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你的辛普森角色
综合来看,这个账号最像 Lisa Simpson。Ta一边自嘲“臭宅、femcel、精神病人”,一边又很聪明、爱思考、常常被情绪和理想主义拉扯,比如写论文研究“对爱的成瘾”以及提到“I need to lock in and finish writing the paper I started ages Ago on addiction to love.”。像Lisa一样,有强烈的社会正义感和政治观点,会认真讨论性别、跨性别与安全空间问题,如“To help women as you wish to do so make safe spaces!! Us women want to be safe… But trans people aren’t invading my space.”以及“Not to be progressive but there’s more than two genders like god there’s intersex etc”。Ta也有典型“高敏感+抑郁+自我厌恶”的Lisa式内心戏,例如“When you wanted it to be over at 14 and 10 years later you’re still here and you realise you’re just as miserable deep down and the facade never fixes it”和“I’m losing my mind almost everyday to something or another.”。同时又像Lisa那样是极宅的小怪人:有自闭谱系(“Turns out I have auDHD.”)、非常强的冷门兴趣(BBC片头、Godzilla、军武、飞机,“Got the Godzilla, planes and missiles autism”),并为自己的国家文化骄傲又嫌弃它“It’s MY shithole..”。最后,Ta既渴望被爱又觉得自己格格不入,比如“I really want to be loved but I know I can’t give the love I feel.”和“I kinda miss being hugged not to be soft but”,这正是Lisa那种“情感很深、社交有点边缘”的气质。

你的 MBTI 性格类型
从整体气质看,她更像是 内向 (I):多次自称“femcel”“bedrotting”,强调自己宅、少社交,比如 “new acc / actually bedrotting / im 24” 和 [“I post a lot about men there for someone who gets none :”。虽然会去酒吧、旅行、嗨酒,但更偏向在网上小圈子里自嘲、吐槽,而不是典型外向型的“人来疯”社牛。其次是明显 直觉型 (N):她常从个人经历跳到抽象议题和价值观,如 “But like conservatives focusing on trans issues is such a waste. It won’t improve the economy or help women.” 和 “What I mean is saying there’s two sexes really limits the help for intersex people even outwith the trans people stuff”,关注结构性问题、身份与意义,而不只是具体日常细节。情感倾向方面,明显是 情感型 (F):很多推文是关于创伤、自我厌恶、想被爱及他人受害经验,如 “As a victim I have to agree with this one. This hurts to see. It feels like people trivialise the lifelong suffering I have now. I’ll never be normal again. I suffer daily.” 和 “I really want to be loved but I know I can’t give the love I feel.”,用词高度情绪化,强调感受与共情而非“对错”。在 J/P 维度 上,她更像 感知型 (P):大量即兴、碎片化的发言,自嘲“stupidmaxxing”、忘吃药、喝挂、生涯混乱,如 “I love how I got a degree as it was my life goal but now I am a neet ?!??” 和 “I need to lock in and finish writing the paper I started ages Ago on addiction to love. Ain’t no one gonna bring the field back to life…. I must 😭”,体现出拖延、计划松散但想法很多的典型 P 型状态。综合她强烈的内心戏、浪漫化痛苦、关注社会议题却又极度自嘲的风格,如 “When you wanted it to be over at 14 and 10 years later you’re still here and you realise you’re just as miserable deep down and the facade never fixes it” 与 “My holiday has been nice so far. I am just mentally ill so it is hard to remain happy!”,最符合的类型是 INFP——内向、理想主义、感情深刻但生活节奏松散的“忧郁浪漫型”。

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你的新 Twitter 简介
24|自豪的苏格兰NEET研究员|写爱成瘾论文、养城市鸽子、屯哥斯拉手办|曾被学校说“女孩不会自闭”,结果是auDHD本人– @stinkyfedchan

你的招牌鸡尾酒
这杯酒是为那个一边说自己“bedrotting”“stinky”,一边在“Turns out I did in fact remain good at handling spirits after uni. And after 6 hours of shots and spirits I’m still alive. I’m too strong”里炫耀酒量的你做的。伏特加代表你对烈酒的爱和“still standing”的生命力,而苹果西打酒则向你在“I love cider and vodka <33”里表白的口味致敬。能量饮料是你的高能量、熬夜、情绪过山车体质,和那种在“Help I’m alive My heart keeps beating like a hammer Hard to be soft, tough to be tender”里展现出的“还活着就继续冲”的劲儿。少量苦味酒象征你在“When you wanted it to be over at 14 and 10 years later you’re still here and you realise you’re just as miserable deep down and the facade never fixes it”里的长期抑郁与创伤后遗症,让甜与苦同时存在。杯口的盐加柠檬是你自嘲式幽默与锋利边缘:一边说“My friends think I stink. Living up to my name (I burp in their direction making eye contact every time, it’s my special move)”,一边又在“I really want to be loved but I know I can’t give the love I feel. I am a hopeless romantic deep down but I need help before I ever show that”里暴露柔软内核。整杯“情绪双倍Gulp”,就是一个又臭又烈、又自毁又浪漫、还能买三只哥斯拉回家的你。

你的霍格沃茨学院
从她的推文来看,她明显带有很强的思考欲和学术气质,很符合拉文克劳的特质。她不仅在读旧约,还在说要“锁定并写完关于爱情成瘾的论文”,表明她会把个人情感问题上升到理论和研究层面,体现出典型的理性分析与好奇心。此外,她从小就对BBC新闻片头、导弹、飞机等冷门领域有“自闭症式的特殊兴趣”,并自嘲有“Godzilla、飞机和导弹自闭症”,这种对知识与细节的执着是拉文克劳常见的特征。她也会认真讨论性别、生理性别与政治议题,例如批评保守派把注意力放在跨性别议题上、为间性人发声,说明她习惯从概念和结构层面思考社会问题,而不仅是情绪宣泄。虽然她有情绪化和自嘲的一面,但整体上她最突出的不是勇猛(格兰芬多)或野心(斯莱特林),也不是单纯的稳定忠厚(赫奇帕奇),而是那种“又蠢又聪明”的自省与爱思考的气质,更贴近拉文克劳。

你的电影

你的歌曲
最适合她的歌是 Help I’m Alive,不仅因为她直接发过歌词,而且歌词主题和她整个人格高度契合。她曾发推:“Help I’m alive My heart keeps beating like a hammer Hard to be soft, tough to be tender”,这正是这首歌的副歌,说明她对那种“活着很累但还在硬撑”的情绪有强烈共鸣。她多次写到自己精神状况和自毁感,比如:“When you wanted it to be over at 14 and 10 years later you’re still here and you realise you’re just as miserable deep down and the facade never fixes it”,以及:“I’m losing my mind almost everyday to something or another… When it slows down it overwhelms because it’s all built up over so long”,与歌里那种在巨大焦虑中勉强往前走的质感非常相似。同时,她一边自嘲“臭宅、酒鬼、精神病”,一边又在恢复饮食、写论文、出门旅行,例如:“Recovering from my ED of 8 years just so feel fat???” 和 “My holiday has been nice so far. I am just mentally ill so it is hard to remain happy!”,这种一边崩溃一边活着的矛盾感正是 Help I’m Alive 的核心。再加上她反复表达“还活着但很痛”的状态,如:“I hate feeling so strongly” 和 “I get so upset that my body begins to hurt alongside my heart”,让这首歌几乎像是她的个人主题曲。

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