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The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but a much darker, more chaotic version of her. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about social issues and politics, calling out racism and stereotypes (“as a black person Do NOT piss me off holy shit. I dont know if you missed something in history but it was a common racial stereotype to comepare black people to monkeys, FOR YEARS. Are you fucking stupid . Please study before saying dumb shit”) and boosting causes like Sudan, Congo, and Palestine in their bio. They’re intensely introspective and self-critical, openly discussing mental health and suicidal ideation (“alright [tw,, mentions of nsfw, selfharm, sui attempts, all around traumadumping im not gonna lie to you.] this isnt exactly a suicide note, nor is it Not one. Im tired of failing suicide. Consider this a 'just in case' post. I genuinely believe i cannot do this anymore.”, “this life aint worth living”), which parallels Lisa’s depressive, existential streak taken to an extreme. They also show strong creative energy and identity through art and niche fandoms (“new album coming soon... #art #edit #watercolor”, “Art for my dad. say happy birthday.. Okay? #art #dc #theflash”) much like Lisa’s sax, writing, and activism. Finally, their mix of bitterness, intelligence, and emotional volatility—swinging between hope, anger, and despair (“I am not okay”, “these moodswibgs are giving me a headache how about i just die”)—fits Lisa as someone who feels too much and often feels out of place in the world.

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They lean Introvert more than Extrovert: while they overshare online, it’s mostly venting and inner monologue rather than true social seeking (e.g., “this life aint worth living” and “I hate this account with a passion to be honest...”), and they even ask people to DM on Discord because Twitter is overwhelming (“PLEASE DM me on discord rather twitter”). Their interests and self-expression are strongly Intuitive: they fixate on fictional figures and symbolism (Darkrai, Cresselia, General Grievous, Purple Yam Cookie) as emotional anchors (“darkrai my beautiful adorable heartwarming magnificent”; “Purple yam cookie. He was my darkrai before i found darkrai”), and they use metaphorical, dramatic phrasing like “my body is the cage” rather than concrete, practical talk. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: their arguments are framed around emotional harm, morality, and identity, such as calling out racism and invalidation of victims (“Are you fucking stupid . Please study before saying dumb shit”; “Why are you invalidating the other victim holy shit”), and their feed is saturated with raw emotional disclosure about suicidality and trauma (“alright [tw... ] this isnt exactly a suicide note, nor is it Not one”). Their lifestyle looks Perceiving rather than Judging: they describe intense mood swings and lack of structure (“these moodswibgs are giving me a headache how about i just die”), constant account/brand shifting (“Might move accounts this one is veeery evil”), and impulsive posting followed by regret (“I gotta become a better person highkey no more sui posting on main. I was doing so good for a month . FUCK”). Putting this together—intense inner emotional life, symbolic/fiction-focused coping, values-driven anger at injustice, and chaotic, non-structured behavior—INFP is the best-fitting type (introverted, idealistic, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous).

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Lesbian illustrator + Darkrai enthusiast. Balancing vent art, speedcore OCs, and sibling chaos. Once went zee/zim and forgot until Twitter reminded me.– @Zimp4rty

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They show strong Gryffindor-style intensity and willingness to confront others publicly, especially when calling out racism or performative behavior, like “as a black person Do NOT piss me off holy shit. I dont know if you missed something in history but it was a common racial stereotype to comepare black people to monkeys, FOR YEARS. Are you fucking stupid . Please study before saying dumb shit” and “i really need that ladyscorps person on piggy twitter gone because their opinions are SO preformitive and only cater to what the public believes,, that and invalidating a victim SHUT THE FUCK UP 😅😅😅 WHOOO ARE YOUU”. This readiness to fight for what they think is right, even aggressively, fits Gryffindor’s confrontational bravery more than the quieter moral sense of Hufflepuff or the strategic distancing of Slytherin. They are also extremely impulsive and dramatic about their own life and death, for example “this life aint worth living” in their bio, “Im so close to the edge bro”, and “Talking about overdosing knowing i will fail because im a pussy and we do this shit everytime. Perhaps i should find other methods.”, which reflects the reckless emotional intensity often associated with Gryffindor. They wrap this around a kind of dark, self-mythologizing persona like “oneday ill just be gone and you all forget about me… You will not remember evil fucking suicidal darkrai.” and “gas this shit up or i will hurt you. I am evil suicidal fucking darkrai.”, echoing the theatrical, main-character energy common in that house. While they are clearly creative and artistic in posts like “new album coming soon... #art #edit #watercolor” and “Album cover for my beloved speedcore oc. #art #albumcover”, the dominant traits are courage in conflict, emotional volatility, and an almost reckless readiness to throw themselves into drama—hallmarks of Gryffindor more than Ravenclaw or Slytherin.

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A fitting song for them is Bury the Light because it captures a mix of self‑destructive thoughts, dark humor, and a stubborn will to keep going despite everything. They openly talk about suicidal ideation and feeling like life is pointless, as seen in posts like “this life aint worth living”, “the world has lost its charm to me im done with this shit,, who wants to hang themselves with me lets #hangout”, and “oneday ill just be gone and you all forget about me…”. The song’s lyrics about being consumed by darkness while still fighting on mirror their repeated relapse and survival, like “I gotta become a better person highkey no more sui posting on main. I was doing so good for a month . FUCK” and “Talking about overdosing knowing i will fail because im a pussy and we do this shit everytime.”. Their edgy, over‑the‑top persona—calling themself “evil suicidal fucking darkrai” in “gas this shit up or i will hurt you. I am evil suicidal fucking darkrai.” and joking about doomposting—fits the dramatic, almost theatrical energy of the track. At the same time, their love for intense, niche fandoms (Darkrai, General Grievous, speedcore OCs) and vent-art aesthetic match the song’s powerful, cathartic feel rather than something soft or purely sad.

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