Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, detailed enthusiasm for football and clubs like Milan, Villarreal, Valencia, Leverkusen and players like Pulisic and Haaland, e.g. calling Milan 'top 3 más grandes de la historia' and saying 'Yo por este man me vuelvo marica jajaja, te quiero pulisic.'
- Emotional depth: Open about being moved by media and past struggles, like saying Gurren Lagann 'me ayudó mucho cuando me sentía de la mierda hace algunos años' and that certain episodes 'no aguanto las ganas de llorar' and songs 'siempre me pone sentimental.'
- Humorous tone: Uses jokes and self‑deprecating humor frequently, laughing at memes with 'JAJAJAJA', calling PES 6 'de los juegos más injustos que he jugado. Una mierda.' and making exaggerated comparisons such as 'Inter es como una prostituta, solo sirve para desvirgar.'
- Cultural curiosity: Engages with a wide range of media—anime (Gurren Lagann), Futurama, Un show más, Volver al futuro, DC animated movies, Oasis, Jeff Buckley—calling several 'obra maestra', 'temazo' and 'mejor trilogía de la historia.'
- Open identity: Comfortable sharing personal details like age, gender, height, favorites in the '10 things about the person behind this acc' post and joking about being 'Orgulloso de ser colombiano' and saying 'Buenas noches a todos, que Jesús lo bendiga.'
Weaknesses:
- Insulting language: Frequently uses slurs and harsh insults such as 'En un retrasado mental', 'Orgulloso de ser retrasado', 'Callese calvo hijueputa' and 'El herpes, la gonorrea y el sida en una foto.'
- Casual homophobia: Makes jokes that use 'gay' or 'marica' derogatorily, like 'Pero sin free fire, eso es de gays', 'Cuando el amigo gay de tu novia pública esto:' and 'Yo por este man me vuelvo marica jajaja.'
- Aggressive rhetoric: Uses violent or extreme phrasing, e.g. 'Hay que matarlo en una plaza pública con let it be de fondo' and comparing rivals or people to diseases or 'prostituta' when talking about Inter.
- Political hostility: Talks about leftists and anti‑racists with blanket contempt, e.g. 'Y recuerden amigos el comentario más clasista... lo dirá alguien de izquierdas, dicha gente es tan retrasada que no entiende la democracia' and 'lo anti racista casi todo el tiempo son racistas.'
- Crude expression: Often uses very crude or sexual phrasing in casual contexts, like 'Recién pajeado, buenos días', 'Esa amiga que es pajera', 'Fútbol hentai jajaja' and comparing multiple people to STDs in one photo.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: impulsive, crude, sentimental at surprising moments, and deeply into simple pleasures like football, anime, and music. Like Homer joking about everything, he swings between vulgar humor and over-the-top insults, e.g. calling someone “En un retrasado mental.” or describing a club as “Que miseria de club jajajaja”, and making edgy jokes like “El herpes, la gonorrea y el sida en una foto.”. He also has that very Homer-like tendency to overshare and be goofy about himself: “Recién pajeado, buenos días.” and “Orgulloso de ser retrasado.”. Underneath the crudeness there’s a softer, emotional side, like when he talks about Gurren Lagann helping him through a bad time “Me ayudó mucho cuando me sentía de la mierda hace algunos años, aguante Gurren laggan carajo.” or admits a show’s episode makes him want to cry “no aguanto las ganas de llorar cuando veo esos capítulo.”. He’s also proudly Colombian and casually religious in tone, echoing Homer’s mix of national pride and half-earnest faith, as seen in “Orgulloso de ser colombiano.” and “Buenas noches a todos, que Jesús lo bendiga.”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean introvert: there’s little about big social circles or needing attention; instead we see solitary, inward-facing comments like “Recién pajeado, buenos días.” and “Muchachos creo que me ghostearon. Buenas noches.”, plus a generally low‑key, observer vibe despite frequent posting. Their interests are highly concrete and sensory: football, specific clubs and players, particular movies/anime (Gurren Lagann, Volver al futuro), games like PES and lego Batman, and music like “Que temazo es Stay young carajo.”, showing a focus on tangible experiences over abstract theorizing, which fits Sensing (S). They clearly favor Thinking (T) over Feeling: their tone is blunt, even harsh or insulting, as in “En un retrasado mental.”, “Orgulloso de ser retrasado.”, and political takes like “lo dirá alguien de izquierdas, dicha gente es tan retrasada que no entiende la democracia.”, all prioritizing blunt judgment over harmony. Their style is spontaneous and in‑the‑moment rather than structured or planned, e.g., quick reactions like “Me quiero matar.” after something goes wrong, impulsive jokes such as “Yo por este man me vuelvo marica jajaja, te quiero pulisic.”, and lots of casual shitposting, which aligns with Perceiving (P) over Judging. Combining introverted, sensory, logical, and spontaneous traits, ISTP fits best: a private, observant, hands‑on type who reacts crisply to events, enjoys sports and technical hobbies, and expresses opinions in a direct, unfiltered way.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say Champagne Supernova live is enough for you to die in peace… how about we start with Oasis, some Jeff Buckley, and see if you still ‘wanna die’ after a night out with someone who actually laughs at your PES 6 trauma?
- You’re 19, 1.75, hetero, Lego Batman enjoyer, Gurren Lagann lover and Milan fan… statistically speaking, that’s enough flags to ghost you, but I’d rather be the Kamina to your Simon and tell you to believe in the me who believes in you.
- You call Inter ‘a prostitute that only serves to take virginities’, yet you’re out here making me feel like a clueless rookie—maybe you could teach me tactics, starting with how to score a date with a proud colombiano like you.
- You said ‘Recién pajeado, buenos días’ and still had the courage to tweet ‘Buenas noches, que Jesús los bendiga’—that spiritual range is insane; I’d like to be the reason you skip at least one of those posts someday.
- You survived Futurama existentialism, Pixar-level crying with ‘Milagros inesperados’, and Swifties flooding your timeline… if you can handle all that, you can definitely handle a chat with someone who’d rather rewatch Back to the Future with you than ship anyone in 2025.
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Colombian, 19. AC Milan, Oasis & Gurren Lagann enthusiast. Once survived a bad day thanks to an anime episode and Champagne Supernova on repeat.– @Zombosowl
Your signature cocktail
The Gurren Gallagan Fizz
This cocktail starts with Colombian aged rum to honor how he proudly says he's “Orgulloso de ser colombiano.” The cold brew coffee reflects his late-night, slightly emo vibe when he writes things like “Me quiero matar.” and “Estoy volando Muy cerca del sol y creo que voy a quemar.” The spicy chili-chocolate syrup matches his sharp, trolling humor in lines like “Callese calvo hijueputa” and “Inter es como una prostituta, solo sirve para desvirgar.” The cola splash nods to his mainstream but passionate loves—football and pop culture—seen in his takes on AC Milan and movies like “Hoy volví a ver la películas y confirmo, la mejor trilogía de la historia.” Finally, the citrus foam with bitters captures his sentimental, dramatic side when he says “Que hermosa película es milagros inesperados.” and gushes over anime like “Me ayudó mucho cuando me sentía de la mierda hace algunos años, aguante Gurren laggan carajo.” while still keeping that bitter edge.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest throughline in @Zombosowl’s tweets is a bold, impulsive, confrontational personality, which aligns most with Gryffindor. He uses very direct, sometimes aggressive language to defend his views, e.g. calling out supposed hypocrisy in left-wing people in “Y recuerden amigos el comentario más clasista…” and bluntly mocking those who, in his view, don’t understand football history in “se nota que no ven fútbol en su vida, vean fútbol miren la historia imbéciles.”. There’s also a proud, almost reckless self-presentation, as in “Orgulloso de ser retrasado.”, “Recién pajeado, buenos días.”, and the dramatic emotional openness of “Me ayudó mucho cuando me sentía de la mierda hace algunos años, aguante Gurren laggan carajo.” and “Estoy volando Muy cerca del sol y creo que voy a quemar.”. His nationalism and football loyalty show passionate, tribal courage rather than calm fairness: “Orgulloso de ser colombiano.” and the fiery Milan/Inter discourse like “Inter es como una prostituta, solo sirve para desvirgar.”. While he has some wit and pop‑culture love (Ravenclaw-ish) and strong loyalties to clubs and shows (Hufflepuff-ish), the dominant traits are outspoken bravery, emotional intensity, and a tendency to charge straight at conflict—classic Gryffindor hallmarks.
Your movie
Your song
Champagne Supernova - Oasis
The best-fitting song for @Zombosowl is “Champagne Supernova” by Oasis, which he openly reveres and whose dreamy, nostalgic chaos fits his personality. He literally says “Champagne supernova de oasis, escucho esa canción en vivo y puedo morir en paz.” showing how central it is to his emotional world. The song’s mix of melancholy and yearning mirrors tweets like “Estoy volando Muy cerca del sol y creo que voy a quemar.” and “Me ayudó mucho cuando me sentía de la mierda hace algunos años”, where he hints at darker moments and personal struggle. At the same time, he’s irreverent, football-obsessed, and proudly chaotic – for example “Orgulloso de ser colombiano.” and “Orgulloso de ser retrasado.” – which matches the song’s feeling of stumbling through life with passion rather than neat order. The blend of sentimentality, irony, and big feelings in Champagne Supernova lines up closely with someone who can tweet “Que temazo es Stay young carajo.” and then jump into football banter or crude humor in the next breath.
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