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你的辛普森角色
从推文来看,Ta最像 Bart Simpson。Ta非常喜欢搞事、吐槽和夸张反应,比如“KILL ROBOT WITH HAMMERS”、“This is fucking hilarious to me because this is a post about a game where you can get mauled to death by wolves in the first 5 minutes”这类带点暴力又在开玩笑的语气,很有 Bart 那种顽皮与恶作剧感。面对不喜欢的东西时,Ta会直接开喷,如“I think whoever runs this account should be shoved into a locker for giving morons like this a platform to speak on”和“I hate sonic fans so much man”,跟 Bart 对权威和蠢事的本能反叛非常相似。同时 Ta 也会真情流露、关心角色与作品,比如“I think it's ok to want Sonic to act like Sonic and be disappointed when he's mischaracterised”和“I've just received news that a longtime friend of mine had recently passed away... I'll never forget you, man.”,说明他在玩闹与毒舌背后其实很重感情,这也和 Bart 时不时流露出的温柔一面吻合。再加上对动画、游戏、恶搞文化的沉迷,如“Finally Sonic's ass game”和“Homestuck pilot was mid #sad!”,整体气质就是一个网瘾加重、成天刷梗又嘴贱却有软心肠的现代版 Bart。

你的 MBTI 性格类型
从他大量高频互动和强烈的情绪表达来看,他更像是外向型(E)。例如他会公开喊话互关对象和朋友,如“THAT'S MY MUTUAL‼️‼️‼️‼️”、“Me Sauce and Saph getting in a vc to barely talk and watch rwby”,以及反复在转推里高声应和他人观点和梗,明显享受与人互动和群体氛围,而不是低调自顾。 在S/N上,他极少谈现实生活细节,几乎全部集中在同人、角色解读、作品风格与叙事走向等抽象话题,例如“I think it's ok to want Sonic to act like Sonic and be disappointed when he's mischaracterised”和“You see it's weird to me cus Knuckles and Shadow (seemingly) are getting some of their best versions in years in these movies, but they insist on making Sonic like this?”,说明更偏向以直觉(N)去思考角色本质和创作取向而非具体事实。在T/F维度,他经常用很强的情绪色彩来评论人和作品,如“I think whoever runs this account should be shoved into a locker for giving morons like this a platform to speak on”和“Sucks too cus I was having alotta fun but the fanservice completely took me out of it”,以及对角色和作品的爱恨表达(例如“YANG XIAO LONG MY FUCKING GOAT”),更像以价值观和感受(F)做判断,而不是冷静的逻辑推演。 在J/P上,他的发言内容杂而广:一会儿是Homestuck、一会儿是Sonic、RWBY、Baki、OK KO、Soul Eater等,经常是临场反应、看到什么就吐槽什么,如“Played multiversus It's ass”和“Y'know it was actually alright”这种即时感想,也常用“this is fucking hilarious”“what the fuck”等即兴语气,体现出高度的自发性和随性,更符合感知型(P)而非规划型(J)。整体来看,他外向、热情、关注角色与故事的“可能性”和核心气质,同时以情绪和价值判断为主导,又非常自发随性,因此最符合的类型是 ENFP。

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你的 5 个表情符号
你的新 Twitter 简介
Frappo|动画与游戏碎碎念|专业索尼克吹&同人杂谈博主|曾为一张完美Sonic截图熬夜到天亮,不后悔。– @Frappo_Chino

你的招牌鸡尾酒
这杯酒以蓝色为主调,用蓝橙利口酒代表他对索尼克的全心投入,从“Just finished the game This game is pretty much the perfect Sonic game in every aspect, I have literally no notes”和“Finally Sonic's ass game”里那种狂热可见一斑。加入白朗姆酒让整体偏烈一点,对应他动不动就“AUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH”和“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEE”那种情绪拉满的能量值。柠檬苏打水增加清爽气泡感,正好对应他在时间线上到处乱串、看番、打游戏、做配音,从“Finally logged out of Sonic”到“Sauce is putting me and the rest of kn in a psyop for us to enjoy RWBY”的社交活力。杯底一点点冷萃咖啡代表他偶尔流露出的疲惫和批判,例如“Homestuck pilot was mid #sad!”和“Played multiversus It's ass”里那种微苦的直言不讳。最后用覆盆子糖浆点缀,既是对他在“OH SHIT LESBIANS”和“do you think they knew what they were doing with that tagine and dropping this all during pride month It's a good thing btw”中展现的 queer 友好态度的小甜味,也是他在“THAT'S MY MUTUAL‼️‼️‼️‼️”那种为朋友疯狂应援的热情象征。

你的霍格沃茨学院
从整体推文来看,Frappo 最核心的特质是强烈的好奇心、创作欲和分析式吐槽,很典型的拉文克劳气质。他会长期深挖一部作品:比如一口气读完 Homestuck 到第五幕并“正式道歉”没早点入坑(“I've been reading homestuck for like the past month (just finished act 5) and I would like to formally apologise to all my old homestuck fan mutuals for not getting into this sooner”),说明他对复杂文本有兴趣且愿意投入时间理解。对《索尼克》更是从玩法、叙事到人物塑造做“评测式”评论,如一边玩《Unleashed》重制一边感叹预算提升带来的系统性改善(“This is what happens when Sonic Team is given more that 3 dollars and a green skittle for budget you love to see it”)、称赞某作“几乎完美”“零槽点”(“Just finished the game This game is pretty much the perfect Sonic game in every aspect, I have literally no notes”),这些都带着明显的分析和审美标准。他经常围绕角色写法展开讨论,例如批评误解角色和索尼克人物性格错位(“How do you misunderstand a character this bad man”,“I think it's ok to want Sonic to act like Sonic and be disappointed when he's mischaracterised”),以及比较不同宿敌配置(“Even though I prefer Shadow as a character, Knuckles is imo the better rival for Sonic and it kinda sucks that he's been left by the wayside”),体现了对设定逻辑和文本解读的兴趣,而不是单纯情绪化站队。与此同时,他会做自制梗图、配音与设计类创作(如 Undertale 配音、造型改设计等——“Did an Undertale dub with KN Image related”,“This was really funny because me and Kip were torn about how to redesign this form because we both didn't like it at first Then we realised Sega already did the job for us”),体现出强烈的创意表达欲和“玩设定”的乐趣。虽然他也有格兰芬多式的直言不讳,比如对平台给“蠢人”发声的愤怒(“I think whoever runs this account should be shoved into a locker for giving morons like this a platform to speak on”),但整体人格特征仍然更多体现在对作品的好奇心、细节分析和脑洞创作上,因此最符合拉文克劳。

你的电影

你的歌曲
我觉得最适合 Frappo 的歌是 Life Will Change。他是那种对作品情绪投入很深、又爱吐槽的宅向玩家,比如一边夸《索尼克》巅峰,一边疯狂批评官方决策,从“This game is pretty much the perfect Sonic game in every aspect, I have literally no notes”到“I think it's ok to want Sonic to act like Sonic and be disappointed when he's mischaracterised”,这种“要改变现状”的劲头和这首歌的反叛主题很贴。歌里既有燃、又有一点苦涩,和他一边看搞笑 / 同人内容乐疯了、又会认真聊创作和角色理解的反差感类似,比如“Sucks too cus I was having alotta fun but the fanservice completely took me out of it”和“How do you misunderstand a character this bad man”。他喜爱各种游戏、动画与跨界合作,从《索尼克》《RWBY》到《魂类》《动画片》,在时间线上像不断“开新冒险”,和歌里那种“新人生、新阶段”的氛围很像,例如“Finished RWBY Volume 9 and then realised that rooster teeth is fucking dead”体现出对作品与创作者命运的感慨。再加上他经常用夸张、戏谑的语气反抗烂改编和烂公司(比如“I think whoever runs this account should be shoved into a locker for giving morons like this a platform to speak on”),整体气质就是一边骂一边热爱、想把自己喜欢的东西“拉回正轨”的玩家,这正是 Life Will Change 那种带着愤怒与希望的能量。

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