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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: a smart, creative, politically outspoken teen who is very online and very opinionated. Like Lisa, they’re intensely artistic and self-critical, talking about drawing constantly and stressing over improvement, as in “i've always told myself 16 was going to be the age where i actually study anatomy and learn to paint But i wanna dwaw robot” and “beginner artists need to stop worrying about their artstyle so much”. They’re openly political and morally driven, e.g. “Hi new followers Fuck ICE Free Palestine Trump will get what he deserves #Soon Also I am transgender” and their fierce stance against sexualizing minors in fandom in “i DON'T CARE if you 'aged jenny up' IF YOU'RE AGING A TEENAGER CHARACTER UP TO JUST MAKE PORN YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE”. Their niche fandom obsessions and selfshipping also echo Lisa’s intense, sometimes lonely parasocial crushes and nerdy hyperfixations, like “Me at the pearly gates… the one rule is you can't selfship with Sheldon Oswald Lee… Me: Ok Listen” and “follow me if you like gay robot x human romance”. Finally, their mixture of cynical humor about fandom and sincere idealism about art and justice mirrors Lisa’s blend of sarcasm, frustration, and earnest hope.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they talk a lot about online art, selfshipping, and fandom rather than in‑person social life, and even when mentioning others it’s usually in a tight circle (e.g. “my best friend is @fuzzycute8”), plus they mention a private account and boundary-setting with NSFW people (“NSFW ACCOUNTS STOP FOLLOWING ME OH MY GOD YOU'RE EXACTLY WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT”), which fits a more inward-focused, selective social style. Their interests and humor suggest Intuition over Sensing: they live in fandom headspaces, selfshipping, and meta takes on communities and media, like “this teenage robot shit gets serious I'M OUT!” and the exaggerated, conceptual meme setups in tweets like “Me at the pearly gates after being raptured: …”, rather than concrete daily-life detail. They come across as strongly Feeling: their reactions are value- and emotion-driven, especially on moral topics (“i DON'T CARE if you 'aged jenny up' IF YOU'RE AGING A TEENAGER CHARACTER UP TO JUST MAKE PORN YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”) and community dynamics (“the mlaatr fandom is actually overrun by pedophiles i'm being so serious”), and they repeatedly express affection and intense attachment (“so♥️ Cute ♥️Dheldon”). Their lifestyle and art habits suggest Perceiving over Judging: they complain about homework blocking drawing (“i have so many things I want to draw..... but j have homework Oh ym god bruh”), stress over drawing daily instead of following a structured regimen (“idk how people draw everyday Drawing everyday puts me in a genuine state of stress”), and add things impulsively like “i just. Added 5 billion songs at the bottom of my strawpage” rather than carefully planning. Taken together—introspective fandom immersion, idealistic and moralistic emotional reactions, creative self-expression, and a somewhat chaotic, go-with-the-flow approach—INFP is the closest-fitting MBTI type.

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16 | Hispanic trans artist + cartoon obsessive, currently in a committed relationship with Sheldon Oswald Lee. Once got called emo by a kid at Walmart.– @zoindexter

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, weird, and self-aware, just like ZOINDEXTER yelling “follow me if you like gay robot x human romance” while drawing MLAATR nonstop. The smoky mezcal base is for the chaotic, slightly unhinged edge of someone who proudly says “I am 16 and I love the smell of Gasoline” and tweets things like “Sheldon you Fat Fucking Chud” with love. The electric blue curaçao & lemonade echo Jenny’s blue and that bright, cartoony vibe from posts like “jenny 'blue hair and pronouns' wokewoman #mlaatr” and all the #mlaatr art spam. The spicy chili-salt rim with a rosemary flame nods to their anger at creeps—“IF YOU'RE AGING A TEENAGER CHARACTER UP TO JUST MAKE PORN YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE”—and their general fiery politics in “Hi new followers Fuck ICE Free Palestine Trump will get what he deserves #Soon Also I am transgender”. A cotton-candy syrup drizzle captures the soft, gushy side that goes “so♥️ Cute ♥️Dheldon” and “wish i knew how to draw realistically.... Hi Sheldon >////<”, turning all that salt into something strangely sweet. The optional energy drink topper reflects their high-posting, hyper-art-grind energy shown in “I've never drawn so much before...” and the way they keep piling on projects like “i have 4 pages of characters to draw In my Notes app”, making this drink as overcaffeinated and online as they are.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong tendency to loudly stand up for their beliefs, even in confrontational ways. Their anger at predatory behavior in the fandom is extremely direct and uncompromising, as in “i DON'T CARE if you 'aged jenny up' IF YOU'RE AGING A TEENAGER CHARACTER UP TO JUST MAKE PORN YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE” and “if you've ever drawn nsfw of jenny i hate you and die”, which reflects the Gryffindor pattern of moral absolutism and explosive courage rather than quiet diplomacy. They also position themself openly and politically—“Hi new followers Fuck ICE Free Palestine Trump will get what he deserves #Soon Also I am transgender”—indicating a willingness to take public risks for what they think is right. Their self-deprecating yet dramatic humor, like “KEEP MAKING FUN OF SHELDON I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM BUT I STILL HATE HIM #KILLMYBOYFRIEND” and “Me at the pearly gates after being raptured: Heyyyy God God: Hey man so look it’s really straightforward the one rule is you can't selfship with Sheldon Oswald Lee from MLAATR Me: Ok Listen 🤦♂️”, reads as impulsive, theatrical, and driven by emotion in a very Gryffindor way. While they are creative and artistic, their defining traits are boldness, confrontational honesty, and an almost reckless commitment to their principles, which fit Gryffindor more than the other houses.

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A song that fits them best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it channels frustrated, sarcastic teen energy with a sharp anti-authority streak. They openly present as a politically outspoken, trans teen—“Hi new followers Fuck ICE Free Palestine Trump will get what he deserves #Soon Also I am transgender”—which matches the song’s rebellious tone against societal norms. Their sense of dark, sometimes abrasive humor, like “i am really adverse to people with robotfucker in their bio/name” and “if i was born an earth pony i'd kill myself”, parallels the song’s dramatic, over-the-top angst. At the same time, they are self-aware and comedic about their own obsessions, such as “KEEP MAKING FUN OF SHELDON I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM BUT I STILL HATE HIM #KILLMYBOYFRIEND”, which fits the song’s blend of intensity and tongue-in-cheek attitude. Overall, Teenagers captures their mix of genuine anger, teenage melodrama, and ironic humor.

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