
优点和缺点

你的辛普森角色
最接近她的角色是 Lisa Simpson。Lisa 常常对社会不公和身份议题极度敏感,而这位用户也长期挣扎于性别认同与社会偏见,例如她说自己是“one of the most hated minorities”,并在“'Youre not doing enough to help yourself' fuck off, i didnt choose to be one of the most hated minorities. Its already enough with knowing ill never be a real girl, ill give so much to be the pretty princess of my dreams, but at heart im going to always be a man (+) [picture]”中表现出强烈的无力感和自我反思。Lisa 也经常对自己非常苛刻,这点和她反复的自我厌恶高度相似,如“I hate myself so much [picture]”、“I do everything wrong [picture]”以及“Im such a dissapointing friend [picture]”。同时,Lisa 内心渴望被理解、被认可,这与她在“I wish i could hug someone while they tell me everything is going to be okay [picture]”和“I want people to be happy when im around [picture]”里表达的渴望情感支持和让别人快乐的愿望非常接近。Lisa 也常觉得自己与同龄人格格不入、过度成熟,这与她在“I spent a lot of my teenage years away from what i deemed as 'cringe'... Now im just miserable and dont have any sense of identity [picture]”中对青春、身份与“跟不上别人”的遗憾感形成呼应。尽管她的话语极度悲观、自伤倾向严重(如“I want to fucking kill myself [picture]”和“I need to kill myself [picture]”),但背后那种对公平、真实身份与他人幸福的执着,和 Lisa Simpson 的内核非常相似,只是被更深的创伤和抑郁放大了。

你的 MBTI 性格类型
从推文来看,她明显更偏向内向 (I)。她不断表达自己是“令人失望的朋友”、社交中的失败与自我厌恶,如"I cant never help my friends when theyre going through hardships, i just stay there looking at them thinking of what to say… Im such a terrible friend, i hate myself"与"I just wish they couldve liked me back… I miss them so much",关注的是少数重要关系而不是广泛社交或热闹场面。她关注的是内心感受、身份与意义,而不是具体事实细节,显示出强烈的直觉 (N):例如反复思考“真实女性”“身份”“罪恶感”等抽象主题,如"I spent a lot of my teenage years away from what i deemed as 'cringe'… I realized that what i actually avoided was the chance to enjoy my life. Now im just miserable and dont have any sense of identity"和"Who the fucks wants to be a tranny? I'll never experience what a real woman goes through… Being trans is just a hellish experience"。 在 T/F 维度上,她明显是情感主导 (F)。她几乎所有的判断都围绕“我是否是坏人”“我是否伤害了别人”“我应不应该被恨”,而不是逻辑分析,例如"I physsically aggravated one of my friends, and now they rightfully hate me. genuinely put me down, i honestly deserve all the misery in my life"和"I trully dont deserve to make such selfish demands, when i just make my friends feel even worst about themselves"。她极度在意他人感受,希望别人快乐,即便自己受苦,如"I want people to be happy when im around"和"Or atleast peace for the people around me"。在 J/P 维度上,她更像是感知型 (P):她反复提到拖延、无法规划、情绪主导行为,如"Im too depressed to even do things that i like, how am i supposed to get the energy to study for an exam?"和"I procastinate because im depressed, as a result i fuck everything, which gets me more depressed",缺乏结构化的计划和强烈的控制感。综合来看,她内向、以抽象与情绪为中心、价值导向而缺乏条理规划,最符合 INFP:一个高度内省、对价值与身份极其敏感、又常在现实执行方面挣扎的类型。

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你的新 Twitter 简介
Arequipa 的抑郁理工女 / 白天搬砖晚上胡思乱想 / 正在尝试善待自己,也偶尔发点关于性别与精神健康的絮叨– @RikkaTakkanashi

你的招牌鸡尾酒
这杯 嫉妒公主·Rikka酸 用紫色酒体代表她执念的“公主梦”与跨性别身份,一眼就是“tranny self‑insert”的中二氛围,对应她多次发出的外貌愿望,如“I just want to be pretty” 和“I want to be a real woman”。基酒选择带点烈度却不算过火的皮斯科/白兰地,像她看似“太累了想死”的消极情绪——“I want to fucking kill myself”——却依然在计划周一去举报职场骚扰、继续活着和承担责任。葡萄柚与百香果的酸苦交织,是她对自我和女性身份的复杂感受:既羡慕又自厌,如“I wonder about everything i lost by being born a man” 与“I hate myself so much”。一滴马天尼苦酒象征她长久的内疚感和创伤——从“Im best friends with my rapist” 到“I trully dont deserve to make such selfish demands”,苦味不重却挥之不去。杯口做玫瑰盐糖边,则像她对他人的温柔与共情包裹住自我厌恶——她会为很久以前的“朋友”祈愿、惦记他们的未来,如“I just wish the best in life for them”,让整杯酒在咸甜交错中,喝完仍留下一点柔软的余味。

你的霍格沃茨学院
从这些推文里,她最突出的特质不是野心或聪慧,而是极端的共情、在关系中的依恋与内疚感,以及对“做好朋友”“让别人快乐”的执着。她多次强调自己希望他人平安快乐,比如写道自己“Or atleast peace for the people around me”以及“I want people to be happy when im around”,这是一种典型的赫奇帕奇式的关怀与利他。面对职场骚扰,她虽然自责“I just witnessed workplace harrassment and didnt do anything, i genuinely hate me”,但紧接着又说“Im planning reporting it on monday, but still i wish i couldve done something in the moment”,显示出她内心对公平与正义的重视,而不是单纯自保。她不断用极严苛的标准审视自己在友情里的表现——“I physsically aggravated one of my friends, and now they rightfully hate me. genuinely put me down, i honestly deserve all the misery in my life”以及“I trully dont deserve to make such selfish demands, when i just make my friends feel even worst about themselves”——这说明她把“是否善待他人”“是否是个好朋友”看得比自我价值还重要。她渴望稳定而亲密的友谊关系,“I want a girl best friend :(”和“'You dont need a best friend' yes i do!!!”突出她对忠诚、长期陪伴的向往,这些核心特质更贴近赫奇帕奇,而不是以勇气、野心或理智为主导的其他学院。

你的电影

你的歌曲
这位当事人的自我厌恶与“累赘感”非常强,和 Liability 里那种“我让所有人疲惫、最终被丢下”的情绪高度契合。例如她说自己是一个“unlovable disgusting ogre”,以及“Im such a dissapointing friend”、“I do everything wrong”,都对应歌词中对自我价值的极度否定。她也多次提到“I wish everyone left me, so i could kms”和“Apparently they dont want me anymore”,这与歌曲里被他人抛弃、只剩自己与孤独作伴的主题很相近。另一方面,她反复表达“I just want to be pretty”和“I want to be a real woman”,在性别与身体上感到格格不入,正像歌里那种“我是谁都承受不起我的存在”的破碎感。整体来说,Liability 既有对自己“太多”“太错”的羞耻,也有那种安静、疲惫的自白,非常适合作为她的主题曲。

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