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They read as a very online, passionate nerd with a strong sense of justice and niche hyperfixations, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they juggle intense fandom brain (Genshin, ZZZ, Marvel) with critical thinking, e.g. comparing character writing in a meta way: “which is why i never understood the comparisons with ysg. columbina is much more well written…”. They care about how people are treated and will call out weird behavior, such as ignoring idols’ boundaries: “i've blocked so many accounts bc of it lol who cares about their private lives?” and the way women get judged: “women literally cannot do anything without getting judged oml”. The mix of self-aware gender weirdness (“you know what this actually works for my agender ass lmao”) and earnest, slightly dramatic emotional investment in their faves (“not me legitimately tearing up at seeing connor look so happy wtf”) also feels very Lisa. They’re thoughtful, opinionated, and extremely fandom-brained, all core Lisa traits—just filtered through modern stan Twitter instead of a saxophone and homework.

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They lean slightly Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive and people-focused, full of reactions to fandom discourse and public events, with no hesitation about loudly stanning idols and characters (e.g. “i caught myself smiling hard at this wtf man im too old to be this down bad 😭” and “rest my head on shane's boobies”), suggesting they get energy from external engagement more than quiet introspection. They read as iNtuitive: they jump quickly to implications, symbolism, and big-picture narrative (e.g. speculating about story arcs and character writing in Genshin like “imagine a surtalogi redemption arc... skirk might jump out of the game to destroy hyv lmao” and analyzing character construction in “columbina is much more well written and actually emphasizes her connections to everyone + the traveler whereas ysg made the proxy her whole personality”). Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: values, empathy, and emotional bonds dominate, from defending celebrities’ privacy (“i've blocked so many accounts bc of it lol who cares about their private lives? ... i just wanna see them thrive in their careers man”) to intense affection for comfort characters and idols (“him protecting her drink while she walked i am so unbelievably fond of you hudson williams 🥹💙”). They appear clearly Perceiving: their tweets are spontaneous, reactive to new info and leaks, and full of shifting hyperfixations (“i've never been interested in fashion in my life but im tuning in hyperfixation hyperfixating hard man wtf”), and they rarely discuss strict plans or structure, instead rolling with changing events and content cycles. Overall, the excitable stan energy, strong emotional expressiveness, rapid idea-jumping, and flexible, in-the-moment style of engagement best fit ENFP.

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28 • agender chaos enthusiast with a Genshin brainrot degree • once started journaling again because a fictional man looked happy on screen– @zielisdead

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This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged, just like someone who’s “thinking of forging a pact with the great old one so i can truly go insane” in their bio, hence the high-proof dark rum as the chaotic core. The blue curaçao mirrors how often they gush in blue hearts over their faves, like calling characters and idols pretty and beloved in tweets such as “she's so pretty hopefully she becomes playable 💙💙” and “JESSICA MY BELOVED 💙💙💙”. Calamansi juice brings a tart Filipino twist, nodding to their language and humor popping up in lines like “piste giatay yawa buang ka dili na nako ni kaya lordt 😭😭” and “nakakagigil jud uie”. Honey ginger syrup adds comforting sweetness and warmth for the soft, caring side that tears up when their boys are together, as in “my boys are together again 🥹💙💙” and worries about idols needing rest like “he needs to rest after all this. even just a weekend to bum around poor dude”. The activated charcoal salt rim makes it look a little eldritch and dramatic, perfect for someone who tweets things like “PLS BE HIM IM BEGGING AS THE BEGGIEST BEGGAR IN ALL OF BEGDOM 🛐🛐🛐” while manifesting commissioner Lowell in “commissioner lowell PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏”. Overall it’s bright, weird, slightly cursed, and very devotional to their hyperfixations—exactly the vibe of someone who says “they really cooked hugo zzz in the lab for specifically me” and lives off fandom brainrot.

Your Hogwarts House
ziel reads first and foremost as someone deeply loyal to their faves and friends, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They focus on supporting people rather than obsessing over gossip, e.g. they say they block accounts that pry into idols’ private lives and emphasize, “i just wanna see them thrive in their careers man idc about anything else bc idk them irl” — that’s fairness, boundaries, and quiet protectiveness. Their timeline is full of proud, nurturing language toward the people they like, such as “my princess im so proud 🥹💙💙” and “so so proud of him 🥹”, showing a consistent instinct to cheer others on. Even when talking about overworked idols, they prioritize the person’s well-being over content, saying “he needs to rest after all this. even just a weekend to bum around poor dude”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s empathy and care. While they’re witty and passionate, the dominant throughline is steadfast affection, emotional support, and a desire for people to be treated kindly and fairly — hallmarks of Hufflepuff rather than the flashier traits of the other houses.

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Their timeline is chaotic, feral, and delightfully self-aware in the same way bad idea! right? is about knowingly making messy choices and enjoying the drama. They joke about their own unhinged tendencies, from their bio about “forging a pact with the great old one so i can truly go insane” to over-the-top begging like “PLS BE HIM IM BEGGING AS THE BEGGIEST BEGGAR IN ALL OF BEGDOM 🛐🛐🛐”. The song’s playful, self-dragging tone fits their habit of laughing at their own fixation, like when they say “i caught myself smiling hard at this wtf man im too old to be this down bad 😭”. Their combination of intense stan energy, romantic/parasocial dramatics, and gleeful overreaction in tweets such as “divorce arc is over! re marriage arc begins 🥳🥳” mirrors the song’s theme of knowingly spiraling back into something messy because it’s fun. Overall, the track’s chaotic, reactive, and emotionally loud vibe lines up perfectly with how they live and tweet about their interests.

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