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Comic Book Guy is the quintessential nerd who is socially awkward, often depressed, and obsessed with pop culture, much like ZthePup87 who constantly references Marvel ("God I love ultron") and video games ("RIVALS", "Fortnite"). The user’s self‑deprecating humor and hyper‑critical tone ("I think season 4 really got fucked over cosmetic wise") mirrors Comic Book Guy’s famous "Worst. Episode. Ever." attitude. Their anxiety about sensory overload ("Noise makes me freak out so bad, like I genuinely devolve and want to break the source of noise like a caveman") and mention of possible autism reflect Comic Book Guy’s neuro‑tic, socially anxious persona. The frequent mentions of heavy drinking and feeling dead all day ("I was literally dead all day") echo Comic Book Guy’s occasional bar‑hopping and depressive episodes. Even extreme hyperbolic threats ("I will kill myself if it's Hela I SWEAR TO GOD") fit his dramatic, over‑the‑top expression of frustration.

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The user often shares personal feelings and prefers solitary moments, as seen in "God I just love going off radar so much man, it's just so freeing" suggesting introversion; they frequently discuss abstract ideas and future possibilities, like "I think the twist of there being a twin sister and actually the story being about someone covering up the envelope is really rough because it comes so out of nowhere that it feels like a car crash" indicating intuition; their decisions are driven by emotions rather than logic, evident in "I always have this necessity of just leaving and showing no traces for weeks" reflecting feeling; finally, their spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle is shown by statements such as "I have finals today and I slept like shit, kill me man" demonstrating a perceiving attitude.

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25-year-old gamer & content creator. Coffee, popcorn & meme connoisseur. Once shaved my beard mid-match and still won. Pan-friendly. he/him– @ZthePup87

Your signature cocktail
The Popcorn Overdrive blends popcorn-infused vodka, dark rum, blue curaçao, fresh lime juice, and simple syrup, echoing ZthePup87’s love of snacks and strong drinks. Their tweet "I love that I can eat popcorn now because of this air popcorn machine, it's literally the most healthy snack" inspires the popcorn-vodka base, while "Man I'm on a roll, just took 8 shots of rum and feeling fine 😤" informs the generous rum splash. The electric blue hue from blue curaçao nods to the "God I love ultron" obsession, giving the cocktail a metallic, futuristic look. A sharp lime bite mirrors their noise-sensitivity, as they once wrote "Got overstimulated in a micro second, why do they love noise man STOP". Finally, the drink is served in a quirky beanie-shaped glass as a playful tribute to the tweet "I love this little lady man".

Your Hogwarts House
Based on their tweets, ZthePup87 shows strong ambition and a secretive, strategic mindset typical of Slytherin. They say "I love going off radar so much man, it's just so freeing. I know it's bad and all, but it brings so much peace to me for some reason" and also "I always have this necessity of just leaving and showing no traces for weeks, but I'm doing my hardest to stay places", indicating a desire to operate unseen. Their constant drive to acquire in‑game items is clear when they write "still buying everything tho, because yk, they really look nice". This focus on personal gain and cunning aligns with Slytherin values, and their extreme dedication is shown by the vow "I will kill myself if it's hela I SWEAR TO GOD". For these reasons, Slytherin is the most fitting house.

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The user's frequent expressions of loneliness and desire to disappear align with the opening line of the song: "I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known." They tweet "God I love going off radar so much man, it's just so freeing" and "I always have this necessity of just leaving and showing no traces for weeks," which echo the song's theme of walking alone. Their admission "Today I was really depressed for no reason but I took a nap and ate like some apples and now I'm fine" mirrors the song's melancholy vibe. The line "My shadow's the only one that walks beside me" reflects their feeling of isolation, as seen in the tweet "I have finals today and I slept like shit, kill me man." Overall, the blend of depression, anxiety, and yearning for solitude makes "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" a perfect match.

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