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Homer is known for his crude, impulsive, and often sexually explicit humor, which matches @zwotism’s frequent horny and vulgar tweets such as "I’m a horny old man someone come fuck me" and "I’m so horny rn". He constantly boasts about personal achievements in a boastful, unfiltered way, similar to the user’s gaming bragging like "FIRST 600 + FIRST 8 STAR FC +10K PERFORMANCE POINTS" and "500 choke while live !!!!!". Homer’s occasional attempts to sound moral, as seen in the bio’s biblical quote, echo his occasional moments of conscience despite his overall reckless behavior. Like Homer’s love for TV and video games, the user obsessively talks about gaming performance and screen issues, e.g., "please somebody help me bro my screen should not be freezing on OSU". Both characters lack self‑control, use profanity, and often make exaggerated statements, making Homer the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s highly expressive, outward‑focused style—evident in calls for interaction like "Any friends wanna run eval" and frequent public self‑disclosure—indicates Extraversion (E). Their tweets are filled with concrete details about game scores and performance metrics, such as "500 choke + 9 thousand performance points" and "4 DIGIT FINALLY OFF A 554PP TOP PLAY," pointing to a Sensing (S) preference. Emotional and value‑laden statements like "I’m so horny rn," "I have ED guys," and the explicit declaration of sexual orientation reveal a Feeling (F) decision style. The spontaneous, impulsive updates—"playing this same map until I fc or just commit" and questioning whether "this ending too scuffed?"—show a Perceiving (P) orientation. Together these traits align with the ESFP personality type.

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Competitive rhythm gamer with a 4‑digit PP record, indie game streamer, and meme enthusiast. Once got a 500‑point choke live—still chasing high scores.– @zwotism

Your signature cocktail
The Big Leagues Banger fuses dark rum and pineapple juice to echo the user's love for bold, tropical chaos, a nod to their tweet "You can call me jamaican the way i jerk this chicken". A shot of energy drink adds the relentless gaming stamina that fuels their "500 BABY BANGGGGG" moments and endless quest for high scores. A dash of chili-infused simple syrup brings the heat of their "I’m so horny rn" and "Big leagues 🥹✌️" bravado, while edible gold glitter mimics the flash of performance points they chase, like "FIRST 600 + FIRST 8 STAR FC +10K PERFORMANCE POINTS". Together, this cocktail captures the high-octane, unapologetically loud vibe that defines @zwotism’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s timeline is dominated by a relentless chase for personal glory and high scores, e.g., "FIRST 600 + FIRST 8 STAR FC +10K PERFORMANCE POINTS" and "big leagues 🥹✌️" which showcase strong ambition. They constantly brag about reaching new performance milestones like "4 DIGIT FINALLY OFF A 554PP TOP PLAY" and "500 BABY BANGGGGG," emphasizing a desire for status and dominance. Their defensive, self‑preserving statements such as "I am NOT gay and I am NOT into men... I am only into women and I am straight" reveal a concern for reputation and a willingness to assert themselves against perceived threats. The frequent use of provocative, rule‑bending language (e.g., "I’m a horny old man someone come fuck me") further reflects Slytherin’s comfort with bending norms to achieve personal goals. Altogether, these traits align most closely with Slytherin’s core values of ambition, self‑preservation, and a drive for power.

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The Bloodhound Gang’s "The Bad Touch" is a tongue‑in‑cheek anthem of overt sexual humor, which mirrors @zwotism’s frequent NSFW jokes such as "Yall ever see a room and just think like ik jerking off in here is just fire" and "I’m a horny old man someone come fuck me". The song’s chorus, "You and me baby ain’t nothing but a bad touch," captures the same unapologetic, provocative tone that the user adopts in multiple tweets about "horny o’clock" and "I’m so horny rn". At the same time, the track’s brash swagger aligns with the user’s constant bragging about gaming milestones like "FIRST 600 + FIRST 8 STAR FC +10K PERFORMANCE POINTS" and "big leagues 🥹✌️". Both the song and the timeline showcase a mix of boastful confidence and chaotic, over‑the‑top energy, making "The Bad Touch" a fitting soundtrack for their online persona.

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