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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Forthright: She calls things as she sees them — for example 'I hate the Tories' and 'you make Boris look reasonable and competent' show she doesn’t mince words.
- Empathetic: Her history with suicidal thoughts and the plea 'please please please just reach out' for others shows she cares and will act on others’ wellbeing.
- Passionate: Whether it’s gaming ('Best main: Genji') or politics ('#BorisOut'), she invests feeling and energy into the things she cares about.
- Witty: Her memes and jokes — like 'Pennywise takes the form of energy bills' and the bleach/bangs gag — reveal a sharp, dark sense of humor.
- Culturally aware: She references music, games, and public figures all over her timeline — from '36 chambers' to 'RIP DMX' to JK Rowling commentary — showing broad cultural literacy.
Weaknesses:
- Bluntness: Her unfiltered style ('why the fuck should any of us trust') can alienate people who prefer softer language or nuance.
- Self-deprecating: Her bio and jokes like 'generally ok girl I think idk' and the bangs/bleach gag risk minimizing her own worth and invite others to do the same.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets like 'Maybe I’m a bit drunk but i need more cool girl friends' show she posts in the moment and sometimes regrets or over-shares.
- Frustration-prone: Frequent exasperation at politics and bureaucracy — 'If the chief government advisor... why the fuck should any of us trust' — suggests she can get burned out by systemic problems.
- Selective trust: Her sharp distrust of institutions and leaders ('you make Boris look reasonable') may make collaboration with differing viewpoints harder.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the activist, moral center and knowledgable kid of The Simpsons; Zoe mirrors that blend of social conscience and cultural nerdiness. Like Lisa, Zoe calls out hypocrisy and systemic problems ('If the chief government advisor... why the fuck should any of us trust') and mixes serious politics with quirky personal tastes (games and music), making Lisa a close tonal match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Zoe reads like an ENFP: she’s outward-facing and socially hungry ('Maybe I’m a bit drunk but i need more cool girl friends' shows extraversion), guided by values and empathy (her plea about suicidal people: 'please please please just reach out'), inclined to big-picture idealism and social causes ('Now is the time for change' and frequent critiques of political actors), and prefers spontaneity ('Me: League is shit I’m quitting Also me: Queues next game because I don’t want to end on a loss'). Her style is expressive, emotional, and improvisational — a classic champion/advocate energy.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'Are you a Genji deflect? Because every time you show up my heart just dashes away.'
- 'You must be from Raccoon City, because whenever you appear my night gets delightfully chaotic (and slightly horror-themed).'
- 'If I promise to never cut your bangs again, will you promise to play one more queue with me? Genji mains need backup.'
- 'Call me DMX, because for you I’d yell "Ruff Ruff" from Maidstone to the moon — and then buy you a Capri-Sun.'
- 'Forget rainbow-cup PR — you’re the only real Pride I need. Want to get cool girl friend status: 1 on 1 coffee?''
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Gamer • Genji main • Resident Evil stan • Maidstone-based: collector of weird nights out & bad bangs • Progressive, loud and sarcastic — generally ok (actually I’m fine). Tweets = hot takes, music & memes.– @zoewithlotsofes
Your signature cocktail
Genji Dash
The 'Genji Dash' is bright, sharp and a little flashy — just like Zoe’s gaming aesthetic and quick humor. Yuzu gin gives a crisp Japanese nod to her love of Genji; matcha ties into gamer/late-night energy and Tokyo vibes; lime adds the tart snap of her sarcastic one-liners ('Ironic' and 'Is it even a lockdown if...'), soda keeps it fizzing like her social energy, and silver dust is the meme-level sparkle for her Pennywise/energy-bills absurdity. It’s playful, slightly intense, and memorable — much like her timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Zoe’s tweets show courage and outspokenness: she openly criticizes powerful figures ('you make Boris look reasonable and competent', 'I hate the Tories') and defends vulnerable people ('please please please just reach out'). She values taking a stand over quiet neutrality, visible when she condemns JK Rowling for attacking trans people ('Why does the author of Harry Potter... shit on trans people'). Her willingness to put herself on the line emotionally (discussing past suicidality) and to snipe bluntly at injustice fits Gryffindor’s bold, principled streak.
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This Is America - Childish Gambino
Zoe blends pop-culture awareness with sharp political critique — she tweets about racial injustice and systemic failures ('Nothing has changed since the LA riots... Now is the time for change') and the song’s biting commentary on American violence, spectacle and hypocrisy mirrors her tone and topical outrage.
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