Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on habits and results, like questioning low intake in “should i up my intake everythings saying that 400c daily will make me die” and noticing weight changes in “upping my intake to ~700c and losing more weight than when i never went above 400c”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and playful phrasing even about mundane things, like calling their meals “BACK WITH MY BULLSHIT OMADS” in this tweet and describing lime Bubly as “the memory of sprite” in this tweet.
- Detail-oriented: Carefully tracks calories, meals, and weight with specifics, such as logging portions and estimates in “~460c i think” and weekly averages in “avg around ~600 i think????!???”.
- Experimenting: Willing to try new foods and methods, like air-frying fish in “i just discovered you can air fry fish” and baking muffins and brownies despite mixed results in this muffin tweet and this brownie attempt.
- Community-oriented: Engages with others and invites shared activities, like proposing a StepsApp group in “moots we should all have a stepsapp group #tbh” and sharing baked goods with friends in “gonna give them out to my friends tomorrow”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Patterns of extreme restriction and fixation on BMI, such as aiming for BMI 17.0 in “i will be bmi 17.0 by the end of february”, doing 34h fasts in “started 34h fast”, and celebrating BMI 17.9 in “17.9 WE MADE IT OUT OF BMI18 JAIL”.
- Body-obsession: Strong preoccupation with weight and appearance, like loving “watching the number go down” in this tweet and wishing for visible ribs in “for new years my ribs will be visible”.
- Self-punishing: Uses fasting or restriction as punishment after eating, such as deciding “fasting tomorrow. we cannot have this” after overeating in this tweet and reacting to eating more because of mum’s cooking with OMAD-only in “ate too much yesterday cos my mum cooked a lot so i shall omad”.
- Health-neglect: Downplays worrying physical symptoms, like feeling like passing out in “also i fele like i willn pass out” and experiencing heart palpitations that prompt an emergency snack in “just woke up and my heart started palpitating and i got scared” without addressing underlying health risks.
- Guilt-driven: Shows intense guilt and embarrassment around eating, like saying “i need to lock back in with fasting im so embarrassed” in this tweet, labeling a day as “bad week” with a log in this tweet, and calling themselves “OVERATE” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson, especially in being intense, self-analytical, and a bit perfectionistic about goals and routines. Like Lisa obsessing over grades and her moral code, this user fixates on precise numbers and targets, repeating mantras such as “i will be bmi 17.0 by the end of february. if i say it enough then it might come true”. Their mixture of self-awareness and anxiety shows up in posts like “i need to lock back in with fasting im so embarrassed” and “never let me learn the electrolyte contents of the shit i eat because i will convince myself that death is near”, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to overthink and worry. They also show a nerdy enthusiasm for specific interests—food routines, steps apps, vitamins—similar to Lisa’s deep dives into her hobbies, as seen in “I LOVE VITAMINS AND I LOVE TAKING SUPPLEMENTS”. Even their more dramatic, aspirational lines like “for new years my ribs will be visible and ill get the les paul i want and ill magically turn into not evil jimmy page and be happy for the rest of my life” echo Lisa’s mix of romantic idealism and intense self-imposed pressure.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary (fasting, cooking, tracking steps) and they rarely mention offline social life beyond family; they also keep their most intense body/weight worries to private spaces, as in “sorry for like only posting omads recently i have gotten a lot more whiny about my weight and have kept that to dpriv”, which suggests valuing privacy over broad attention. They skew iNtuitive (N) because they frequently turn concrete habits into bigger imagined futures and ideals, e.g. “for new years my ribs will be visible and ill get the les paul i want and ill magically turn into not evil jimmy page and be happy for the rest of my life”; this blends fantasy, symbolism, and identity rather than just recording facts. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F), driven by emotion and self-judgment rather than detached logic, as seen in “i need to lock back in with fasting im so embarrassed” and the way they describe weight changes in terms of shame, hope, and excitement instead of rational cost–benefit analysis. Finally, they come across as Perceiving (P): their eating and fasting plans change impulsively, like “fasting tomorrow. we cannot have this” after overeating, or “was about to break my fast but the yaoi is so good its literally distracting me rn”, showing they adapt on the fly and often get sidetracked. Overall, the introspective emotional focus, idealized future self, and flexible, reactive day-to-day behavior best match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep manifesting ‘I will be BMI 17.0 by the end of February’—how about we manifest something together instead: one perfectly cooked fish OMAD, two forks, zero calorie counting, just us.
- You said lime Bubly tastes like the memory of Sprite; if we ever go out, I hope I’m the kind of person who feels like the memory of your favourite comfort meal—familiar, fizzy, and weirdly perfect.
- You planned an entire OMAD around a cream cheese bagel and called yourself ‘jimmy protein’—I respect that level of commitment. May I apply to be your co-macro? I bring emotional support and extra soy sauce.
- You get excited over electric scales, air‑fried fish, and protein bars you found in a cupboard like hidden treasure; I get excited over the idea of cooking with you and seeing you eat enough that your heart never has to ‘palpitate you into a yoghurt emergency’ again.
- For New Year you wanted ribs showing and a Les Paul while ‘not evil Jimmy Page’—plot twist: what if you get the Les Paul, keep your heart safe with more than 400c, and we form a band called ‘Kalter Hund & the OMADs’ where the only thing we shred is guitar, not your body?
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James | aspiring guitarist & experimental home cook | powered by fish, muffins & late-night baking fails | currently obsessed with steps apps & soy sauce– @zosomeone
Your signature cocktail
The OMAD Lime Bubly Les Paul
This cocktail starts with lime sparkling water for their bubbly, slightly nostalgic vibe, inspired by their claim that “lime bubly tastes like the memory of sprite so it is my favourite”. A shot of dry gin reflects the sharp, disciplined edge of their OMAD/fasting grind, echoing posts like “BACK WITH MY BULLSHIT OMADS” and “i will be bmi 17.0 by the end of february. if i say it enough then it might come true”. The cucumber ribbon is a nod to their soft spot for simple, fresh food and routines like “i dont play about my eggs and cucumbers”. A sea salt rim captures the slightly masochistic, salty humor of tweets such as “fasting tomorrow. we cannot have this” after overeating. Finally, a light maple syrup drizzle references their sweet experimental streak and tiny indulgences, like when they proudly discovered that “maple syrup tastes great on eggs btw”, adding just enough sweetness to keep this drink from getting too bitter—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is intensely goal- and outcome-focused in a way that aligns with Slytherin ambition and self-transformation. They repeatedly frame weight as a destiny they will force into reality, e.g. the mantra-like “i will be bmi 17.0 by the end of february. i will be bmi 17.0 by the end of february. i will be bmi 17.0 by the end of february. if i say it enough then it might come true”, and projecting into the future with “i will be 100lbs and beautiful come summertime i can just feel it”. There is a willingness to push their body in extreme ways for that goal, such as celebrating prolonged fasting and weight drops: “26h into a fast. absolutely zero appetite. breaking it at 6:30am tomorrow. feeling amazing” and “down to 48.45 oh my”. Their language around being "locked in" and treating intake like a strategic game, for example “going 2 have the best omads known to man im pagenuinely locked in”, shows a calculating, disciplined streak rather than a relaxed or purely curious one. Even when scared by physical symptoms, they pivot not to moderation but to tactical adjustment, like “never let me learn the electrolyte contents of the shit i eat because i will convince myself that death is near” paired with continued experimentation in how to eat and fast. This combination of relentless self-directed ambition, willingness to endure discomfort, and strategic tweaking of routines is much more Slytherin than any other house.
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Skinny Love - Bon Iver
A well-suited song for them is “Skinny Love” because it captures the quiet self-destruction and tenderness they show toward themselves. They openly tie their identity to weight and BMI, writing things like “i will be bmi 17.0 by the end of february. if i say it enough then it might come true” and “i will be 100lbs and beautiful come summertime i can just feel it”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on a fragile, conditional kind of self-worth. The recurring OMAD/fasting cycle and guilt — “fasting tomorrow. we cannot have this”, “babys first purge. urrrr” — echoes the song’s themes of trying to control pain in self-damaging ways. Even when they joke, like “we r out of eggs so. lets fast until mama buys more... i am reasonable”, there’s a melancholy undercurrent that fits the song’s soft, resigned tone. The mix of vulnerability, self-critique, and a strange kind of romanticism about suffering makes Skinny Love a fitting soundtrack to their timeline.
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