ericsthirdball

优点和缺点

你的辛普森角色
从这些推文看,这个用户一方面很愤世嫉俗、爱抱怨,另一方面又非常日常、接地气,整体气质最像霍默·辛普森。比如他一边自嘲式吐槽游戏和科技,像是"Old Battlefield games will really make you wait 10 15 minutes just to put you in an empty lobby"和"As a Gamer, there's nothing I hate more than Video Games.",一边又忍不住继续玩,这种又嫌又爱的矛盾非常霍默。很多推文是对社会和网络现象的低门槛吐槽和夸张情绪爆发,如"Raise price of burger American mad! Lower price of burger American still mad! Shoot with gun now!"和"Fuck this cruel fucking world FUUUCK",完全是霍默那种大声抱怨又没什么系统观点的风格。与此同时,他也有小小的日常快乐,比如晒"Wordle 1,064 3/6*"和"Just had an apple for the first time in months",与霍默在啤酒、零食和小爱好里获得满足的状态很像。整体上,他不是像莉萨那样理性道德型,也不是巴特那种纯粹的惹事精,而是一个爱骂骂咧咧、幽默夸张、又很普通的中年灵魂,这点和霍默最贴近。

你的 MBTI 性格类型
从推文整体风格来看,他明显外向:大量互动、嘲讽、引用推文调侃他人,例如“You guys really have nothing better to do huh? [picture] [quoted tweet]”和“The for you page is a great resource for blocking people [picture]”,显示他乐于在公共场合抛梗、与舆论互动,而不是只在小圈子里安静表达。内容上他更偏向抽象联想和点子导向,而非具体事实描写,如“Earth was probably cool as fuck before all this goddamn water got here [picture]”和“The doomsday clock should be renamed to the gosh people sure are being mean to each other clock. [picture]”都体现出强烈的发散思维和对概念的再框架化,符合 N(直觉型)。在价值判断上,他优先使用讽刺和逻辑吐槽而非安抚情绪,比如“'trad' guys keep showing that their entire ideology is based on advertising and consumerism while simultaneously claiming the opposite. [picture] [quoted tweet]”以及“Housing isn't that expensive. You guys just aren't trying hard enough! [picture]”,都体现出以理性拆解和反讽为主,明显偏 T(思维型) 而不是讨好或维持和谐。 在生活态度上,他给人的感觉更随性与反计划:大量即兴吐槽、玩梗、发“Just had an apple for the first time in months [picture]”这种临时感想,还有频繁的游戏、Wordle与 Connections 戏谑如“Connections decided to get political today 🙄 [picture]”,更像是顺势而为的 P(感知型) 而非高度规划的 J 型。他对各种话题都愿意“抬杠”、以玩笑和辩论姿态切入:例如“As a Gamer, there's nothing I hate more than Video Games. [picture]”和“I really, really want to hear more people's opinions about video games. [picture]”明显是反话式的观点翻转,极像 ENTP 喜欢扮演“魔鬼代言人”的风格。综合外向的社交调侃、抽象玩梗、逻辑与反讽导向的表达以及随性生活态度,他整体最符合 ENTP 型人格。

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你的新 Twitter 简介
波哥大上班族,业余拆台视频游戏和烂广告。曾因发一条“水太多毁了地球”的推被同事当真讨论了一下午。– @ericsthirdball

你的招牌鸡尾酒
这杯 “洛城海马·第三颗球” 是一杯看似在开玩笑、其实后劲很足的鸡尾酒——就像他一边发 “As a Gamer, there's nothing I hate more than Video Games. [picture]” 却又天天玩旧游戏一样。龙舌兰代表他强烈又有点混账的能量,比如 “Doing CPR on my penaes [picture]” 和 “Sorry babe, the condom stays on during sex! [picture]” 这种直球猥琐幽默。咖啡利口酒则是他对怀旧与深宅气质的致敬,从 “There will never be another Modern Warfare 2 [picture] [quoted tweet]” 到 “Good Lord this game is still as beautiful as the day I met it [picture] [quoted tweet]” 都是在深夜刷旧盘。西柚苦精对应他对世界“又愤怒又好笑”的酸苦视角,例如 “Looney Tunes ass country [picture] [quoted tweet]” 和 “Housing isn't that expensive. You guys just aren't trying hard enough! [picture]”。苏打水让整体保持轻快、像他在时间线上四处吐槽转推,从 “The for you page is a great resource for blocking people [picture]” 到 “I'm on a mission to block all Sopranos meme accounts [picture]” 都是嘻嘻哈哈地划水。最后的青柠皮与海盐边,则是向他这些迷因审美与离谱联想致意——“Nobody talks about how terrifying seahorses really are [picture]” 与 “Earth was probably cool as fuck before all this goddamn water got here [picture]” 把海味和宇宙级胡说八道都锁在杯口。

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你的歌曲
综合这些推文,他像是那种用冷嘲热讽和迷因来对付“烂世界”的人,而这正是 Los Ageless 的气质:霓虹色的抑郁、带笑骂世的玩世不恭。他经常把世界形容成荒诞卡通,比如说 “Looney Tunes ass country” 和 “The doomsday clock should be renamed to the gosh people sure are being mean to each other clock.”,这种对社会的无力又嘲讽的态度和歌里“how can anybody have you, and lose you, and not lose their mind?” 的情绪很贴。推里也到处是对消费主义和“传统”人设的讽刺,如 “'trad' guys keep showing that their entire ideology is based on advertising and consumerism while simultaneously claiming the opposite.”,跟 St. Vincent 歌里对都市空洞生活方式的拆穿如出一辙。同时他又明显是个互联网与游戏宅,发 “As a Gamer, there's nothing I hate more than Video Games. [picture]” 和 “I really, really want to hear more people's opinions about video games. [picture]” 这种自嘲式厌世笑话,跟 Los Ageless 那种一边沉迷、一边厌倦的矛盾情绪非常契合。再加上他整个人设是“毒舌但有趣、对世界很烦却又离不开线上文化”,像 “Shit ass app #MyXAnniversary” 和 “The for you page is a great resource for blocking people”,整体气场和这首歌那种艳丽又神经质的现代城市氛围最搭。

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