
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, anxious about the future, and very driven academically, while still being deeply emotional and a bit dramatic. Their excitement and worry about university — from “ai gente sou ansiosa jaja sai o resultado do sisu socorro vou me matar” to “VAI TER ALI NA FEDERAL SIMMMMMMMMNNNNN” and “domingo vou visitar minha futura faculdade vou morrer de ansiedade” — mirrors Lisa’s intense focus on school and her tendency to catastrophize. Like Lisa, they’re a nerd who’s self-aware and slightly self-deprecating, as seen in “queria ser it girl mas sou nerd abobada” and “tchau pra vcs vou estudar esse aq”. Their strong feelings and idealism around relationships and being understood, shown in “só queria alguém q fosse verdadeiro cmg” and “fico tão emocionada com vídeo de gente passando na faculdade e os pais vibrando junto pq hj eu passei e os meus nem ligaram”, also fit Lisa’s sensitive, yearning side. Finally, their very specific obsessions (Jihyo, Ningning, sapphic ships, K‑pop) and online earnestness echo Lisa’s passionate, sometimes niche fixations in The Simpsons.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly seek interaction and shared experiences, joking about trends, calouradas and wanting more replies, e.g. “fico gag quando alguém tuita algo q tipo 13 pessoas respondem acho mto pq cmg é 1 no máximo e sendo otimista”, and openly advertising themselves to others, like “oi mulheres solteiras eu estou solteira e disponível”. Their humor and focus are very experience‑based but leap quickly into possibilities and fantasies (future college life, being devoured by a senior, trends, scenarios), which leans Intuition (N), as in “quando eu entrar naquela faculdade tomara q eu seja devorada por uma veterana mandona 🤤” and “domingo vou visitar minha futura faculdade vou morrer de ansiedade”. They are clearly Feeling (F)‑oriented: their tweets are full of emotional intensity, about happiness, anxiety, jealousy and hurt, e.g. “fico tão emocionada com vídeo de gente passando na faculdade e os pais vibrando junto pq hj eu passei e os meus nem ligaram” and “minha forma de amor é atos de perturbação”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than J: they talk about staying up late without noticing (“o pqp 1h da manhã e eu nem percebi”), impulsively starting games like Heartopia or The Sims (“bia me obrigando a baixar heartopia”, “acho q vou jogar the sims”), and reacting in the moment rather than emphasizing structure or long‑term planning. Taken together—social, expressive, future‑fantasy‑oriented, highly emotional, and spontaneous—ENFP fits them best.

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Future UFF chem student | Gym nerd, K‑pop brainrot, sapphic chaos | Once got an ‘I ❤️ my girlfriend’ shirt with Jihyo’s face and still wear it proudly– @zyopoca

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a spiced rum shot for the way they ping‑pong between melodrama and bravado, from “00:00 vou me suicidar” to screaming “PUTAQUEPARIUUUUUUUUU”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a fizzy, slightly bitter sweetness, matching the mix of excitement and anxiety about college, like “domingo vou visitar minha futura faculdade vou morrer de ansiedade” and the joy of “VAI TER ALI NA UFF FAZENDO FACULDADEEEE”. Guava nectar brings tropical softness and sapphic vibes, nodding to “i quando eu uma safica com cara de homosex chegar lá naquela faculdade e me juntar ao grupo dos gays” and their thirsty stan side in “acho q minha pressão despencou pqp que mulher deliciosa… quero dizer saborosa… quero dizer empoderada”. An espresso ice cube keeps the energy up like their late‑night timeline, from “o pqp 1h da manhã e eu nem percebi” to “00:00 já e eu nem senti”. Finally, an edible glitter rim represents their k-pop stan heart and it‑girl‑in‑training vibe, shining for their #지효 / #닝닝 collector persona and their gym/trend worries in “queria ser it girl mas sou nerd abobada” and “como q eu faço trend mostrando a cara se eu só tenho foto fazendo gracinha ou na academia?”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, emotional warmth, and valuing relationships. They repeatedly talk about wanting genuine, steady connections, e.g. wishing for someone honest with them in “só queria alguém q fosse verdadeiro cmg” and feeling left out when others are in relationships in “não aguento mais gente anunciando que tá namorando e eu nada”. Their joy in being part of groups and lists, like “omg agr sou uma esquisita da ju amei”, and playful attachment to moots in “tá podendo sentir ciúmes de moot?”, shows a classic Hufflepuff focus on community. They also value hard work and perseverance, stressing studying and grades in tweets like “tchau pra vcs vou estudar esse aq” and worrying about doing anything that could cost their university place in “to até com medo de fazer algo errado e perder a vaga na facul senhor”. Even their humor about their "love language" being annoying affection in “minha forma de amor é atos de perturbação” fits the Hufflepuff pattern of showing care through everyday, down-to-earth behavior rather than grand heroics.

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The song Feel Special fits them because their whole timeline revolves around Twice, especially Jihyo, and the emotional highs and lows of feeling seen or ignored. They gush about Jihyo constantly, like when they say “assim eu acho que a jihyo é o amor da minha vida msm” and celebrate campaigns with her, writing “to to tao feliz q na campanha da vênus com a jihyo não colocaram um decote nela posso dormir em paz”. At the same time, they struggle with feeling overlooked or unloved, as in “só queria alguém q fosse verdadeiro cmg” and “não aguento mais gente anunciando que tá namorando e eu nada”, which mirrors the song’s theme of loneliness and needing reassurance. Their joy about passing into university — “VAI TER ALI NA FEDERAL SIMMMMMMMMNNNNN” — also echoes the transformation from feeling small to feeling special and validated. Overall, the mix of intense stan energy, emotional vulnerability, and wanting to feel cherished aligns strongly with the message of Feel Special.

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