
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s a sensitive, introspective teenager who feels things very intensely, much like this user. The user is self-aware about their mental and physical health struggles, talking openly about their ED and self-harm, like in “I’ve estimated eating 1000 cals today i don’t know how much I’ve purged out but I’m gonna cry holy 💔🫰” and “I’m about to take a bubble bath with several fresh deep cuts I don’t think this is a good idea but oh well🫰💔”, which resonates with Lisa’s often hidden emotional pain. Despite this, they’re still creative and passionate about niche interests (like Boothill art and cosplay), similar to Lisa’s love for jazz and reading, seen in tweets like “I will start posting more art and boothill stuff soon I swear, I’m just not doing very well atm”. They clearly care about friends and feel deeply about social dynamics and being understood, as in “I literally pushed away one of my best friends wtf do I even do” and “my😭😭😭oomfs 😭😭😭are 😭😭😭so 😭😭😭 nice 😭😭😭I love 😭😭😭yall 😭😭😭sm 😭😭😭”, which mirrors Lisa’s strong but sometimes complicated relationships. The mix of intelligence, emotional vulnerability, and feeling out of place at school/with family—like “hi I’m Kirk and I hate boarding school don’t send your kids here if you love them”—lines up closely with Lisa Simpson’s character arc.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most joy and comfort come from solitary/one‑to‑one things like drawing and fandom; they gush about Boothill and their art far more than big social scenes, and anxiety about interacting is clear in “I always wanna reply to all my oomfs tweets but I’m always very concerned I’m gonna say the wrong thing so I lowk just stare at my screen like this 💔”. They read as iNtuitive rather than strictly Sensing: even when mentioning concrete things (food, calories, merch), there’s a strong layer of meaning and symbolism, like seeing an NPC as deeply relatable in “I relate to this NPC on another level cause I just know we hear the same thing everyday”, and idealising fictional dynamics in “I don’t really like boothill x ashveil that much and I much prefer the galaxy rangers as a family dynamic instead!!”. Their values and decisions are very Feeling‑driven: they centre emotions and relationships, e.g. “I literally pushed away one of my best friends wtf do I even do” and the way a simple message stops a relapse in “he doesn’t know this stupid ass text just stopped me relapsing”, plus they express gratitude and affection in “my😭😭😭oomfs 😭😭😭are 😭😭😭so 😭😭😭 nice 😭😭😭I love 😭😭😭yall 😭😭😭sm 😭😭😭”. On the Perceiving side, they come across as spontaneous and struggle with rigid structure: they often react in the moment, like impulsively planning to “quickly make some boothill valentines art before it’s too late hehe”, and their half‑term goals in “Half term goals: no binging… actually study… buy new razors yay” read more like hopeful lists they wobble on rather than strict schedules. Overall, the combination of inward focus, emotional intensity, imaginative attachment to fictional worlds, and loose, reactive planning fits INFP better than other types.

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15 | she/her | boarding school survivor, boothill enthusiast & part-time artist. Once passed out in the shower, still refuses to log off.– @zhong0ui

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built on white rum with a splash of cola – a little reckless, a little teen-chaos caffeine, like fasting, liquid diets, and late-night spirals in “36 hours into my liquid fast I’m so hungry bro how do y’all do beyond 48 💔💔💔💔”. Strawberry bubble tea syrup adds a sweet, soft heart that shows whenever they gush about friends and kindness in “my😭😭😭oomfs 😭😭😭are 😭😭😭so 😭😭😭 nice 😭😭😭I love 😭😭😭yall 😭😭😭sm 😭😭😭” and “my friend noticed I didn’t take a packed lunch and insisted on splitting hers with me… she’s genuinely so sweet ☹️ friendship cals don’t count right guys”. A cloud of salted caramel foam sits on top for the mix of comfort and guilt swirling around food in “I hate the way eating makes me feel but food tastes so good fml” and “Holy shart guys i don’t even want to know the cals but I’m locking in once I’m back to school 🥹”. A dash of bitters stands in for the self-hate and sharp edges of their timeline, from “I LOOK LIKE IVE GAINED I HATE EATING OMDS I HATE MY PERIOD CRAVINGS I HATE MY DULL ASS BLADE I HATE EVERYTHING” to “Half term goals: no binging … buy new razors yay”. Finally, the drink is showered in edible glitter stars for the galaxy-ranger daydreamer who takes mini Boothill everywhere in “Taking mini boothill on a school trip to London cause in reality nobody is judging me more than myself” and lives for art, cosplay, and shelves of merch in “Updated #boothill shelves ^^!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Kirk reads as primarily Hufflepuff because of how intensely she values kindness, friendship, and small comforts even while she’s struggling. She repeatedly highlights and treasures the thoughtfulness of others, like when her friend shares lunch with her despite her own issues with food: “my friend noticed I didn’t take a packed lunch and insisted on splitting hers with me cause she bought extra she’s genuinely so sweet ☹️ friendship cals don’t count right guys”, and when a friend’s small gift becomes the bright spot in a terrible day: “the only thing that’s made me feel better amongst all my crying is the kinder egg my friend bought me and 2 cookies 💔”. She shows strong loyalty and attachment to her oomfs and online friends, gushing that “my😭😭😭oomfs 😭😭😭are 😭😭😭so 😭😭😭 nice 😭😭😭I love 😭😭😭yall 😭😭😭sm 😭😭😭”, and feeling guilty or anxious when she pushes a friend away: “I literally pushed away one of my best friends wtf do I even do”. Her half-term list shows a desire to work hard and "be good" even when that goal is unhealthy: “Half term goals: no binging daily exercise no sugar … actually study”, which reflects a very Hufflepuff fixation on self-discipline and effort. Even in joking curses like “whoever unfollowed me is going to stub their toe real hard soon”, her tone is more soft, emotional, and people-oriented than ambitious or cerebral, fitting Hufflepuff more than the other houses.

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A well‑known song that fits Kirk is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the mix of dark self-destructive thoughts, body image struggles, and still being a teenager trying to figure life out. She is 15 and very online, torn between wanting to enjoy teen life and being consumed by ED thoughts and self-harm, shown in tweets like “Half term goals: no binging … buy new razors yay” and “I’m choosing to ignore the fact I’ve been purging out blood for the past few days so if I die ily oomfs 😂💔”. The song’s themes of feeling broken inside while putting on a persona match her contrast between cute fandom/art posts and very dark admissions like “my mum just asked me if my scars have been healing well, she thinks I haven’t cut since December 2024” and “I’ve estimated eating 1000 cals today i don’t know how much I’ve purged out but I’m gonna cry holy 💔🫰”. Lines about wanting a different, ‘ideal’ teenage experience also mirror her fixation on weight and appearance, such as “at what point do my thighs get skinnier ☹️” and “I LOOK LIKE IVE GAINED I HATE EATING OMDS I HATE MY PERIOD CRAVINGS”. Overall, Teen Idle reflects the tension between her vulnerable, hurting side and the quirky, fandom-loving persona she shows through her Boothill art and posts like “Taking mini boothill on a school trip to London cause in reality nobody is judging me more than myself”.

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