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你的辛普森角色
最像她的其实是Lisa Simpson。账号里能看出来她是个很爱动脑、会认真想问题又爱吐槽的人,比如她会认真区分虚构与现实、谈“字面意义”的争论:“we need to start having conversations about what ‘literally’ means bc we are talking about fictional events so you aren’t romanticizing literally anything because it’s literally not real”。她对性别与性向议题既有立场又带一点冷幽默,例如:“for pride month i must ask are aobasexuals valid ?” 以及 “all my favs are bi and they fw my nonbinary tea”,很像Lisa在剧里早熟又比同龄人更关心身份与社会议题的样子。她也常常一边自嘲一边做文化评论,比如吐槽游戏、BL与eroge圈、Key社与Fromsoft的处理方式:“oh so when Key VisualArts uploads loli and incest on steam it’s ok but when everyone else tries to do it they get banned hmmm” 和 “>First canon Gay character in a soulsborne game >Lord of Blood >Pedophile and Rapist what did fromsoft mean by this?”,这种既宅又批判的风格和Lisa在流行文化、伦理议题上的那种“小小知识分子”气质非常接近。再加上她会做长串安利别人画师、认真分类角色性向、写同人和分析角色性格,与Lisa那种一边是书呆子、一边又很投入自己兴趣圈的小宅属性高度吻合。

你的 MBTI 性格类型
从推文能看出她相当外向,频繁和同好互动、@品牌、玩梗与吐槽,明显享受和他人在线社交,例如她兴奋地发 “#KHOnSteam #Contest SO EXCITEDDD AA [picture]” 和 “PARADISE ISLAND YAOI HAPPENING TOMORROW [picture]” 这种一起嗨的内容,更像是从社交中充电的 E 型。她经常围绕设定、角色性格、CP结构进行脑洞式发言,比如 “they should make twilight but it’s tsukihime and the love triangle is Roa and Nrvqsr fighting for Shiki’s affection ✍️ [picture]” 和 “Yaoi Jesus (The Son) implies there’s a Yaoi Father and Yaoi Holy Ghost but who are they ? [picture]”,关注的是符号和可能性而不是现实细节,符合 N。她的价值观与情绪表达很鲜明,频繁谈到性少数、创作与同人圈规范,并用带有情绪色彩的语言,如 “cool person and friend and I appreciate them a lot since its hard to find normal eroge fans that aren't some type of bigot [picture]” 和 “we need to start having conversations about what “literally” means… you aren’t romanticizing literally anything because it’s literally not real [picture]”,体现出以价值与共情为中心的 F 倾向。她整体给人的感觉是高度自发、随手开黄腔或发电、跟着兴趣走,例如 “getting ready to play some niche visual novel with the craziest content warning known to man [picture]” 和 “usually I’m girling it out but then I feel like a boy it twink thing for a bit and idk [picture]”,缺乏固定计划或严谨结构,更像灵感流与临场发挥,符合 P。综合这些,她既外向社交、点子极多,又以情感与价值为导向、风格松散自由,最贴近的类型是 ENFP。

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你的 5 个表情符号
你的新 Twitter 简介
全职涂鸦式同人脑内编剧,兼职键盘译者(中英/英西来回跑)。曾为一条烂梗通宵改稿,结果被回复区的R18图分心。– @nineteenery

你的招牌鸡尾酒
这杯酒走的是高浓度、微甜微苦又有点怪的实验风,就像她一边发 “getting ready to play some niche visual novel with the craziest content warning known to man” 又一边说 “usually I’m girling it out but then I feel like a boy it twink thing for a bit and idk” 那种混沌性别感。高酒精白朗姆代表她直球露骨又很能嗨的能量,比如那段 “doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms…” 的性描写嘴炮;紫罗兰利口酒和玫瑰糖浆则是她作为 fujo/BL 爱好者的浪漫病娇感,对 DMMD 之类作品从 “DMMd cock size ranking from biggest to smallest…” 到 “live laugh dmmd dub” 的彻底沉迷。西柚汁和少量汤力水带来微苦,呼应她一边开黄腔一边做媒体批判,比如质疑 “>First canon Gay character in a soulsborne game >Lord of Blood >Pedophile and Rapist what did fromsoft mean by this?” 以及吐槽平台对黄油双标 “oh so when Key VisualArts uploads loli and incest on steam it’s ok but when everyone else tries to do it they get banned hmmm”。杯口蘸上黑盐梅粉,是对她“蛇腿 HRT”与“有点 furry 但只是觉得某些兽人好色”的那种诡异可爱审美的致敬——就像她发 “sometimes I feel like i’m a furry but not in the fursona type of way I just think some anthro characters are hot” 和 “where do I get the HRT that turns my legs into snakes” 时,那种又自嘲又真诚的 vibe。整杯喝下去是“强度在线、甜里带刺、性癖外露但又有点哲学”的体验,很适合一边重刷王国之心一边喊着 “PARADISE ISLAND YAOI HAPPENING TOMORROW” 的她。

你的霍格沃茨学院
从这些推文来看,Ta最突出的特质是脑洞、分析和好奇心,很典型的拉文克劳。比如在性别和身份上反复自我观察与概念化,“usually I’m girling it out but then I feel like a boy it twink thing for a bit and idk” 和 “lowkey feeling like I’m some secret third thing” 显示出强烈的自我反思与抽象思考,而不是单纯情绪宣泄。Ta也会对词语和概念抬杠式钻研,比如 “we need to start having conversations about what ‘literally’ means bc we are talking about fictional events so you aren’t romanticizing literally anything because it’s literally not real”,这是很典型的语言学/逻辑吹毛求疵。许多推文是对作品设定和符号进行解构或脑洞延伸,例如 “they should make twilight but it’s tsukihime and the love triangle is Roa and Nrvqsr fighting for Shiki’s affection ✍️” 和 “Yaoi Jesus (The Son) implies there’s a Yaoi Father and Yaoi Holy Ghost but who are they ?”,体现出的创意和二设思维远大于单纯的情绪表达。再加上诸如 “DMMd cock size ranking from biggest to smallest… this is accurate and backed by data and science trust” 这种戏仿“科学排名”的推文,能看出Ta喜欢用伪严肃、类分析的方式玩梗,本质上是一种理性 + 幽默的思维风格。综合来看,Ta有锋利的幽默感、强烈的好奇与分析习惯,对设定与语言过度钻研,这些都非常契合拉文克劳气质,而不像格兰芬多的冒进、赫奇帕奇的温顺或斯莱特林的功利算计。

你的电影

你的歌曲
他们给人的感觉是那种情绪强烈、性癖猎奇又自嘲式浪漫的二次元宅,这种氛围和秋赤音的*《雨き声残響》里那种混杂了混乱、欲望和敏感自我意识的气质很接近。比如他们一边开黄腔、玩极端性梗和重口玩笑(如 “doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees…” 和 “DMMd cock size ranking from biggest to smallest… this is accurate and backed by data and science trust”),一边又在认真讨论同人、BL 与性暴力再现的问题(如 “>First canon Gay character in a soulsborne game >Lord of Blood >Pedophile and Rapist what did fromsoft mean by this?” 和 “we need to start having conversations about what ‘literally’ means…”)。他们对性向与性别有强烈的自我意识和流动感,比如 “usually I’m girling it out but then I feel like a boy it twink thing for a bit and idk” 以及 “thinking about exfriend wants to make me be more openly trans on the internet again”,这种在性别与身份之间摇摆、又带点痛感的自我叙述,非常符合歌里那种“吵闹又脆弱”的自白感。同时他们沉迷 BL、eroge 与猎奇作品(如 “getting ready to play some niche visual novel with the craziest content warning known to man”、“PARADISE ISLAND YAOI HAPPENING TOMORROW”、“yaoi is older than christianity”),与这首歌浓烈、戏剧化、略带病娇的 ACG 审美也非常契合。整体来看,他们就是那种在混乱宅圈、性张力和自我怀疑中大笑着活着的人,而《雨き声残響》*正好把这种“吵闹的痛苦”和“漂亮的神经质”唱得很到位。

你的时间旅行目的地

你的电子游戏

你的灵魂动物

你的(不)好笑的笑话

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