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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe of @Zutorious is closest to Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, funny, and fueled by a mix of mischief and genuine frustration. They lean heavily into playful aggression and mockery, like threatening a friend with “public stoning today 7PM GMT+3” or saying “I would rather shit in my hands and clap”, which matches Bart’s irreverent sense of humor. Their school-related complaints, such as “My school feels like the fucking military calm the fuck down this is a highs school” and feeling like a discarded third wheel in “Do yall love when ur a 3rd wheel…Cuz I don’t pls switch with me”, echo Bart’s constant tension with school and peers. At the same time, they show flashes of self-awareness and social commentary, like criticizing hypocrisy around representation and queer content in “‘LGBT is too sexual for the game!’ adds a queer person”, which fits Bart’s occasional moments of surprising insight. The combination of trolling energy, dramatic reactions, and underlying sensitivity makes Bart the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extroverted (E) than introverted: they constantly interact with others, tag friends, and joke about parties and public stoning events, e.g. “PARTY AT MY HOUSE EVERYONE IS INVITED” and “.@andre_yeet public stoning today 7PM GMT+3 IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES”. Their humor and fandom posting show a clear Intuitive (N) tilt: they thrive on memes, exaggeration, and conceptual jokes like “Dear diary, It’s been 4 days since the 8th teaser has been released and still no new set. I’m starting to lose hearing in my right eye and taste in my left.”, which is more abstract than literal. They appear strongly Feeling (F): they talk openly about being hurt and excluded, e.g. “Do yall love when ur a 3rd wheel that no one gaf abt at school and js thrown away by ur friends like ur garbage when ur not needed”, and take values‑based positions on representation, as in “Most of the hate for the new one is that…”. Their tone is emotionally expressive and people‑oriented even when they’re blunt or insulting (e.g. “Maturing is realizing most of yall r dumb as shit”), which fits an F type using emotions to judge people/situations. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than judging: they bounce between topics, games, and jokes, post impulsive reactions like “I’ll never truly know if this guy is serious or not”, and rarely show structured planning, instead going with the flow of school, fandom drama, and online interactions. Altogether, this energetic, social, hyper‑expressive, value‑driven spontaneity aligns best with ENFP.

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Bigender teen artist under the ocean, drawing cookies, halos & chaos. Once cut fruit for a tweet, still waiting for my dark enchantress pull.– @Zutorious

Your signature cocktail
Blackberry soda with shimmer mirrors their dramatic, sparkly online chaos and all-caps moments like “BALLOONS!! ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYY”, while staying alcohol-free for a self-proclaimed MINOR. Dragon fruit juice is a nod to their Cookie Run hyperfixation and stan culture in “Me eating the dragon fruit of shadow milk cookie stanings”, giving bold color and a playful tang. Coconut milk foam represents the creamy, messy obsession in the whole Shadow Milk saga, from “I love shadow milk cookie and I fucking hate burning spice cookie he’s so ugly it makes me sick” to “This burger has infinite shadow milk endings”. Pomegranate syrup adds sweetness with a sharp edge to capture their mix of vulnerability and bite, like feeling ditched in “Do yall love when ur a 3rd wheel…Cuz I don’t pls switch with me” and roasting people in “Now I know god isn’t real cuz no way he made yall this stupid”. The crushed ice dyed with blue curaçao-flavored syrup (still virgin) reflects their multi-fandom, oceanic vibe from “Location: Under the ocean” and their chaotic experimental energy in game tweets like “Rap in English to release the new set Royale high:”. Overall it’s bright, loud, and slightly unhinged but secretly balanced—just like them hitting life with their boobs in “Me hitting the Nicki endings meals with my boobs”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows sharp self‑preservation, boundary-setting, and an us‑vs‑them mentality that fits Slytherin. They’re quick to threaten social consequences and draw lines, like calling for “public stoning today 7PM GMT+3” and saying “Weridos will be blocked” in their bio. Even when joking, they position themselves and their in‑group as superior, as in “Now I know god isn’t real cuz no way he made yall this stupid” and “Maturing is realizing most of yall r dumb as shit”. They show strong allegiance to chosen fandoms and sides—defending Burning Spice fans with “Us burning spice fans:” and viciously dragging the opposing cookie in “I fucking hate burning spice cookie he’s so ugly it makes me sick”—which reflects Slytherin’s intense loyalty to their own circle. Their humor is often cutting and strategic rather than soft or diplomatic, as seen in “People who criticize ppls art then don’t know how to draw a fucking tree is so funny”, reinforcing a personality that uses wit as a weapon rather than a pursuit in itself.

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A well-suited song for Zuzu™ is "Teen Idle" because it captures the dramatic, self-aware angst and humor they show in their tweets and bio as a MINOR and bigender artist. They frequently mix dark or exaggerated humor with real frustration, like when they say “Can a Commet come here and end us all I’m tired” and “My school feels like the fucking military calm the fuck down this is a highs school”. The song’s themes of feeling out of place and overlooked echo tweets like “Do yall love when ur a 3rd wheel that no one gaf abt at school and js thrown away by ur friends like ur garbage when ur not needed” and “Even my fake ass friends left together without even considering if I wana come with”. At the same time, their playful, ironic online persona fits the song’s mix of theatrical sadness and attitude, seen when they joke about followers and fandom drama like “Maturing is realizing most of yall r dumb as shit” and “I hate every single one of u even the kids who play this I despise u”. All of this makes Teen Idle a strong match for their blend of internet humor, teen chaos, and emotional intensity.

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