 'inner circle' of favorites, often using biting wit to dismiss those they deem inferior. They exhibit a sharp, ambitious drive for 'peak' performance, ruthlessly criticizing anything that falls short of their standards, such as when they call a game anniversary the “Most garbage, pathetic, shitty ass, horrendous, atrocious, appalling, putrid, shit from a butt anniversary of all time.”. Their resourcefulness and cunning are channeled into analytical gaming breakdowns, but they maintain a clear hierarchy of value, evidenced by their dismissive attitude toward those with differing views: “Please don't ever give your opinion on this game ever again 🙏”. This combination of elitism, ambition for the 'greatest' units, and a readiness to use harsh rhetoric like “People like this are the scum of the Earth” aligns perfectly with the more intense, goal-oriented nature of Slytherin house.
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Your song
The Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace
Zertalic’s feed is a high-octane display of raw emotion, oscillating between intense 'glazing' and vitriolic hatred for Dragon Ball Dokkan Battle units. Their personality is defined by extreme reactions, whether they are declaring a character a “GOAT! GOAT! GOAT!” or wishing that certain people “suffer for the rest of their pathetic lives and end up in the deepest darkest pits of Hell.” This song mirrors their struggle with their own passionate 'inner animal,' which comes out when they see “Most garbage, pathetic, shitty ass, horrendous, atrocious, appalling, putrid, shit from a butt anniversary of all time.” Ultimately, the track captures the chaotic energy of someone who identifies as a “D1 Goku Black glazer” and is constantly driven to the edge by the game's meta shifts.
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