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The user displays chronic low self‑esteem, self‑deprecating humor, and a constant preoccupation with sex and drinking, much like Homer’s often insecure, booze‑loving persona. Tweets such as "Столько охуенных девушек, на которых я подписан там и здесь, что я устал дрочить" and "После 2,5 пива решил подрочить" echo Homer's frequent drunken misadventures and sexual frustration. Their frequent lament about being "ужасный уебан" and feeling unloved mirrors Homer's repeated feelings of inadequacy and desperate need for validation. The user also frequently references video games and pop culture in a clueless way, similar to Homer's shallow interests. Overall, the blend of self‑pity, vulgar humor, and a love for beer aligns best with Homer Simpson.

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The user frequently seeks external validation and attention (e.g., "Когда постишь сториз и ждёшь лайки от определённых людей..."), indicating an Extraverted orientation. Their tweets focus on concrete, everyday experiences—talking about girls they follow, drinking, gaming, and specific social interactions—showing a preference for Sensing over abstract intuition. The language is highly emotional and self‑critical, often expressing feelings of shame, frustration, and desire for acceptance, which aligns with a Feeling function. Finally, the pattern of impulsive, spontaneous actions ("Бля, решено. Я хочу перепройти это"; "После 2,5 пива решил подрочить") and a lack of structured planning suggest a Perceiving attitude. Together, these traits point to an ESFP personality type.

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Tech‑savvy gamer & meme curator 🎮 | Amateur poet who jokes about life’s glitches | Forever chasing the perfect coffee ☕– @Zhe_Ki_Chan

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The vodka mirrors his blunt, self‑deprecating vibe – “Блять, что со мной не так? … Я конченный уебан” (2024‑01‑28). The black coffee liqueur captures the bitterness he feels about his looks and worth, echoed in “Один из столпов моей низкой самооценки … это внешняя уродливость” (2023‑10‑16). Cherry liqueur hints at the fleeting fascination with “Столько охуенных девушек … что я устал дрочить” (2023‑01‑28). Smoked rosemary reflects the hazy, confused mental fog of his “я ищу жену” thread (2024‑02‑03). Finally, a dash of Tabasco adds the hot, angry flare from his rant “Сегодня бывший ебырь… назвал меня пидором” (2024‑02‑18). Together they create a strong, bitter‑sweet, experimental drink that perfectly embodies his chaotic, introspective energy.

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The user constantly seeks personal advantage and status, as seen in the tweet "Когда постишь сториз и ждёшь лайки от определённых людей, а они просто её просмотрели. Сука, что мне надо запостить, член???!!!" which shows a focus on gaining attention and manipulating perception. They also display a self‑preservational mindset, questioning their own worth and trying to control how others see them: "Блять, что со мной не так? Неужели я настолько страшный, неинтересный, конченный уебан..." This preoccupation with self‑image and strategic self‑promotion aligns with Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness. Additionally, the user often frames interactions as games or achievements, e.g., "Недавно закрыл гештальт и прошел игру «Поиск отношений», выбив платину и получив ачивку «Ты классный, но»", indicating a competitive, goal‑oriented mindset typical of Slytherins.

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The user repeatedly expresses self‑loathing, low self‑esteem and feeling unworthy, e.g., "Блять, что со мной не так? ... я конченный уебан" (2024‑01‑28) and "Один из столпов моей низкой самооценки это внешняя уродливость" (2023‑10‑16). The lyrics of "Creep"—'I'm a weirdo, I'm a loser, I don't belong here'—mirror this mindset. Their tweets also show a desperate craving for acceptance and love, such as "Столько охуенных девушек... я устал дрочить" (2023‑01‑01) and the longing for someone to notice them, which aligns with the song's refrain "I want you to love me, but I’m a creep and I’m strange, and I’m not what you want". The overall tone of alienation, frustration, and yearning for connection makes "Creep" the most fitting anthem.

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