Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Shares piano cover of Bohemian Rhapsody and sketches, showing artistic expression.
- Intellectual: References Deleuze, Cioran, and philosophical concepts across many tweets.
- Self-Aware: Acknowledges depressive state and seeks improvement, e.g., 'sorry for the depressive tweets.'
- Passionate: Frequent mentions of The Smiths and music playlists demonstrate strong enthusiasm.
- Resilient: Plans to resume musical activities and declares 'great things are coming' after setbacks.
Weaknesses:
- Pessimistic: Tweets about antinatalism and 'no hope for this planet' reveal chronic hopelessness.
- Socially Isolated: Expresses difficulty relating to others and preference for solitude in several posts.
- Self-Deprecating: Calls self a 'useless human being' and shows low self-esteem.
- Violent Tendencies: Mentions wanting to 'beat the hell out of everyone' and other aggressive thoughts.
- Offensive Humor: Uses jokes about rape and hateful language, e.g., 'Male humor be like: Rape🤣🤣🤣.'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is the most intellectual, socially conscious, and often melancholy character on The Simpsons, reflecting paula's deep philosophical musings and activist stance. The user's tweet 'the cycle of history never ceases to fill me with anguish and despair... antinatalism and the imminent extinction of humanity because what a cruel and evil species' mirrors Lisa's frequent lament about humanity's flaws. Their love for music, especially when they say 'listening to the smiths on loop ... as a loser queer guy who loves to dance in his room' parallels Lisa's passion for jazz and saxophone. The recurring feelings of isolation and existential dread, as in 'i feel like a very useless human being, I've concluded that i don't know how to live like a normal person' echo Lisa's moments of being the odd one out at school. Finally, the user's left‑wing, bisexual, Latin American identity and self‑identification as a 'depressed lonely female persona' align with Lisa's progressive values and frequent struggles to be understood.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user shows strong introversion, as seen in the tweet 'I feel like a very useless human being, I've concluded that I don't know how to live like a normal person...' which reveals a focus on inner experience and social withdrawal. Their intuition is evident in the abstract post 'choose your fighter: 1) the world is an egg (Deleuze) 2) matter doesn't exist (Berkeley) ...', showing preference for big‑picture, theoretical ideas. Feeling dominates their decision‑making, illustrated by emotionally charged statements like 'ante ola actual de fascismo que se vive en todo el mundo, es un poco aterrador ser una mujer latinoamericana bisexual de izquierda' and 'no hay esperanza para este puto planeta', which reflect personal values and empathy. The perceiving trait appears in the spontaneous, unstructured content such as 'I've been talking to myself for 40 mins about Deleuze and Guattari's geophilosophy with explanations, examples and even jokes included (I'm losing it)', indicating a flexible, improvisational lifestyle. Combined, these patterns align best with the INFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were a Smiths track, you'd be 'I Know It's Over'—the perfect soundtrack for my heart, because every time I hear The Smiths I realize the only thing missing is you dancing with me to an 80s queer disco beat.
- Are you a Deleuzian rhizome? Because I want to connect with you in every direction, no roots needed—just a body without organs that finds its desire in your smile.
- I tried an avocado hair mask while listening to a 80s queer disco playlist, but nothing beats the thought of sharing a dance with the coolest girl in the world who also loves The Smiths.
- Let's co‑write a jazz‑synth piece that’s as avant‑garde as your Deleuzian jokes—I'll play the piano, you bring the existential lyrics, and together we’ll make Cioran jealous of our happiness.
- You say you’re a ‘body without organs’, but I’m willing to be the desire that fills your void—so how about we turn this philosophical emptiness into a love‑assemblage?
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Your new Twitter bio
Philosophy grad, indie music maker, Deleuzian thinker, The Smiths fan, queer Latin American navigating life’s absurdities—once taught a hamster Deleuze.– @zggystrdust
Your signature cocktail
Paula's Midnight Sonata
The darkness of black vodka and Campari mirrors the tweet "the cycle of history never ceases to fill me with anguish and despair...". The creamy avocado puree nods to the line "i slept 8 hours and now im working out while listening to an 80s queer disco playlist with an avocado treatment in my hair, life is good". The subtle sweetness of elderflower liqueur reflects fleeting moments of hope like "life is good" despite the pervasive gloom. A dash of absinthe evokes the philosophical musings and Deleuzian references, such as "i've been talking to myself for 40 mins about Deleuze and Guattari's geophilosophy". The garnish of a rosemary sprig symbolizes the lingering memory of The Smiths, as the user proudly declares "listening to the smiths on loop (as always)".
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their constant engagement with philosophy—quoting Deleuze, Cioran, and Heidegger in tweets like "i've been talking to myself for 40 mins about Deleuze and Guattari's geophilosophy"—shows a deep love for knowledge typical of Ravenclaw. They also display intellectual curiosity and analytical thinking, as seen in the question "Why is “I Know It’s Over” by The Smiths one of the saddest songs ever?" which reflects a desire to dissect emotional content. Their self‑reflection and pursuit of creative expression, such as planning to return to music and saying "im seriously planning how to go back to my musical activities and creative processes (covers, composing, etc.)", underscores the Ravenclaw value of personal growth through learning. Even their dark humor and philosophical jokes, like "choose your fighter 1) the world is an egg (Deleuze) 2) matter doesn't exist (Berkeley)...", demonstrate the wit and cleverness prized by Ravenclaw. While they often express despair, their focus remains on intellectual exploration rather than personal gain, aligning more with Ravenclaw than the ambition of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
I Know It's Over - The Smiths
The track mirrors the chronic hopelessness and existential dread that dominate zggystrdust’s timeline, as seen in tweets like "the cycle of history never ceases to fill me with anguish and despair... antinatalism and the imminent extinction of humanity because what a cruel and evil species" and "i feel like a very useless human being, i've concluded that i don't know how to live like a normal person". The Smiths’ lyric "And if a double‑decker bus should crash into my heart, I'm sure I'd love you still, but it's over" resonates with the user’s repeated feelings of being “alone” and “useless”. Their bio even calls them a “smiths enjoyer”, and they explicitly ask why this song is "one of the saddest songs ever", confirming it as a personal anthem. The melancholic melody and lyrical focus on ending and emptiness align perfectly with their self‑described antinatalistic and depressive worldview.
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