
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s bright, introspective, politically aware, and often overwhelmed by feelings and anxiety, much like this user. They openly discuss mental health and AuDHD, for example talking about having "real bad anxiety" in “eeughhbb im havinf real bad anxiety” and describing being "diagnosed AuDHD, severe depressive" in their bio, which echoes Lisa’s sensitivity and struggles with feeling different. They show strong empathy and protectiveness toward others, such as worrying over their sister in “i called my sister to check up on her...” and caring for the dogs they look after in “check out da doggies i look after :o”, similar to Lisa’s nurturing side. Their posts also reveal left-leaning, queer-positive, justice-oriented values (e.g., flags and support in their bio, and frustration with misogyny in “baby's first misogynistic comment ❤️”), matching Lisa’s activist streak. Finally, they balance niche, slightly obsessive fandom passions like Overwatch and The Amazing Digital Circus—seen in “stimmimg hard asf rn cus im watching back my overwatch 2 games...” and “ive been obsessed w the jax dream(?) sequence part”—with self-aware humor and self-deprecation, which feels very much like older, extremely online Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they explicitly describe having severe social anxiety and difficulty being social online in “btw i have pretty severe social anxiety so im not as social as others online”, and they sometimes go private, as seen in “im going private for now”, suggesting they need distance rather than constant interaction. Their interests and expression are strongly Intuitive (N): they focus on characters, ships, symbolism, and narrative patterns, e.g. analyzing tragic character arcs in media in “the list itself is flawed cus anya and sarah lynn literally die so i dont get it :(” and meta-commentary on yuri/yaoi tropes in “toxic yuri is better than toxic yaoi, and doomed yaoi is better than doomed yuri”, rather than concrete real‑world details alone. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F): they talk openly about emotions, relationships, and values, like caring about their sister and former oomf in “that one oomf you miss hope youre taking care of yourself faye. stay well”, and they react strongly to perceived mistreatment or guilt-tripping in “please just leave me alone. ive made this very clear, you dont have to fucking guilt trip me”. They seem more Perceiving (P) than J: they complain about buses, appointments, and life logistics going wrong in a reactive way rather than as a planner, like “timed everything correctly... see bus. wave for it. it drives right past. next bus in an hour. fml”, and they admit to impulsive, somewhat disorganized behavior in “i cant stop buying useless shit”. Overall, their introspective emotional focus, intense attachment to fictional worlds and characters, and flexible, sometimes chaotic day-to-day life match INFP better than nearby types: they are value-driven and imaginative like an NF, but not structured enough for J and not outwardly people-seeking enough for E.

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Nonbinary AuDHD goblin with a Cassidy/Ashe brainrot. Once cried over a 3DS jumpscare, now cries over buses and Overwatch patch notes. NZST.– @zuxanyo

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This drink is wired but soft around the edges, like timing the bus perfectly only to watch it zoom past you as you scream internally, inspired by their rant about transit chaos in “timed everything correctly. got to station at 12:07... it drives right past” and “bullshit fucking bus you arent supposed to be early”. The espresso vodka hits as hard as their late-night gaming and OW2 fixation in “stimmimg hard asf rn cus im watching back my overwatch 2 games... i love cashe”, while the blood orange liqueur adds a bittersweet edge for their depressive, AuDHD self-awareness in “diagnosed AuDHD, severe depressive”. Feijoa/kiwi liqueur nods to their NZ roots and bright, fruity love of summer’s good parts in “good things about summer: fruit is yummy... cute clothes :)”, even though they still roast the season. Lavender syrup brings a gentle, anxious softness for posts like “eeughhbb im havinf real bad anxiety” and their social anxiety confession in “i have pretty severe social anxiety... i really do like interacting w oomfs :)”. The grapefruit soda top is fizzy, slightly bitter, and proudly queer-coded, celebrating their love for girls and enbies in “i love girls and nonbinary people” and their cowboy-obsessed Ashe/Cassidy shipposting in “i love playing... i love cashe” and “rise up cashe fans who cant draw cassidy”. Sip it late at night, scrolling your timeline, buying another useless trinket like in “i cant stop buying useless shit”, and toasting to the wicked witch finally being dead in “THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest through-line is care and loyalty toward others, which fits Hufflepuff. They speak very tenderly about the dogs they look after, describing how each has her own personality and needs in “check out da doggies i look after :o Charlie is on the left. shes excitable, loves food… Hana is on the right. she loves cuddles and pats and being close to people and gets sad when she doesnt get a hug”, and similarly dote on their cat and dog together in “my cat and the giant excitable dog who loves him”. They also show quiet, enduring care for friends and mutuals, like missing an old oomf and wishing them well in “that one oomf you miss hope youre taking care of yourself faye. stay well” and pinning an important explanatory post to help others understand them in “im pinning this cus its important and helps explain sum stuff to ppl who may not know”. Their social anxiety doesn’t stop them from wanting to be kind and build connections, as they admit vulnerably in “i really do like interacting w oomfs :) i want to get better at it and make more friends ❤️”. Even when venting about family or being mistreated, there’s more hurt and desire for fairness than a drive for dominance or glory, which leans away from Slytherin or Gryffindor and toward the steady, gentle loyalty characteristic of Hufflepuff.

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A song that fits them well is "This Is Me Trying" because so many of their tweets show them pushing forward despite mental health struggles and messy circumstances. They talk openly about anxiety and AuDHD, like when they say “eeughhbb im havinf real bad anxiety”, and about depression in their bio, which resonates with the song’s themes of exhaustion and self-blame. The track’s quiet determination mirrors how they keep going with things like driving tests despite setbacks and unsupportive people, as seen when they write “drives are today !! i wont let him bring me down !!! ill let my teammates do that instead !!!!”. There’s also a strong thread of complicated family history and lingering hurt—like their reflection on their dad in “that was also the year i started highschool and the same year my dad fucked our relationship.”—which fits the song’s mix of regret, hurt, and wanting to be understood. Even when they joke or rant (like “bullshit fucking bus you arent supposed to be early”), there’s an underlying sense of someone doing their best to navigate a world that keeps throwing curveballs, exactly the emotional core of This Is Me Trying.

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