Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: Writes about soy production in Manchuria and asks nuanced questions on Mao-era China, showing deep academic interest
- Humor: Self‑deprecating jokes like “Made friends irl using 4chan award” and “Got the terminally online award”
- Cultural Engagement: Active in anime conventions and cosplay, e.g., panel on Girls und Panzer and manga queries about Beria
- Multilingual Effort: Attempts to read Japanese documents despite limited skill and plans to improve Chinese for research
- Self Reflection: Expresses doubt and introspection, such as “Feeling paranoid, going to change my name again”
Weaknesses:
- Inconsistent Focus: Tweets jump erratically between economics, anime, personal grievances and memes
- Self Deprecation: Frequent negative self‑talk like “Life is over” after a math error
- Political Extremism: Mentions extremist sympathies and rhetoric, e.g., “When I was younger, I had some Hoxhaist sympathies” and “Great Femcel jihad”
- Lack of Clarity: Many posts are vague, e.g., “What does this mean?” accompanied only by pictures
- Risky Humor: Uses potentially offensive jokes about Trump, Nazis and extremist groups
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is the most intellectually curious member of the family, matching the user's constant deep dives into history and economics, as shown by tweets like 'I could have studied real concrete things like sharks, or the nature of the Holy Trinity. Instead I study abstract fake shit like the economy' and 'Reading Japanese documents despite speaking and knowing almost zero Japanese challenge. Thankfully its mostly kanji'. The user also displays social anxiety and a desire for validation, exemplified by 'I will be running a panel at a fairly large anime convention. It will either go great or be the most humiliating experience of my entire life' and the self‑deprecating 'I got the terminally online award'. Their frequent references to obscure political ideologies, such as 'When I was younger, I had some Hoxhaist sympathies', echo Lisa's tendency to champion progressive causes and engage in academic debates. Additionally, the user's habit of quoting and linking sources ('Is there a concise way to describe Mao era China...') mirrors Lisa's love for research and citation. Overall, Lisa's blend of high intelligence, earnestness, and occasional self‑consciousness best fits this profile.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
The user shows clear introverted tendencies, preferring solitary activities and expressing social discomfort: "My Halloween has been miserable. I hate interacting with people." They favor abstract, theoretical thinking over concrete details, as in "Is there a concise way to describe Mao era China…?" and "Engaging in some autoethnography… soy production in Southern Manchuria." Their decision‑making is analytical and logical, referencing economic models and critiques such as "I'm not smart enough to understand dialectics so I'm just going to write about coal mining for my Marxism class's term paper" and "I'm not smart enough to understand dialectics…" Finally, they display a highly flexible, perceiving style, jumping between history, anime, economics, and spontaneous experiments like "Tried putting salt in my milk tea…mixed results" and "I need to apply for random things to see if they accept me." These combined traits align best with the INTP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Your Girls und Panzer victory at the convention was flawless—how about we team up for a tank battle of wits and see who captures the flag of my heart?
- I noticed you love the Lucas Critique—let's run a little regression: my attraction = α + β·(your smile) + ε, and test whether β is statistically significant over a cup of milk tea.
- You mentioned wanting to become many colors like Saruman—let's paint the town crimson, sapphire, and gold together, maybe over a cosplay photoshoot where I’m your loyal wizard.
- Your theory about the Sassanids erasing the Achaemenids got me curious—maybe we can rewrite that history together while we experiment with salt in milk tea and see what new myths we brew.
- You've collected the ‘Terminally Online’ and ‘Random Things’ awards; how about we apply for a new one—‘Best Co‑author of a Pan‑Asianist manga panel’—and see if the universe accepts our partnership?
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Your new Twitter bio
Economics student & history junkie. Anime convention cosplayer, meme collector, and proud holder of a 4chan 'Made friends IRL' award.– @zuozheng0
Your signature cocktail
Pan‑Asianist Paradox
Named the Pan‑Asianist Paradox, this drink mixes vodka, soy milk, yuzu liqueur, a splash of salted caramel and a Pocky stick garnish. It captures @zuozheng0’s blend of Soviet‑era politics ("When I was younger, I had some Hoxhaist sympathies"), academic autoethnography on soy in Manchuria ("Engaging in some autoethnography. Writing about soy production in Southern Manchuria in the early 1920s while my great grandfather was a tofu seller in Jinzhou and thus directly part of this industry"), and love of anime conventions ("I will be running a panel at a fairly large anime convention."). The salty caramel nods to the tweet "Tried putting salt in my milk tea...decidedly mixed results", while the yuzu adds the bright anime flair seen in "I did a Girls und Panzer at an anime convention. Went well, did not get humiliated". Finally, the Pocky garnish reflects the "Got the terminally online award" vibe and the user’s habit of mixing random things ("I need to apply for more random things to see if they accept me").
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user repeatedly emphasizes deep academic research and a thirst for nuanced historical knowledge, as seen in tweets like "Engaging in some autoethnography. Writing about soy production in Southern Manchuria in the early 1920s…" and "Is there a concise way to describe Mao era China that doesn't imply its in the socialist MoP…?" They also show a constant drive to expand their intellectual tools, lamenting language barriers "I feel like not speaking Japanese has severely crippled my ability to research/write about Manchuria" and preferring abstract study "I could have studied real concrete things like sharks… Instead I study abstract fake shit like the economy". Their frequent quoting of scholars and self‑critical analysis, for example "Trying to figure out how to avoid accidentally do Imperial Japan/Manchukuo apologia in my economic history paper", further highlights a love of learning. These patterns align most closely with Ravenclaw’s values of wisdom and intellect.
Your movie
Your song
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
The user's feed is a rapid stream of historical, political, and cultural references, much like the lyrical style of Billy Joel’s "We Didn't Start the Fire". They mention "Eastern Bloc education was in a sense, much less egalitarian than the West…", "When I was younger, I had some Hoxhaist sympathies", "Contrary to various 'Judeo Bolshevik' conspiracies, the Bolshevik Party was controlled by Latvians", "The thing is the Chinese, except the most rabid online Han nationalists…", and "I could have studied real concrete things like sharks… Instead I study abstract fake shit like the economy", showing a cascade of fact‑laden statements. The song’s refrain "We didn’t start the fire / It was always burning since the world’s been turning" captures the sense that the user feels caught in a relentless flow of past and present events that they can’t escape. Their self‑deprecating "terminally online award" and "I need to apply for more random things to see if they accept me" echo the song’s frantic, almost overwhelming pace. Thus the song’s encyclopedic, history‑packed structure and its theme of being swept up by the ongoing tide of world events best matches the personality shown in the tweets.
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