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你的辛普森角色
从这些推文来看,他最像的是 Lisa Simpson:技术能力强、好奇心旺盛,同时对周围世界保持高度批判和反思。一方面,他极度钻研底层与复杂系统,比如抱怨 PipeWire、Qt、GPU 等各种技术细节,以及写 Wayland 协议、嵌入式 Rust、NixOS 交叉编译和自定义 linker script,这种对知识深度和系统优雅性的追求,很像 Lisa 对学术与理性的执着。另一方面,他常用冷幽默和吐槽表达不满,比如吐槽 UI 设计和 Electron、Snap,以及像 “I just tried using AI to program something useful again extremely disappointing. Every couple months I see enough people hype it up to think it's got to work this time right? No no it does not.” 这样对时下风潮的理性质疑,非常符合 Lisa 那种看穿潮流泡沫的气质。他也乐于构建和改进工具生态(Quickshell、Hy3 等),如 “Quickshell 0.2.0 is out, with a bunch of new features and bugfixes!” 与 “Hy3 now supports custom colors for focused tabs inside unfocused nodes, a feature request that has been open for almost a year, thanks to @notashelf!” 体现出对社区、技术美感和长期维护的重视,这也很像 Lisa 在家人混乱中努力让一切更有秩序、更有意义的角色定位。总的来说,他是那个在一堆混乱与糟糕设计中,坚持用理性、知识与一点点理想主义去修补世界的人——这正是 Lisa Simpson 的典型形象。

你的 MBTI 性格类型
从推文内容来看,他明显更偏向独处和技术钻研,而不是社交与曝光,像是吐槽在酒店床上改 PR 的“3/10 workspace would not recommend”,以及大量关于内核、GPU、NixOS、Qt 等技术细节的推文,几乎没有线下社交或情感生活分享,这比较符合 I(内向)。他频繁讨论抽象概念和系统设计,例如抱怨 Rust const generics 无法更好表达嵌入式场景的编译期数学、对 Wayland shell 协议进行重写以消灭“terrible compositor specific IPC protocols for common tasks”等,说明他更重视架构层面和抽象模型,而不是只关心当前手头的感官细节,符合 N(直觉)。在价值取向上,他遇事基本从技术理性出发,比如批评 C++ 析构和信号机制组合是“match made in hell”、分析 Pipewire、GPU 驱动、Qt 行为等,主要用逻辑推理和因果分析,而不是从人际和感受出发,属于典型的 T(思维)。至于 J/P,他经常在推文中抱怨构建系统、工具链和文档的各种坑,愿意花 10~20 小时钻研 Nix/Qt 构建问题、自己写 linker script 省下 2052 字节、琢磨更快的 stackful 协程实现,但整体语气是“不断实验、踩坑、重来”的开放探索状态,而不是照着既定计划执行,且喜欢尝试 Haskell、Rust 异步、各种 Linux 发行版与桌面环境,体现出强烈的好奇心与灵活应变,这些都更贴近 P(感知) 而非高度结构化的 J。综合这些特征,他最符合的 MBTI 类型是 INTP ——典型的喜欢拆解系统、质疑现有方案、不断试验新技术的分析型程序员。

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你的新 Twitter 简介
Qt/Wayland 与 Rust 折腾爱好者,Quickshell 作者。曾为省 2KB 固件手写链接脚本,也为 GPU bug 熬到看懂厂商内核补丁。– @outfoxxedd

你的招牌鸡尾酒
这杯酒以高酒精度黑朗姆为基底,象征他一头扎进底层与内核世界的硬核劲头,从“I love dealing with GPUs. Especially when things only break on GPUs I don't own.”到“Enough time (>5 hours) has been wasted figuring out this much...”,都是高强度『下矿』现场。冷萃咖啡则是他深夜调 Nix、Wayland、Qt 和嵌入式时的续航燃料,正如“Another day in the mines”与“Laying on a hotel bed with my laptop reviewing PRs 3/10 workspace would not recommend”里展现出的熬夜调试氛围。苦柑香甜酒带来轻微的甜与明显的苦,呼应他对 UI 与桌面生态的毒舌吐槽,比如“I can't believe apple actually managed to make a theme that looks worse than the most ill conceived blur rices on linux”与“How do web / electron apps manage to consistently have the most spectacularly broken desktop standard implementations?”。气泡冷萃茶营造出清爽却复杂的层次,就像 Quickshell 本身既是实验性项目又越来越成熟——从“Quickshell 0.1 has been tagged!”一路到“Quickshell 0.2.1 released: Bugfixes…”。最后的柠檬苦精和烟熏海盐代表他对工具链和 AI 编程助手的辛辣讽刺与怀疑精神,例如“I just tried using AI to program something useful again extremely disappointing.”与“Clang format is really something. A billion knobs and yet none of them do the thing you want.”。整杯 cocktail 酒劲不轻、略苦带甜、气泡感强烈而带点烟熏怪味,正好对应一个在 Nix/Wayland/嵌入式与新 shell 协议里来回穿梭的『无限递归问题制造机』。

你的霍格沃茨学院
从整段时间的发言来看,TA最明显的特质是强烈的好奇心与分析型思维,而不是单纯的功利心或情绪驱动。例如 TA 会因为一个小小的 GPU / 内核 bug 就深挖到底,从内核版本到 Mesa 用户态崩溃都要搞清楚原因:“I wish I had time to figure out whats going on with the GPU right now. Lightly patched vendor 6.6 kernel: gpu hangs and resets after about 2 minutes. Lightly patched 6.16 fork of vendor kernel: gpu displays exactly 1 frame, then mesa crashes in userspace.”。 TA 还会为了更好的抽象和理论优雅去折磨自己,比如折腾状态 monad 组合、const generics、协程性能和 Haskell 服务器这类偏学术/工程交叉的问题:“day 2 of trying to generically compose state monads”、“I've wanted to try Haskell for a good while and I finally had a small enough project come up to do that. The project is a somewhat stateful webserver, so I'm interested to see how well IO and task scheduling works...”、“I've been weighing stackful and stackless coroutines today, and came to the conclusion that it should be possible to make stackful ones much faster than most impls seem to be with a little optimization. Turns out it's already been done and benchmarked...”。 同时,TA 反复记录调试经历和优化细节(例如自写 linker script 省下 2052 字节、研究 Qt/Wayland/Pipewire 各种 undocumented edge cases),并乐于写协议草案、改 HAL、维护 Quickshell 等复杂系统,这体现的是对知识结构和系统性的热爱,而不是单纯的野心:“After two days, I've finished drafting probably half of the new wayland shell protocols I'm working on. Writing these is way more draining than it should be, but if all goes well reliance on terrible compositor specific IPC protocols for common tasks should be eliminated.”、“I just saved 2052 bytes on a microcontroller binary by writing a custom linker script. I wasn't expecting this much of an improvement, and everything still works surprisingly.”。 尽管 TA 也很勤奋、会连续十几小时啃 Nix/Qt 构建坑,但这些努力几乎全部围绕“理解问题本质”和“把系统做对”,而不是为了名声或人际关系,例如:“Trying to fix nix setup hooks for something deep in a dependency tree (qtbase) is a special kind of hell. After probably 10 hours (combined) of rebuilding Qt, I've finally got a crossbuild of the whole tree, including declarative, that links correctly.”。 再加上 TA 对 AI 编程结果的冷静拆解和吐槽,比如详细指出 Claude 代码中 sort 实现的逻辑错误而不仅是“写得烂”:“What the fuck. The second parameter to 'sortInstances' controls the sort order – so how did Claude solve the problem? It runs the exact same filesystem scan twice, then uses a loop to find a condition that will never be true. Not only is it inefficient, its just plain wrong.”,这种以推理和逻辑为先的习惯,非常符合拉文克劳“以智慧与思辨为荣”的气质。综合来看,TA 既不以冒险与情绪为主(格兰芬多),也没有强烈的权势/资源攀升目标(斯莱特林),更少谈人际忠诚或温情,而是持续展现出对知识、结构和优雅解决方案的执着,因此最适合被分入 Ravenclaw(拉文克劳)。

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你的歌曲
这位开发者一边疯狂吐槽工具和生态、一边又不断把东西做得更好更强,整体气质非常符合 Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger 里那种“折腾到极致、把系统打磨到变态”的工程感。他经常抱怨糟糕的 UI 和桌面生态,比如装上 Android 16 后讽刺说谷歌又在“争夺最差 UI 冠军”,认为设计师只会加 padding、圆角和模糊,却不管一致性(如 “Just installed android 16 qpr1 and I see google is back in the lead of the race to the worst possible UI :( The solution to all problems lies in adding more padding, border radius, and blur. Minor details like making any of the above consistent can be ignored.”)。同时他不断把自己的项目 Quickshell 和相关生态打磨得“更快更强”,从修复 Qt 兼容性到增加 idle inhibitor、蓝牙管理等功能(比如 “Quickshell 0.2.1 released: Bugfixes, most importantly fixes compilation against Qt 6.10.” 和 “Easing myself out of my productivity rut by doing something simple: Quickshell now has an idle inhibitor on master.”)。他喜欢在极端技术栈里挖矿式优化,从嵌入式 Rust 的 const generics、手写 linker script 省下 2052 字节,到折腾 Wayland、GPU 驱动、NixOS、PipeWire 等底层细节(如 “I just saved 2052 bytes on a microcontroller binary by writing a custom linker script. I wasn't expecting this much of an improvement, and everything still works surprisingly.”)。面对 AI 编程工具,他一边当场拆台、一边又不断测试 GPT、Claude 等模型,说明他既极度苛刻又始终在追求“更好更快”的工作流(例如 “time to see how gpt5 codex compares when asked to do something relatively complicated but self contained and testable” 和 “I just tried using AI to program something useful again extremely disappointing.”)。整体来看,他的日常就是不断在技术矿井里“打磨系统”,被各种糟糕设计和 bug 折磨,但又一次次把工具链和项目推进到一个更高的层次,这种持续升级和自我强化的循环正是这首歌的主题。

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