Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on own behavior and insecurities, like questioning not wanting to be made a fool of in relationships in “eu quero mt acreditar que não há maldade nesse seu comportamento…” and calling out feeling like an idiot in “meu deus fui feito de otario”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor about daily mishaps, such as the fart with visitors in “puta merda visita em casa e eu deixei escapar um peidao na escada” and joking about bots retweeting in “krl irmao da uma raiva absurda quando um bot da rt em algo q eu postei”.
- Emotionally-open: Shares vulnerable feelings about loneliness and affection, like wanting to be with someone they like instead of a sex worker in “po n queria transar com puta, eu queria alguem q eu gosto” and worrying about being just needy or unattractive in “eu sou só carente será que sou só meio feio”.
- Curious: Shows interest in learning and exploring media, like considering a 12-hour German video in “ok google video de 12 horas aprendendo alemao” and asking others about specific Souls-like runs in “quando vcs jogam souls, vcs tbm gostam de fazer runs específicas…”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth toward people and things they care about, such as fondly posting about their pet in “tenho tanta foto dela assim q as vezes esqueço como é ela normal” and excitement and love for players/team in “vini da pose eu te amo 😭😭😭” and “VAMOOO GURIZADAAAAAAA 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts themselves down, like calling their job CLT incompetent in the bio and saying they were made a fool of in “meu deus fui feito de otario”, and apologizing for embarrassing themselves in “desculpa passar vergonha na tl de vcs”.
- Pessimistic: Uses dramatic hopeless language, for example saying they have no reason to live in “porra velho nao tenho mais motivo pra viver podem me apagar agora” and describing the world as horrible in “vou de novo se foda essa mundo horrivel”.
- Overworked: Normalizes lack of rest and pushing themselves, like getting used to full days with at most five hours of sleep in “pior q to me acostumando a trabalhar o dia todo com no max 5 horas de sono”, which can harm health and mood.
- Socially-anxious: Shows stress about social situations and expectations, such as discomfort with in-person social issues in “questões sociais irl causando desconforto novamente” and worrying about whether they must attend their cousin’s graduation barbecue in “pior que nao ir hoje no churras de formatura do meu primo é uma baita sacanagem só que eu não sei se preciso MESMO ir ta ligado”.
- Emotionally-impulsive: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, like wanting to deactivate and leave abruptly in “vou desativar boa noite tchau” and expressing rage or blocks over football in “quem falar de futebol comigo vai tomar block”, showing difficulty regulating strong emotions online.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user’s mix of self-deprecation, impulsiveness, and surprisingly sincere introspection feels very close to Homer Simpson. Like Homer, they bounce between goofy bodily humor and embarrassment — for example “puta merda visita em casa e eu deixei escapar um peidao na escada” and “lucidez pós punheta é surreal… gozou acordou” — while still functioning in a regular job, calling themself a “clt incompetente”. They’re emotionally volatile and dramatic in a very Homer way, going from “porra velho nao tenho mais motivo pra viver podem me apagar agora” to hopeful posts like “bom dia, hoje vai ser melhor”. Their love for simple pleasures (beer, games, football, driving a nice car) mirrors Homer’s hedonism: see “vo beber maissss parar por QUEEEEEEEEEE”, “graças a deus tenho dark souls”, and the joy of “dirigi um audi na br porra 😭😭😭😭😭”. Underneath the clowning, though, there’s genuine insecurity and longing for affection, like in “po n queria transar com puta, eu queria alguem q eu gosto” and “eu quero mt acreditar que não há maldade nesse seu comportamento… eu só não quero ser otario”, which fits Homer’s hidden vulnerability and need to feel loved.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert: most of their enjoyment is in solo or low-key activities like gaming and drinking, and they often frame social contact as draining or awkward, e.g. wondering if they really need to go to a cousin’s graduation barbecue (“pior que nao ir hoje no churras de formatura do meu primo é uma baita sacanagem só que eu não sei se preciso MESMO ir ta ligado”) and saying social media use makes them sad (“usar rede social mt deixa triste”). They come across as strongly Sensing, focusing on concrete experiences and bodily states: car issues (“a forma que a mae quebrou uma porta do carro… agora a porta: as vezes nao tranca no alarme… range pra caralho”), weight (“CARALHO TO COM QUASE 60KG”), sunburn (“peguei um sol manero de noite to agonizando na cama”), and detailed game/tech observations (“100kmph no forza parece 20kmph irl ou eu que to errado”, “mano se um s23 normal tem um zoom desses imagina o s25 ultra pqp”). Their tone is blunt, analytical, and often self-deprecating, which fits Thinking: they call people and situations "imbecil" or "otario" (“a merda q o imbecil joga nessa tv”, “desculpa passar vergonha na tl de vcs”) and analyze their own behavior with almost detached logic, like describing post-masturbation clarity as a repeatable mental phenomenon (“lucidez pós punheta é surreal… gozou acordou”). Their lifestyle appears Perceiving rather than structured: they talk about improvising media to consume on vacation instead of having plans (“sabado eu tiro ferias então eu deveria planejar já quais mídias consumir em 15 dias”) but frame it vaguely, often mention sleeping irregularly and just coping (“pior q to me acostumando a trabalhar o dia todo com no max 5 horas de sono”), and play games in varied ways like trying different runs in Souls (“quando vcs jogam souls, vcs tbm gostam de fazer runs específicas… ou fazem uma run flexível pra usar o máximo de arma possível?”). All of this—practical, sensory focus, technical and gaming interest, emotional reserve expressed through dry humor, and a go-with-the-flow, somewhat impulsive lifestyle—best matches ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 100 km/h in Forza feels like 20 irl… if we go for a drive together I promise I’ll make every 20 km feel like 200, starting with you riding shotgun and bullying my gear shifts.
- You memorized pi up to 3.1415926535, but the only irrational thing here is me not being in your media-to-consume-on-vacation list yet. We can start with: 1 movie, 1 game, and 1 date with me.
- You broke your course after 5 semesters, your mom quebrou a porta, your visita heard your ‘peidão’… I think it’s time you balance the karma with someone who’s very good at not breaking hearts. I volunteer as tribute.
- You said ‘bom de jogar no play é que não dá vontade de comprar NADA, mas roubar dos amigos sim’. Lucky for you, I’m not selling anything—you can just steal my hoodie and maybe my last name later.
- You cheering Grêmio, driving an Audi on the BR, lifting to get that ‘peitão de paizão’, and grinding Souls runs with 5 hours of sleep… I don’t think you’re ‘sem futuro’—I think you’re exactly the chaotic main character I’d like to lose a few nights of sleep with.
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20 • gamer on 5h sleep, CLT by day, Forza/Dark Souls by night. Once woke up at 3am because the cat broke my only action figure.– @ziz2021
Your signature cocktail
Hell Yeah Core Spritz 🇪🇪
The Triple-malt beer reduction nods to their churrasco and beer core, like when they said “provei chopp triplo malte e apa muito bons!!!”, giving the drink a laid-back, gaucho-weekend base. A shot of cachaça or vodka represents their chaotic, slightly self-destructive party side in “vo beber maissss parar por QUEEEEEEEEEE” and the way they cope with feeling like an outsider in “bom de estar bebado q eu n penso mt no quao otario eu sou”. The dash of espresso mirrors their grind and sleep-deprived CLT life in “pior q to me acostumando a trabalhar o dia todo com no max 5 horas de sono”, keeping the cocktail wired and restless. A pinch of sea salt captures the bittersweet, salty humor of lines like “porra velho nao tenho mais motivo pra viver podem me apagar agora” and the low-key heartbreak of “po n queria transar com puta, eu queria alguem q eu gosto”. Finally, a squeeze of lime and sugar brightens everything up, reflecting the moments of genuine excitement and hope when they yell “VAMOOO GURIZADAAAAAAA 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪” or celebrate gaming wins like “forza 6 vai sair pra ps5 tambem eu to muito feliz 😭😭😭”, turning all that chaos into a noisy but strangely comforting spritz.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows a core of loyalty, attachment, and everyday perseverance that matches Hufflepuff more than any other house. They’re deeply loyal to their club and suffer with it, e.g. “🚨 Grêmio pretende tomar no cu até sexta feira” and “vai dormir de cabeça cheia pqp 🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪”, sticking around even when it’s miserable. They show steady, almost resigned hard work and endurance at their job: “pior q to me acostumando a trabalhar o dia todo com no max 5 horas de sono”, and still worry about doing right by family, debating going to a cousin’s graduation barbecue in “pior que nao ir hoje no churras de formatura do meu primo é uma baita sacanagem só que eu não sei se preciso MESMO ir ta ligado”. There’s also a clear longing for connection and not wanting to hurt or be hurt, as in “eu quero mt acreditar que não há maldade nesse seu comportamento… na verdade eu só não quero ser otario pq todos os sinais me provam isso” and “po n queria transar com puta, eu queria alguem q eu gosto”, which fits Hufflepuff’s focus on genuine bonds over status or victory. While they show some Ravenclaw-ish curiosity (memorizing pi in “eu decorei essa bosta até 10 digitos atras da virgula 3,1415926535”) and Slytherin-style self-preservation jokes, their defining traits are persistence, emotional loyalty, and a strong sense of fairness in relationships, all hallmarks of Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A messy, ironic, restless vibe runs through their timeline that fits Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit perfectly. They juggle self-deprecating humor and frustration, like when they say “bom de ser ignorante é que eu posso chegar em qualquer anuncio e dizer quem é esse randola pqp” and “po que desgraça e se eu só nao tiver escolha nessa merda mesmo”, echoing the song’s disillusionment. Their boredom, carência, and low-key existential dread show up in “usar rede social mt deixa triste” and “eu queria ter forças pra continuar insistindo”, which match the track’s apathetic yet emotionally charged tone. At the same time, they still find excitement in games, football, and small wins, like “forza 6 vai sair pra ps5 tambem eu to muito feliz 😭😭😭” and “dirigi um audi na br porra 😭😭😭😭😭 … mas que foi bom foi”, mirroring the chaotic energy and bursts of rebellion in the song. The mix of irony, angst, humor, and young-adult confusion makes this track a strong thematic match for them.
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