
优点和缺点

你的辛普森角色
从发言看,这个账号最像 Lisa Simpson:感性、自省、有点社恐但又渴望被认可。TA会认真思考自己在别人眼里的样子,比如说 “i'm still lost on how i can be interesting to you guys.. x_x” 和 “do you guys enjoy my art ? is there something you want to see specifically in my style?”,这和Lisa经常质疑自我价值、想被同龄人接纳的性格很像。TA也有创作和审美上的坚持,如 “genuinely i see more hit tweets about people talking about this new shitty algorithm instead of actual art. I NEED THE ART.” 和多次提到画风、画不满意就哭,比如 “i never finished this i got burnt out and i started crying cuz his face didn't look goood enough LMAOOOO”,很符合Lisa那种对作品高度投入又容易挫败的艺术气质。同时,TA会一边自嘲可爱或笨拙,一边保持温柔关心别人,例如 “goodnight ! i hope everyone.. had a good day.” 和 “i'm so sleepy.. someone read me a bedtime story”,这也像Lisa既敏感又体贴的一面。再加上TA在简介里高调撒糖、写 “i love my fiancé ..”,有种小小浪漫主义和理想主义色彩,很符合Lisa那种认真投入感情和关系的性格。

你的 MBTI 性格类型
从推文来看,这位博主更像是内向型 I。虽然她很健谈,但内容多是自我独白式碎碎念和当日心情,比如"ah!!! i'm really close to getting 300 i'm so scared.. i used to just use this as a diary but now people are actually talking to me!! [picture]"和"i'm still lost on how i can be interesting to you guys.. x_x [picture]",明显把账号当私人日记,用“被关注”而不是“主动社交”的心态来面对他人。她频繁提到要睡觉、午睡、偷懒画画、身体不舒服,如"i want to nap [picture]"、"i took medication and i've been staring at my ceiling. hello ceiling [picture]",更像在安静的个人空间中自我消化情绪。 在直觉型 N方面,她的表达充满想象与情绪色彩,而不是具体事实罗列。比如把账号拿来拟人化关系、婚约和同人脑洞,"i love my fiancé .. [picture]"、"wedding plans . . [picture]",以及对角色关系和AU的幻想:"// who said i wouldn't post art.. aha.. AU soon IDGAF IF THE BOW IS EROMG ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN DRAW THEM [picture]"。她很少讨论现实生活的细节操作,更多是在感性地投射、萌点、CP与情绪氛围,而这恰恰体现了N型对可能性与意象的偏好。 在情感型 F方面,她的推文几乎都围绕心情、自我价值感以及与他人的情绪连结。比如对关注数和他人喜爱高度在意:"WHY AM I ALREADY CLOSE TO 400?? um ummmm [picture]"、"do you guys enjoy my art ? is there something you want to see specifically in my style? requests are open, but if it's a specific piece in mind; i'll ask you to commission me instead. [picture]";也会因为画不好而崩溃自嘲:"// i never finished this i got burnt out and i started crying cuz his face didn't look goood enough LMAOOOO [picture] [quoted tweet]"。她对“femcel asa”梗会直接表态不喜欢:"// i hate the femcel asa joke. never understood it. don't care. [picture]",更在意价值观和情绪界限,而非理性辩论。 在感知型 P方面,她明显是随性、拖延、临时起意型,而不是强计划型。她多次提到要睡觉却又继续刷推,如"i'm going to bed soon.. 🤔 maybe.. [picture]"和"okay i sleep soon.. 😁😁😁 [picture]",创作也经常“开坑不完结”: "// i never finished this i got burnt out and i started crying cuz his face didn't look goood enough LMAOOOO [picture] [quoted tweet]"。再加上她常说“懒”“拖延”“随便画画”,如"// lazy / just for fun #katanaman #chainsawman [2 pictures] [quoted tweet]"和"my drawings close to being done.. procrastinating.. [picture]",符合P型“走一步看一步”、根据当下心情行动的特征。 综合这些特征——内向的日记式表达、丰富的角色脑补与想象、情绪主导的价值观,以及缺乏严密计划、更偏向心血来潮的创作模式——@yoruislame 最符合的 MBTI 类型是 INFP。她既敏感又可爱地自嘲,重视情绪连接与创作表达,用这个账号当成半私人的小宇宙,正是典型INFP在网络空间的呈现方式。

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你的新 Twitter 简介
半职学生全职画手,专攻电锯人角色与小情侣日常。曾为一张烤焦的吐司画过追悼图。接稿中,细节强迫症慎点。– @yoruislame

你的招牌鸡尾酒
这杯酒是给那个一边说“i wish i was a cat”又一边半夜还在画画、熬到“i should sleep.. it's almost 2am!!! aghhhh GOODNIGHT!!!!”的ASA准备的。白桃利口酒代表她软绵绵、又有点撒娇体质的可爱人格,对自己喊着“i'm pretty darn cute.”同时又会自嘲“i look stupid..”,甜味里带点害羞。荔枝清酒是她对恋爱和未婚夫的痴情告白,“i love my fiancé ..”加上各种“婚礼计划”与“wedding plans . .”的暧昧小花絮。柠檬汽水和气泡水则是她忽高忽低的社交能量,从“ah!!! i'm really close to getting 300 i'm so scared.. i used to just use this as a diary but now people are actually talking to me!!”到“all this attention i thought the algorithm hated me.”,像汽泡一样一下炸开。最后一点石榴糖浆是她偶尔的尖锐与中二感,从“denji is problematic media.”到“// i hate the femcel asa joke. never understood it. don't care.”,在软萌外表下藏着一小口红色的反骨与态度。

你的霍格沃茨学院
从这些推文里,他们最突出的特质是黏人且真诚的亲和力,以及对身边人的投入和忠诚感,而不是野心或英雄情结。比如他们在简介里直接写了“@chainsawguydude 🤍💍”,并多次高调提到未婚夫和婚礼计划,如“IM SPOKEN FOR!! unless this is him.. 🤔 then what now.. also you spelt marry wrong.”和“wedding plans . . ”,这表现出强烈的“认定一个人就死心塌地”的忠诚属性。对粉丝方面,他们常常因为别人支持而感到受宠若惊、不断道谢和回馈,例如“WHY AM I ALREADY CLOSE TO 400?? um ummmm”、“ah!!! i'm really close to getting 300 i'm so scared.. i used to just use this as a diary but now people are actually talking to me!!”和“wuhh.. 10 more until 300, thank you guys so much i'm trying to draw as much as i can”,说明他们把“好好对待关注自己的人”看得很重。他们也非常乐意为他人付出时间创作,例如“do you guys enjoy my art ? is there something you want to see specifically in my style? requests are open, but if it's a specific piece in mind; i'll ask you to commission me instead.”和反复提到“为别人画”“有人让我画婚礼图”等推文,体现了勤恳、愿意帮忙和照顾别人需求的特质。整体来看,他们的核心不是追求权力与名声(斯莱特林),也不是理性至上的求知欲(拉文克劳),而是温柔、黏人、愿意陪伴他人、对关系极为重视的性格,这与赫奇帕奇“忠诚、耐心、重情重义”的气质最为吻合。

你的电影

你的歌曲
她一边自称可爱、一边又带点病娇与占有欲,很符合 you should see me in a crown 里那种既软又疯、既自卑又极度自我中心的氛围,比如在简介里写「🪽 ┆i'm pretty darn cute. @chainsawguydude 🤍💍」以及公开宣示主权的 “IM SPOKEN FOR!! unless this is him.. 🤔 then what now.. also you spelt marry wrong.”。她对未婚夫和角色的强烈占有欲与玩笑中的威胁感,也体现在 “don't dm him.” 和 “wedding plans . .” 这样的推文中,很像歌里那种“我就是王冠戴在头上的人”的宣告。与此同时,她又会说 “i'm still lost on how i can be interesting to you guys.. x_x” 和 “all this attention i thought the algorithm hated me.”,这种在自卑和被追捧之间摇摆的情绪,和歌曲里冷酷自信与内在脆弱并存的感觉非常接近。再加上她对血腥作品《电锯人》的痴迷、对痛经与崩溃的戏谑(如 “AGHHH THESE CRAMPS. i'm giving it to denji i don't care anymore”),整体气质就是甜美外表下带点黑暗、戏剧化又略疯感的“女王”,与这首歌的主题高度贴合。

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