zoloftism
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love for boyfriend Kai, posting many heartfelt messages and photos.
- Loyal: Shows consistent dedication to her partner and cat, e.g., "as long as i have kai, ill make it through anything".
- Optimistic: Celebrates milestones and new opportunities, such as landing an adult job and a six‑month anniversary.
- Resilient: Continues to share updates despite personal hardships like miscarriage and illness.
- Disciplined: Mentions fixing sleep schedule and planning gym visits, indicating self‑management.
Weaknesses:
- Negativity: Often uses harsh language about health and mood, e.g., "i’m so fucking sick holy shit I just want to die".
- Oversharing: Discloses personal trauma and health details publicly, such as the miscarriage tweet.
- Impulsivity: Posts frequent emotional outbursts and profanity, like "fuck you if you’re a virgo".
- Hostility: Uses aggressive language toward others, e.g., "porn addicted brain rot loser" and other insults.
- SelfNeglect: Mentions being sick while continuing stressful activities, indicating poor self‑care.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user’s frequent profanity, angry outbursts, and self‑destructive humor echo Homer’s impulsive, often vulgar personality, as seen in tweets like "why is everyone so fucking bad at video games bro like I B GETTING SO UPSET AT OW AND RIVALS" and "i’m so fucking sick holy shit dude i actually just want die". Like Homer’s deep, sometimes melodramatic love for his family, they repeatedly gush about their boyfriend, writing "my bf younger yet he still my daddy ong" and "words cannot truly express my love for kai". Their bouts of anxiety and health complaints ("brain fog isn’t even an accurate term im like silent hill up there most days", "i am an avid nail biter especially when anxious") also match Homer’s frequent health mishaps and nervous habits. The mix of child‑like excitement ("I EXCITED") with reckless behavior ("my boots r so warm yay") further mirrors Homer’s blend of simple joy and reckless indulgence.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user’s constant public sharing of personal emotions and frequent tagging of others (e.g., "happy 6 months with the love of my life @KaisenKP 🥹🤍") shows Extraversion. They focus on concrete, sensory details such as "I drank about this whole bottle in two days 😭😭" and "I got myself some winter gear", indicating a Sensing style. Their decisions are guided by values and feelings, as seen in statements like "words cannot truly express my love for kai" and "i don’t even know how i got blessed with such a wonderful boyfriend", reflecting a Feeling preference. The spontaneous, impulsive nature of posts like "the new sue skin from rivals is fucking amazing… literally go fuck yourselves" and a lack of rigid planning point to a Perceiving approach.
Some pickup lines for you
- Seeing your 'master solo q' screenshot makes my heart climb faster than your MMR—mind if I join your queue and be your support?
- If Kai is the cutest baby kitten, I must be the treat you’ve been waiting for—let’s cuddle while we grind Rivals and make that new Sue skin jealous.
- How about we bundle up in your winter gear, hop on the bus together, and sip French vanilla coffee while plotting our next gym session—and maybe a gaming marathon afterwards?
- I heard you love pickles and pizza, so I’m bringing a garlic‑bread‑stick‑topped pizza with a side of pickles—perfect fuel for an Overwatch night where I promise not to feed the enemy.
- You just earned 500 gold bars in Candy Crush; how about you cash them in for a kiss, and I’ll help you quit nail‑biting by being the sweetest distraction you can’t resist?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Gamer, coffee lover, cat mom, proud girlfriend of @KaisenKP. Beat a rival match on the bus with a latte. Aspiring fitness enthusiast. 🎮☕🐱– @zoloftism
Your signature cocktail
Mavii's Misfit Mixer
The name "Mavii's Misfit Mixer" captures the chaotic blend of love, gaming, and emotional turbulence that @zoloftism lives, as they once wrote, "my bf younger yet he still my daddy ong". The base of pink vodka and coffee liqueur mirrors their "i’m so buzzed" moments and caffeine‑addicted nights. A splash of pickle brine adds the quirky, salty surprise that echoes the tweet "my bf bought me stuff i wanted yesterday which included pickles and i love him so MUCH". Vanilla syrup sweetens the mix, recalling their nostalgic gaming victories and the candy‑crush brag "i have acquired 500 gold bars just today without SPENDING MONEY!! #candycrushnation". Finally, a dash of Angostura bitters reflects the "brain fog isn’t even an accurate term im like silent hill up there most days" vibe, giving the drink a bittersweet edge.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The tweets repeatedly emphasize deep loyalty and devotion to their boyfriend, e.g., "as long as i have kai, ill make it through anything. he is the only thing that makes living worth it" and "happy 6 months with the love of my life @KaisenKP… you’re the most special person in my life and i’m forever grateful." This strong focus on caring, dedication, and emotional support aligns with Hufflepuff values of loyalty and kindness. While they express frustration with games and health issues, the core of their self‑identity revolves around nurturing relationships rather than ambition or intellectual pursuits, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Your song
Unwell - Matchbox Twenty
The song "Unwell" by Matchbox Twenty captures the user’s ongoing sense of being physically and mentally out of sync, as they themselves admit "brain fog isn’t even an accurate term im like silent hill up there most days…". The chorus declares "I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell," echoing the user’s repeated expressions of feeling sick and exhausted, such as "i’m so fucking sick holy shit i just want to die". The track also speaks to the need for a steady anchor, reflected in the line about keeping someone from falling apart, which mirrors the user’s declaration that "as long as i have kai, ill make it through anything. he is the only thing that makes living worth it". Their love‑filled yet volatile relationship, shown in tweets like "me and @KaisenKP fighting" and "my bf younger yet he still my daddy ong", fits the song’s theme of clinging to someone while feeling fragile. Overall, the blend of vulnerability, resilience, and a yearning for stability in "Unwell" perfectly matches the emotional roller‑coaster shown across the user’s timeline.
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