Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful jokes and wordplay, like the conservative pun in “when conservatives wake up do they get mad because they aWOKE?” and the gooner joke in “wanker is just the British version of gooner”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for interests like Guilty Gear, Signalis, and Dinosaur King in posts such as “finally played Dinosaur King for the first time and all I have to ask is how did they make rock, paper, scissors so cool?” and “I play Signalis for 10 seconds and I am now its biggest fan”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on feelings and identity, e.g. “I don't care if the government says I shouldn't be a woman, I say the government shouldn't be a thing” and “I'm scared to speak in calls not because of voice dysphoria but my British accent”.
- Creative: Shares original drawings and playful ideas, like the cat drawing in “I haven't posted anything positive so please enjoy this cat drawing I made” and the BridgeRam concept in “make BridgeRam canon and this game will be peak”.
- Values-Driven: Expresses clear political and ethical stances, such as anti-transphobia in “transphobes will use a argument of people regret transitioning…” and anti-authoritarian views in “I have decided based on music alone that I'm now a anarchist”.
Weaknesses:
- HarshLanguage: Frequently uses insults and strong profanity, like “it been a while but Johnny is still a bitch ass mother fucker” and “fuck the UK, somehow worse then Johnny”.
- NegativeFocus: Often centers posts on hate or frustration, such as “ggst was the biggest waste of time in my life” and “I cant be happy”.
- Self-loathing: Tweets frequently express hopelessness about self and happiness, for example “I'm not allowed to be happy” and “listening All I Can Do because all I can do is fucking lose”.
- Conflict-oriented: Leans into antagonistic framing around games and people, like repeated “nerf Johnny” posts such as “I know how to fix Guilty Gear... nerf Johnny” and calling out Slayer players in “I'm never respecting a Slayer player”.
- EmotionallyExposed: Shares intense distress publicly, which may invite unhelpful responses, as seen in “I just wanna be a girl” and “I would kill to be a woman but people will think that I need a year or more of therapy…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, politically opinionated, often frustrated with how stupid and unjust the world feels. They rant about politics and the state of society much like Lisa does, with posts such as “people are really pissed that capitalism is capitalisming” and “I don't care if the government says I shouldn't be a woman, I say the government shouldn't be a thing”, which echo Lisa’s anti-authoritarian and progressive views. Their repeated, very open longing about gender like “I just wanna be a girl” and “I would kill to be a woman but people will think that I need a year or more of therapy to determine if I'm actually trans or not” parallels Lisa’s introspective, identity-focused side. At the same time, they show nerdy enthusiasm for niche games and science-y interests—dinosaurs, tanks, Guilty Gear, Dinosaur King—similar to Lisa’s obsessive passions, as seen in “finally played Dinosaur King for the first time and all I have to ask is how did they make rock, paper, scissors so cool?”. Their mix of sarcasm, despair, and idealism, e.g. “humanity has become so smart that we went full circle back to being dumb as fuck”, fits Lisa’s combination of cynicism about society and a strong underlying moral compass.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: they often talk about feeling empty or unhappy and rarely about in‑person social events, e.g. “I'm sooooooooooooo bored and sad BUT MOSTLY BORED” and “I'm scared to speak in calls not because of voice dysphoria but my British accent”, suggesting inward focus and social anxiety rather than outgoing engagement. Their interests and humor show Intuition (N): they love speculative games and concepts like Spore, Stellaris, HOI4 Wolfenstein, and ask abstract linguistic questions like “why is something from Thailand Thai when something from Iceland is Icelandic?”, and they rant about systems (government, capitalism, GGST design) more than concrete facts. They come off as strongly Feeling (F): their posts are saturated with emotion and value judgments about justice and identity, e.g. “transphobes will use a argument ... so they are actively saying that trans people should have to live through the hell of dysphoria” and deeply personal lines like “I just wanna be a girl”. Their style is chaotic, reactive, and non‑structured, which fits Perceiving (P): they bounce between games and obsessions (“I need to replace my Guilty Gear brain rot with Signalis brain rot”), complain about boredom, and seem very in‑the‑moment rather than planned, with no sign of schedules or goal‑tracking. Overall, an emotionally intense inner world, idealistic politics (“I don't care if the government says I shouldn't be a woman, I say the government shouldn't be a thing”), and reactive, unstructured tweeting pattern line up best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying Guilty Gear is just rock–paper–scissors, but somehow you turned ‘finally played Dinosaur King’ into me picking you every round.
- If Far Cry 4’s Valley of the Yetis can ‘bless us with this’ masterpiece, imagine what a co‑op run with you and me could do to my heart (and probably my PC).
- You said you’d kill to be a woman and that the government shouldn’t even be a thing—if you ever start that anarchist, transfemme dinosaur‑tank commune, can I apply to be your emotional support goober?
- You hate Johnny, Axl, Slayer, the Suez Canal, sparkling water, and most of the UK—but you still drew a little cat and said you felt ‘slightly less empty.’ I can’t fix capitalism or nerf Johnny, but I’d really like to be one more thing that makes you feel a bit less empty.
- You apologised to the entire country of Wales, begged EA for Spore 2, and declared Parasaurolophus a 6‑star—clearly you have god‑tier taste. So, purely for scientific purposes: where on that tier list would you put ‘going on a date with me?’
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British nerd in the Valley of the Yetis. Guilty Gear ran my life, Far Cry 4 runs my GPU. Once apologized to Wales, still won’t forgive Johnny.– @ZoeNotDrake
Your signature cocktail
Valley of the Yetis Gender Crisis
Overproof spiced rum brings the loud, unfiltered energy of their rants about games and politics, like “fuck the UK, somehow worse then Johnny” and “ggst was the biggest waste of time in my life”. Blue curaçao gives it a cold Himalayan, Far Cry‑coded vibe for the Valley of the Yetis fan in “I love far cry 4 but I'm scared this is gonna blow up my PC”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a sweet‑sad tang for their emotional swings and self‑loathing lines like “I just wanna be a girl” and “I'm not allowed to be happy”. Tonic water keeps it sharp and bitter, echoing their political and transphobia call‑outs such as “transphobes will use a argument of people regret transitioning…”. The crushed ice and popping candy rim are chaotic, fizzy brain‑rot garnish for the meme‑heavy gamer who says “humanity has become so smart that we went full circle back to being dumb as fuck” and insists that even rock‑paper‑scissors be hype like in “finally played Dinosaur King for the first time and all I have to ask is how did they make rock, paper, scissors so cool?”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
ZoeNotDrake reads most strongly as Gryffindor because of how loudly and impulsively they stand up for what they believe in, even when it’s unpopular or risky. Their politics are stated bluntly and defiantly, e.g. rejecting both government and anti‑trans policies in one go: “I don't care if the government says I shouldn't be a woman, I say the government shouldn't be a thing”, and calling out transphobes for deliberately worsening dysphoria: “transphobes will use a argument of people regret transitioning… so they are actively saying that trans people should have to live through the hell of dysphoria”. They also show a reckless, dramatic streak—threatening ‘the great war’ if Fallout 5 lacks easy modding: “if Fallout 5 doesn't have easy moding I hope the great war happens irl”—and a willingness to curse out systems and countries they hate, like “fuck the UK, somehow worse then Johnny”. Even their self-directed pain around gender is framed in a bold, almost combative way: “I would kill to be a woman” and “I just wanna be a girl”, showing courage in voicing something many keep hidden. The combination of brash humor, righteous anger, and openly fighting for their identity fits the fiery, confrontational, and values-driven nature of Gryffindor more than the subtler ambitions of Slytherin, the studious focus of Ravenclaw, or the gentle steadiness of Hufflepuff.
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Misery Business - Paramore
Their timeline swings between intense frustration, dark humor, and bursts of enthusiasm, which fits the raw, messy energy of Misery Business. They vent about games and balance issues with lines like “ggst was the biggest waste of time in my life” and “fuck it, Guilty Gear is a shit game”, mirroring the song’s cathartic, pissed-off tone. At the same time, there’s vulnerability and dysphoria, shown in tweets like “I just wanna be a girl”, “I would kill to be a woman”, and “I’m scared to speak in calls not because of voice dysphoria but my British accent”, which fits the song’s emotional volatility. Their anarchist streak in “I don't care if the government says I shouldn't be a woman, I say the government shouldn't be a thing” also matches the rebellious, defiant attitude of the track. And despite all the anger, they’re still passionate and excitable about their interests, like “I play Signalis for 10 seconds and I am now its biggest fan” and “dinsar king :D”, capturing that same chaotic, heartfelt energy Paramore is known for.
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