Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community Oriented: Organized and hosted an online SSBU tournament for their followers.
- Artistically Experimental: Shares original work like a TF2 hat concept and drawings of friends.
- Honest Self-Reflection: Openly admits to high playtimes, calling themselves a nerd for having 800+ hours in Smash.
- Humorous Perspective: Maintains a lighthearted tone, making jokes about bad brackets and internet subcultures.
- Engaged Gamer: Deeply involved in various communities including Minecraft, Deltarune, TF2, and Super Smash Bros.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: Frequently uses excessive profanity when frustrated with technology or companies.
- Poor Sleep Habits: Tweets about being awake at 5:20 am and having inconsistent rest.
- Impulsive Posting: Often posts engagement bait or crude jokes that could be seen as immature.
- Technical Recklessness: Admits to jailbreaking hardware despite knowing the high risk of bricking the device.
- Short Temper: Reacts with intense vitriol toward minor inconveniences, such as unskippable YouTube ads.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Zomboid perfectly embodies the chaotic, prank-loving energy of Bart Simpson, frequently engaging in online mischief and gaming culture. Much like Bart's rebellious nature, Zomboid displays a brazen attitude toward authority, as seen when he tags federal agencies asking “WHY’D YOU DO THIS TO NOELLE RICO” or tells the internet to “FUCK YOU! Have a bad year.”. He shares Bart's short-fused temper and love for video games, exemplified by his explosive reaction to technology: “FUCKYOUNINTENDOFUCKYOUVIRTUALGAMECARDS...”. Ultimately, his mix of self-deprecating humor and competitive Super Smash Bros. spirit mirrors Bart’s role as the resident troublemaker who just wants to “absolutely pwn'd it” online.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Zomboid demonstrates Extroversion through high engagement with others, hosting community tournaments, and seeking attention through “Engagement bait, comment below and i’ll rank you”. Their Intuition is seen in their appreciation for abstract humor and meta-commentary, such as creating a fake “AI twitter account” to experiment with social dynamics. They lean toward Thinking with a blunt, irreverent, and often confrontational communication style, evidenced by telling people to “shut the fuck up... you jabroni fucking twat”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is clear from their spontaneous, chaotic posting schedule and admission of a lack of discipline, like staying up until “5:20 am” or suddenly deciding they are “no longer on break” on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Captain Falcon to my Ganon? Because I’m ready to stop sugarcoating it and let you show me your moves.
- I promise I’ll never treat you like a 30-second unskippable YouTube ad, because I’d never want to skip a single moment with you.
- If we were playing Roblox VR, I'd never call you a pedophile for stealing my burger patty—honestly, I'd just be happy to share a meal with you.
- Is your name Noelle? Because even if the FBI, CIA, and IRS are watching, I'd still risk it all to be the Ralsei to your Knight.
- I’m not saying I’m better than an AI influencer making $5k a month, but I’m definitely a real-life upgrade you won't want to block.
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Your new Twitter bio
Bisexual Smash player & digital artist. Known for ending the Epstein Island 2 Minecraft realm and once getting DQ'd from a tourney because I had to buy tortillas.– @Zomboidwastaken
Your signature cocktail
The Down-B Disrespect
This cocktail is as chaotic and experimental as a "Ganondorf" main, featuring a smoky Mezcal base that honors the player’s heritage and the time they were sent for "tortillas IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING ONLINE SSBU TOURNAMENT". The bitter gentian represents the sheer frustration of "unskipable" ads and the saltiness of "shitty ahh art". It’s topped with sparkling cider to toast to the "Gaster Nation minecraft realm finale" and garnished with a spicy snack to honor their promise: "VOTE FOR ME AND GET HOT CHIP".
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Zomboidwastaken consistently displays Gryffindor’s trademark bluntness and willingness to engage in conflict to defend their social circle, as seen when they told a harasser to “shut the fuck up, look at the mirror, and see that YOU are the joke”. Their impulsive and fiery temperament is further evidenced by explosive, capital-letter vents against corporations, such as their tirade: “FUCKYOUNINTENDOFUCKYOUVIRTUALGAMECARDSFUCKYOU”. They also show a competitive, bold spirit in the gaming community, openly celebrating when they “absolutely pwn'd” a meme reset or boasting that they are “too good to die”. This combination of fierce loyalty, raw honesty, and a lack of filter aligns perfectly with the house of the brave and the bold.
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Your song
Loser - Beck
This song perfectly encapsulates Zomboid’s self-deprecating humor and chaotic online presence, moving between niche gaming interests and ironic self-loathing. The lyrics reflect the mood of someone who describes their own creative output as “Shitty ahh art” and an “Awful drawing made by yours truly”. The track’s slacker-rock energy matches their admission of being a “nerd” with hundreds of hours in Smash Bros, yet still questioning “How did I even lose lmao” after a match. Ultimately, the song mirrors their blend of irony and frustration, seen in outbursts like “FUCK YOU! Have a bad year” and their general embrace of a messy, internet-centric lifestyle.
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