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This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: emotional, impulsive, sports-obsessed, and constantly oscillating between over-the-top rage and sincere devotion. Their explosive, hyperbolic outbursts mirror Homer’s meltdowns, like when they say “WALLAHI IF HITLER, OSAMA BIN LADEN AND KEVIN STEFANSKI WERE IN THE SAME ROOM ME AND THE OTHER TWO ARE JUMPING KEVIN STEFANSKI FUCK THIS NIGGA” and “I WANT KEVIN STEFACIST OFF MY ROSTER AND PUT IN A BODY BAG”. They’re deeply tied to their teams and players the way Homer is to the Duff/TV couch life and the Isotopes, swinging wildly from love to hate: “CAVS JUST RUINED MY FUCKING CHRISTMAS @cavs FUCK YALL” sits right next to “I’D GIVE EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR AND CLOSE TO MY HEART TO HAVE LEBRON RETIRE BACK HERE IN CLEVELAND #ComeHomeGoat”. They also show that chaotic-but-loyal side Homer has, rallying behind their fandom factions like “We at #CavsFC DO NOT I repeat DO NOT support what Jaylon Tyson said…” and declaring things like “NO HATE AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER”. Overall, the mix of loud slander, darkly comic threats, intense sports/gacha fixation, and flashes of genuine passion and sentimentality is very Homer-coded.

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Sports pain enthusiast tracking Cavs, Browns & Black QBs. Once ate 3 Thanksgiving plates and still had energy to yell at Stefanski on the timeline.– @zzzdxme2

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This user shows the loud, combative courage and impulsiveness that fits Gryffindor far more than any other house. They constantly ‘ride for their side’ in sports and are willing to plant a flag publicly, as in “We at #CavsFC DO NOT I repeat DO NOT support what Jaylon Tyson said bout it being ‘Donovan Mitchell’s Team’ now”, which is classic ‘stand up for my guys’ Gryffindor energy. Their timeline is full of emotionally charged, heat‑of‑the‑moment reactions—see “ISTG IMMA HURT SOMEBODY EVEN MY FUCKING SELF AT THIS POINTTTTTT” and “WE REALLY LOST WITH 0.4 SECONDS LEFT I WANT NIGGAS HUNGED BY THEIR TESTICLES”—showing impulsive, dramatic responses rather than calculated ones. They also frame seasons and years as personal arcs of redemption and change, like “2026 all different dame 🤫”, which hints at a hero‑complex style self‑narrative. While there is some loyalty (e.g., deep attachment to Cleveland teams and LeBron in “I’D GIVE EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR AND CLOSE TO MY HEART TO HAVE LEBRON RETIRE BACK HERE IN CLEVELAND #ComeHomeGoat”), it is expressed through fiery passion and confrontational defense rather than calm patience or quiet kindness, making Gryffindor the best overall fit.

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