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你的辛普森角色
综合来看,这位用户最像 Lisa Simpson。她在简介里写着自己是 INFJ、LGBTQ+ 盟友,又常常用长段文字分析角色情感,比如对梅林的理解:她写道 Merlin 不是最强法师,而是“一个无法对命运做什么、也无法放手自己另一半的普通男孩”,这种细腻共情和价值观极像 Lisa 的敏感与正义感。她会把台词拆开解读爱情与自我认同,比如用 “It’s incredible how the same comparison, to the same person, makes Simone feel in two totally different ways: like a ‘wrong’, in the first case, and like a boast in the second.” 来分析同一句评价在不同语境里的自我价值感,这种思辨和情绪洞察很 Lisa。她还常以文学化的句子表达悲伤,例如 “‘And perhaps it is the greater grief, after all, to be left on earth when another is gone.’”,对应 Lisa 经常通过书本与艺术来消化自己的情绪。再加上她对友情和小圈子的重视——如 “my inner circle of april... i see my new entry merging with my 24/7 therapy and i love all of this, for my angst heart xD”——也很符合 Lisa 那种既早熟又需要情感支撑的小小世界。总体而言,她是热爱文学与影视、注重情感与道德、略带焦虑却持续温柔输出的创作者型人格,与 Lisa 的气质最为贴近。

你的 MBTI 性格类型
从自我介绍“INFJ✨”、大量第一人称情绪表达和对少数亲密圈子(“my inner circle of april...”)的重视来看,她更像是偏向深度情感连接的内向(I),而不是在时间线上寻求广泛社交曝光的外向者。她几乎所有内容都在做情感解读与象征拔高,例如把画面投射成灵魂伴侣与命运:“And it's in these frames that we see who Merlin really is: not Emrys, not the most powerful sorcerer who ever walked the Earth, but a simple boy who can do nothing against fate and who cannot let go of his other half, his soul mate...”——这是典型的直觉(N),重视内涵与象征胜于表层情节。她评判人物与剧情时,核心标准都是情感与关怀而非逻辑效率,如“how his thumb caresses Excalibur like if he was caressing Arthur... a last caress to his soulmate❤️🩹😭”和“But how do you let go of the person that felt like home?”都在放大情绪与关系,体现明显的情感(F)偏好。同时,她会因为同一帧画面做大量呼应、平行对比和‘平行剪辑计划’,并用里程碑式时间节点纪念剧情(比如多次提“5 months ago”与后续纪念编辑),显示出对结构、时间线和完成度的执着:“this parallelism thing is getting out of my hand, i admit it🥲😅🤧but i can't help it...”——这是很典型的判断(J),需要条理和闭合感。综合她自述INFJ、对角色内心世界的高度共情、对宿命与灵魂伴侣主题的执着,以及系统化地规划和更新剪辑计划(如“okay, I listened the first songs of ttdp and i already have 7 edits in my mind to make🤧”再到“and here I am updating this thread with one new entry...”),与经典INFJ画像高度吻合,因此最合适的类型是 INFJ。

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那不勒斯女孩 Jack|剪同人向剪到哭的 INFJ|专业嗑 Merthur 与 Mimmone 平行宇宙研究员|曾为追剧错过 ATM 取现金的一天– @Pixicu

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這杯酒走「微烈、偏甜帶一點苦」的路線,像她一邊哭一邊做剪輯時的矛盾快樂——比如她說「Not me who's crying while I'm doing this mini edit bc it's a huge pov by mimmo while he's in the witness protection programme💔... and, not happy, later I'll also do it by merlin's pov bc it's perfect for him too😭💔」。納波里檸檬琴酒對應她在簡介裡寫的「Neapolitan🇮🇹」與她旅行去影展、瘋狂趕行程的活力,如「Partenza per il Riff iniziata alla grande: dopo aver aperto e chiuso casa qualcosa come 5 volte perché mi dimenticavo sempre qualcosa…」。紫羅蘭利口酒與接骨木花糖漿一起營造出浪漫又有點童話感,對應她把《Merlin》和 Mimmo & Simone 都看成靈魂伴侶史詩的習慣,例如「And it's in these frames that we see who Merlin really is: ... his other half, his soul mate, the person most important to him😭💔」。血橙汁則是她所有心碎尖叫的濃縮版,像「Arthur used his last strenght to touch Merlin's hair never leaving the eye contact so that his face would've been his last memory 😭😭🤧🤧」和「“I failed?” a knife straight to my heart would have hurt less, I assure you.😀💔」。最後在酒面打上一層輕薄的海鹽泡沫,既像湖面又像眼淚,向她多次提到湖、亞瓦隆與離別致敬,例如「on her way to Avalon」和「Too late💔」,一入口先是甜,回味卻有揮之不去的鹹與苦,正好就是她的時間線:一邊嗑糖,一邊心碎。

你的霍格沃茨学院
从她的时间线来看,Jack 最大的特征不是野心或炫耀,而是“守护别人”和深度共情的倾向,这非常符合赫奇帕奇的气质。她一遍遍地把角色当成“要被好好保护的小朋友”,比如说她写道只想“把他裹在毯子里抱紧”——“i just wanna wrap him in a warm blanket and hug him🤧 [picture]”,以及对于角色的悲伤和创伤不停做温柔的解析,如“he's always been like a fragile piece of art to Merlin, the tenderness so visible only by frames... god help me [picture]”。她对朋友和同好圈子的感情也非常“老黄牛式”的真诚和黏人,例如她发了自己的“四月亲密小圈子”并真挚地感谢大家——“my inner circle of april... i see my new entry merging with my 24/7 therapy and i love all of this... i love you all thanks for this month and all our shares ♥ ... love you all and thank you too ♥ [picture]”,同时会特地为妈妈做特定的剪辑,比方说“done especially for my mum who adores him ♥ [picture]”。她也展现出强烈的“陪伴到底”的忠诚,对角色和 CP 的长久守候、不断做平行剪辑和 POV(如多条关于 Merlin/Arthur 与 Mimmo/Simone 的对照,“this parallelism thing is getting out of my hand, i admit it🥲😅🤧... [picture]”)体现的是耐心、投入与情感劳动,而不是理性炫技。再加上她在简介里强调自己是 lgbtq+ 盟友以及在 TL 中对角色受到不公时会愤愤不平但更多是从“他们值得被更温柔对待”的角度出发,这种“善良 + 忠诚 + 愿意为他人情绪买单”的组合,比起其他学院,更典型地指向了赫奇帕奇。

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综合来看,她是一个极度走心、容易被剧情与角色情绪牵动的人,长期沉浸在虐心、回忆与分析细节里,这和 All Too Well (10 Minute Version) 的情绪非常契合。她反复强调自己被片段、平行蒙太奇击中,比如 "there are moments, in medias, that i will never get over..." 和 "this parallelism thing is getting out of my hand, i admit it🥲😅🤧but i can't help it",就像歌里不断回到那些忘不掉的场景与对照。她特别执着于失去、遗憾和“本可以如何”的叙事,比如 "Too late💔"、"I refuse to believe that the moment’s here…" 以及 "But how do you let go of the person that felt like home?",这与歌里对一段已结束关系的长久回望高度同频。同时她又热爱把这些情绪做成长篇、细节化的二创与剪辑("watch me crying over a new edit that i started🥲","okay, I listened the first songs of ttdp and i already have 7 edits in my mind to make🤧"),这种“把记忆剪成一帧帧反复咀嚼”的行为也正是这首歌在听感上的表现方式。再加上她是 INFJ、偏爱灵魂伴侣、宿命与自我拷问式的爱情线(如 "And it's in these frames that we see who Merlin really is... his other half, his soul mate"),这首歌那种内向、细腻、记忆过载的视角非常像她的精神配乐。

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