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Milhouse Van Houten, the insecure, socially‑anxious kid from Springfield, mirrors Zoey’s constant need for validation and fear of being ignored. Zoey repeatedly laments that 'Guys I feel like nobody sees my tweets' and pleads 'Please guys!! I need the interaction bait 😭🙏', exactly the kind of attention‑seeking behavior Milhouse displays when he’s left out by his peers. The user’s self‑deprecating lines such as 'I am literally the most boring person ever 😞' and 'I literally can't multitask because of my ADHD' echo Milhouse’s low self‑esteem and hyper‑active, scattered nature. Both are avid pop‑culture fans, with Zoey posting about 'Sonic Fan | KPDH Fan | FNAF Fan' and Milhouse constantly referencing comics, video games, and movies. Finally, Zoey’s chronic sleep issues and anxiety expressed in 'To join or to not join… Decisions, decisions (Also me who has the worst social anxiety on the planet)' reflect Milhouse’s typical nervousness and anxious decisions throughout episodes.

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The user shows a strong drive for external interaction, constantly seeking attention and validation (e.g., "I need the interaction bait 😭🙏" and "Guys I feel like nobody sees my tweets"). Their content is highly imaginative and future‑oriented, often fantasizing about fictional relationships and using random word generators (e.g., "Make Zoey from KPDH real but specifically the one from my delusional mind where she's married to me" and "I used a random word generator ... glue was genuinely the only good word"). Decision‑making is clearly guided by personal emotions and values, as seen in statements like "I love my fictional wife #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS" and "I'm honestly disappointed in myself at how hard I laughed at this". Finally, they prefer a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, frequently mentioning ADHD, difficulty multitasking, and impulsive posting (e.g., "I can't multitask because of my ADHD" and "I'm bored so uhhh... Ask me questions I guess"). These traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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Creator of daily Zoey, midnight Lego salvager, & proud parent of Glue the turtle 🐢. FNAF, Sonic, & Ninjago fan. Coffee-powered meme enthusiast.– @ZoeyAteTheGlue

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail blends blue curaçao for Sonic’s electric energy, honey syrup for the "glue" that holds everything together, coffee liqueur to fuel late‑night scrolling, coconut rum for a tropical turtle vibe, and grenadine for a hint of spooky FNAF blood. The bright blue hue mirrors Zoey’s enthusiastic "GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!" while the honey’s stickiness reflects their self‑described identity as "Glue". The coffee liqueur nods to their insomnia and tweets like "I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and be at 70 followers or more (never going to happen)". The grenadine adds a dark, creepy flavor reminiscent of their love for FNAF and "I love rage baiting people". Together it captures the mix of high‑energy greetings, self‑deprecating humor, and the constant search for interaction bait that Zoey mentions, such as "I need the interaction bait".

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The account constantly seeks status and influence, saying "I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and be at 70 followers or more (never going to happen)" and repeatedly demanding "I need the interaction bait 😭🙏". They also enjoy manipulation, as shown by "I love rage baiting people" and by openly stealing content: "Stole this from oomf lol I genuinely can't wait for this to get 0 interaction". Their occasional vengeful threats like "I SWEAR TO GOD @stxrmlf WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL DRONE STRIKE YOUR HOUSE AND ERASE YOUR FAMILY FROM EXISTENCE" reflect the Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning and a desire for power. These patterns of seeking personal gain, using cunning tactics, and displaying a ruthless attitude align best with Slytherin values.

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The user repeatedly says they feel ignored, as in "Guys I feel like nobody sees my tweets..." and "I love rage baiting people" which shows a craving for attention. They also describe themselves as "I'm literally the most boring person ever 😞" highlighting self‑deprecation and loneliness. Late‑night posts like "After laying here for the past 32 minutes... I woke up at 4 IN THE DAMN MORNING" reveal insomnia and a sense of darkness. These feelings echo the song’s refrain "Hello darkness, my old friend" and its theme of unheard voices. Together, the lyrics capture their yearning for connection while feeling unseen.

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