Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Critical thinker: Calls out flawed reasoning, e.g., "The logic falls apart under scrutiny..."
- Analytical: Dissects arguments on self‑ID and puberty blockers, labeling them as "complete bullshit".
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and jokes, such as "Can anyone help me spot the 'magic'? I only see a gigachad jawline."
- Informed: References current events and policies, like the German government and a Trump election scenario.
- Bold: Voices controversial opinions openly, e.g., "Self ID is the most illogical bullshit I've heard of."
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive tone: Uses harsh phrasing like "the bar to be considered 'smart' is so low, it's practically in hell."
- Polarizing: Makes divisive statements such as "At least Hitler wasn't doing this shit."
- Simplistic: Reduces complex topics to blanket dismissals, e.g., calling self‑ID "complete bullshit."
- Insulting: Delivers personal attacks, illustrated by "I bet it's because he didn't dilate his inverted penis enough. Oh sorry, she."
- Conspiratorial: Suggests hidden agendas, as in "People think it's okay to make up war crimes... you're a holocaust denier."
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is a ruthless, elitist mogul who looks down on anyone he deems inferior, similar to how zzellzilla dismisses groups they consider weak or "unintelligent" – e.g., "The bar to be considered 'smart' is so low, it's practically in hell." Their tweets also reveal a conspiratorial, anti‑government, anti‑minority stance reminiscent of Burns’ contempt for the public and his belief that "The German government puts the rights of a mentally ill minority over women and children." They glorify authoritarian figures ("Donald Trump wins election, women stop having casual sex, and are encouraging each other to become fit and healthy. He's not even in office, and is accidentally making thousands of women better!") and compare contemporary issues to historical atrocities ("At least Hitler wasn't doing this shit"). Their frequent use of sarcasm and mocking images ("Oh look, the thing that never happens™ just happened again.") mirrors Burns’ sardonic "Excellent!" when his schemes succeed. Overall, the user’s elitist, contemptuous, and manipulative tone aligns best with Mr. Burns.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They frequently address the public and call for collective action, as in 'I'm not the religious type, but I think we need to gather up our best and flood Earth again.' Their tweets often focus on abstract, future‑oriented scenarios, like the satirical speculation about 'Donald Trump wins election, women stop having casual sex...' They consistently critique ideas on logical grounds, e.g., 'The logic falls apart under scrutiny' and label opposing views as 'illogical bullshit.' They present firm conclusions and demand clear standards, stating that 'The bar to be considered 'smart' is so low, it's practically in hell.' These patterns point to an assertive, strategic, and logical communicator, matching the ENTJ type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey Valiant, I saw your gigachad jawline in your pics—mind if I pick up a can of Polish soda and see if my compliments can match that steel!
- If we were in Deadby Daylight, I’d be the Knight cosmetic you love, and you’d be the survivor I’d never leave behind—ready for a co‑op escape?
- Your bio says ‘pick up that can’, so how about I pick up a can of your favorite brew and we toast to your fearless tweets?
- You always raise the bar on ‘smart’ jokes—let’s raise it together over coffee and see how high we can get, Valiant style.
- You shout out @MrMennoTweets for being a voice of reason—let’s be the next duo of reason and wit, crafting memes and maybe a date.
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Polish culture-war commentator, gaming enthusiast (Dead by Daylight), meme curator. Once mistook a cat meme for a political manifesto. #Debate– @zzellzilla
Your signature cocktail
Zellzilla's Provocateur Punch
The cocktail captures zzellzilla’s confrontational style: the raw, unapologetic Polish vodka reflects his Polish roots and blunt approach. The addition of absinthe adds a controversial, bitter edge, echoing his tweet "Self ID is the most illogical bullshit I've heard of in a long time." Campari’s bitter red hue mirrors his political shock, as in "Donald Trump wins election, women stop having casual sex, and are encouraging each other to become fit and healthy." A dash of hot sauce delivers the fiery sarcasm behind "At least Hitler wasn't doing this shit," and the blackcurrant liqueur gives a dark, lingering finish reminiscent of "The bar to be considered 'smart' is so low, it's practically in hell." This mix is as bold and provocative as his online persona.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates cunning and ambition, typical of Slytherin, by constantly framing their arguments as superior and aiming to dominate discourse, as shown in "The logic falls apart under scrutiny. Which is why you won't get detailed and sensible answers from your average trans identified person. They shift to insults or accusations of bigotry." They also manipulate narratives to gain influence, evident in "People think that it's okay to make up war crimes in your head. And if you disagree with their fiction, you're a holocaust denier." Their self‑promotion and desire for power appear in "I'm not the religious type, but I think we need to gather up our best and flood Earth again," reflecting a ruthless, self‑serving attitude that aligns with Slytherin values rather than Gryffindor bravery, Ravenclaw wisdom, or Hufflepuff loyalty.
Your movie
Your song
Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
The user’s tweets revel in extremist, anti‑trans and anti‑women rhetoric while openly admiring the horrors of the Nazi era, such as the tweet "At least Hitler wasn’t doing this shit [picture]". This mirrors the devil’s perspective in the Rolling Stones’ classic, which boasts "I was there when the Nazis came" and delights in humanity’s darkest moments. Their repeated references to "hell" (e.g., "The bar to be considered ‘smart’ is so low, it’s practically in hell [picture]") echo the song’s refrain about being a "man of wealth and taste" who thrives on chaos. The line "Self ID is the most illogical bullshit I’ve heard of in a long time" shows their delight in rejecting progressive ideas, a sentiment that aligns with the song’s provocative, unapologetic tone. Overall, the defiant, provocative, and nihilistic vibe of "Sympathy for the Devil" fits @zzellzilla’s self‑styled bad‑guy persona.
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