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你的辛普森角色
从整体风格看,这个帐号最像 Bart Simpson:嘴贱、爱整活、混不吝但又不是真的恶意。TA的时间线充满冷嘲热讽和混乱段子,比如抱怨时间线两边都刷政治内容的 “Why am I getting both far left and far right content on my tl what the fuck”,以及对网民恶劣行为的不屑 “People on twitter will make headcanons about a character and then bully artists for not abiding these headcanons Some of you are legitimately just awful”,很像Bart那种一边看戏一边吐槽世界的态度。TA爱游戏、剑和中二题材(如多次激动推荐《Rogue Trader》的 “Rogue trader was fucking peak yall should play it” 和 “Buy rogue trader it's fucking peak yall”),对应Bart痴迷暴力卡通与电子游戏的设定。账号也经常发带点低俗又自嘲的黄段子式玩笑,例如 “My boner went so far down it became a vagina” 和各种性化梗,正符合Bart那种青春期、爱越界、说话不过脑子的幽默。虽然嘴毒,但在一些话题上又表现出基本的道德感和“看不惯傻逼”的姿态,比如 “You are 13 and on shedtwt go do your homework” 和 “No room for wokeness you're a pedophile”,这和Bart外表叛逆却在关键时刻有底线的性格非常接近。

你的 MBTI 性格类型
从整体氛围看,他明显偏向外向(E):大量互动、@人和公开斗嘴、开黄腔、玩梗,比如开玩笑撮合别人 “I think @notshawarmachin and @Wokelander_alt3 should stop fighting over Caesar and kiss each other instead”,以及自嘲“你可以听我自闭式碎碎念” “You can listen to my autistic blabbering”,都显示出他享受社交、在公共场合表现自我。内容上高度聚焦游戏设定、行业趋势、政治舆论与互联网文化,带有抽象与模式化思维,像是对微软战略的宏观疑惑 “I am geniuenly confused at what is Microsofts end goal Like do they have an actual plan or is it just self sabotaging for the love of the game”,以及对宝可梦开发节奏的宏观建议 “I think pokemon would be better if they just made the development cycle longer than a new game every 1.5 years”,这更吻合直觉(N)。在表达风格上,他经常用讽刺和逻辑拆解别人,而不是顾及对方感受,例如批评泄露者“纯情绪、没依据” “90% of Shiinas leaks are just based on pure vibes speculations and 'wouldn't that be cool' instead of anything reliable”,以及吐槽推特人脑补角色设定再去攻击画师 “People on twitter will make headcanons about a character and then bully artists for not abiding these headcanons Some of you are legitimately just awful”,显示出强烈的思考(T)倾向。生活状态和观点极其“顺其自然”和玩笑化,例如“一边花钱吃饭一边自嘲自己很穷” “Me if I wasn't one hungry ass mother fucker who spends his money on food”,以及对游戏、公司、政治的临场吐槽 “I highkey miss when politics were boring”,缺乏计划感和秩序感,更像感知(P)。综合这种爱抬杠、爱玩梗、关注宏观趋势、又喜欢辩论与反讽的风格,他最接近的类型是 ENTP。

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白天在加油站排队,晚上在九世纪和远未来挥剑。发牢骚聊Rogue Trader、魂系和业界八卦,偶尔认真分析到自己都害怕。– @SpekterAlt

你的招牌鸡尾酒
这杯酒走的是高酒精度、微甜带苦的路子——像你一边在加油站刷梗一边疯狂安利Rogue Trader的精神状态,比如你反复强调的“Rogue trader was fucking peak yall should play it”。波本代表你那种直男式、刀剑迷式的粗犷热情,对剑和战锤的爱在“I have a theory that humans are biologically engineered to like swords no matter what”里写得明明白白。黑咖啡冷萃是你时间线上混杂左右光谱、游戏产业八卦和工作吐槽的苦涩现实,对此你也吐槽过“Why am I getting both far left and far right content on my tl what the fuck”。樱桃白兰地则是你偶尔会有的浪漫和自嘲,比如对《九日》里“老中国伪娘”的玩笑式迷惑:“Nothing new I saw old chineese twinks while playing nine sols”。辣椒巧克力碎体现你时不时放出的重口辣梗和犀利吐槽,例如你对圈内人和爆料号信手就来的评价:“90% of Shiinas leaks are just based on pure vibes speculations and 'wouldn't that be cool' instead of anything reliable”。最后用一点苏打水做顶层,是你在骂游戏、喷玩家、讨论业界时依然保留的那点轻松调侃感,就像你能一边嫌弃40K圈子一边又说“I am considering getting into warhammer 40k but at the same time I don't wanna be associated with 40k fans”。

你的霍格沃茨学院
从这些推文来看,他最突出的特质是机智、吐槽能力和强烈的兴趣导向思考,而不是传统意义上的勇猛或野心。例如他拿游戏设计开玩笑,“Guys guys listen to me unique horror game idea What if thing for kids, but scary” 这种元叙事式的调侃,体现的是对创作套路的抽离和分析,而不是单纯情绪发泄。很多推都在理性吐槽行业或公司决策,比如对微软和宝可梦开发节奏的困惑:“I am geniuenly confused at what is Microsofts end goal Like do they have an actual plan or is it just self sabotaging for the love of the game”、“I think pokemon would be better if they just made the development cycle longer than a new game every 1.5 years”,这属于典型的理工宅向“分析型抱怨”。他也明显对设定和系统很上头,频繁细聊《Rogue Trader》《Bloons》《Warhammer 40k》等硬核向作品,例如“>introduce a paragon for bomb shooter, a tower that cannot see camo >the current boss event is the one where you need to see camo to attack it Masterful gambit ninja kiwi”,说明他喜欢琢磨机制而不仅是情绪消费。再加上类似“I have a theory that humans are biologically engineered to like swords no matter what”这种半认真实验性的胡思乱想,都很符合拉文克劳式的好奇心与玩笑化思考;他虽然有一点格兰芬多式的直言不讳,但主轴还是“聪明话多的宅向吐槽怪”,最接近的是 Ravenclaw(拉文克劳)。

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